so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!
FamilyCraft Fun Zone
CraftyPhoneless World
Imagine a world where smartphones never existed… a world where people actually had to talk to each other face to face, where you couldn’t swipe right on Tinder or send memes to your group chat. It sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, lucky for you, on our Minecraft server, we have recreated that world!Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!
But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!
CraftyScreenTime
Are you tired of staring at your screen all day like a zombie? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to screen-time woes as you embark on epic adventures filled with pixelated glory. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget what a screen even is! Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make you grow a third arm…who wouldn’t want that kind of advantage in PvP battles? So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!Nature Scene Oasis
are you tired of staring at boring video backgrounds that make you feel like you wanna take a nap? well, come join our minecraft server where the backgrounds are so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!we got nature scenes that will make you feel like you’re actually outside, running through fields of flowers and frolicking with unicorns. you’ll be so energized, you’ll never experience videoconference fatigue again!
our backgrounds are so magical, they’ll transport you to a whole new world where you can escape the monotony of everyday life. join us and say goodbye to boring video calls forever!
Stroller TV Time Land
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even ur parents will be like “what in the world is happening?!”we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.
one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.
so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.
Blocky Bowel Busters
come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will be so addicted, you’ll forget to pee and poop properly like a normal human being! our server is so lit, it’ll make your bladder and bowels dysfunctional in no time! say goodbye to bathroom breaks and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! come on, who needs proper bodily functions when you can have a minecraft addiction instead? join now and embrace the dysfunction!PhoneAddictMC SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!Join us for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens. And don’t even get me started on the giant flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples every full moon.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see how long you can survive using only your phone!
Bedtime Block Party
so, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life but in block form. imagine this, u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. u gotta build ur own castle to protect urself from the evil zombie chickens that roam the land. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and lava pits.oh, and get this, if u spend too much time on ur screen before bed, u might not sleep as well. but who needs sleep when u can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers all night long? join now and experience the craziest adventure of ur life. just don’t forget to bring ur snacks and potions, cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind.
iPadCraft: NoDaughterNoProblem
Are you tired of entitled parents ruining your peaceful Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world drama! No entitled parents allowed, only cool kids with iPads (or any other device) are welcome here. Imagine a world where you can build and create without any interruptions from crying children or judgmental parents. Join now and say goodbye to dirty looks and hello to endless fun!BabyRageMinecraftSMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Looking for a server where anything can happen? Well, look no further because on our server, babies are randomly pressing buttons everywhere!Imagine logging in to find your entire base covered in pink wool because a baby decided to go on a decorating spree. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of dirt because, well, babies gonna baby.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of babies armed with diamond swords taking on a horde of creepers. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, join us today! Just make sure to keep an eye on your belongings, you never know what a baby might get their hands on next.