ScrollingBrainRotMC

social media, ScrollingBrainRotMC, pope francis, excessive screen time, Technology

yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. we got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with real sharks (don’t worry, they’re friendly).

come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft community ever. we even have a secret handshake that involves doing the floss dance while riding a llama. so what are you waiting for? come join us before pope francis bans us for being too awesome.

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PixelLoveCraft

gaming addiction, quality time, relationship problems, bonding time, PixelLoveCraft

Are you tired of feeling like you’re living with a gaming ghost instead of your husband? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where spending quality time with your partner is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband disappearing into the virtual world for days on end. Instead, he’ll be by your side, building a virtual empire together with you! Say goodbye to being just roommates and hello to being gaming soulmates!

And don’t worry, we have plenty of activities for both of you to enjoy together. From epic quests to building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Who needs real-life date nights when you can have virtual adventures with your partner, am I right?

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MineTime Madness

screen time, screen time effects, digital addiction, screen time tracking, technology use

Are you tired of spending hours on end staring at your screen with nothing to show for it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to boring screen time because on our server, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and riding pigs into the sunset.

Forget about your real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom (just make sure to wear a diaper).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our legendary annual Minecraft marathon, where players compete to see who can survive the longest without blinking. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring screen time forever!

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ParentingCraft: AITA Edition

bedtime routine, late nights, diarrhea, kids songs, Breakup

Looking for a Minecraft server that matches your parenting style? Look no further! Join our server where we only allow 1.5 hours of screen time a day, feed our players only organic food, and play instrumental music in the background.

Unlike other servers, we don’t tolerate players who have fits of rage and need an iPad to calm down. We promote good behavior and healthy habits for all our players. And if your child hits other players, we have a strict no-hitting policy in place!

So if you’re tired of servers that promote unhealthy habits and bad behavior, come join us! Your child will thank you for it in the long run. Plus, who knows, maybe they’ll even start talking in complete sentences sooner than you think!

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GenZCraft: Parenting Edition

Edition, mindful parenting, attachment parenting, mental health awareness, gender-neutral parenting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where gen z parents are taking over and implementing the craziest parenting trends you’ve ever seen!

Forget traditional parenting methods, on our server, you’ll see parents teaching their kids how to mine for diamonds before they can even walk! Want your child to learn responsibility? They’ll have to take care of their virtual pet creeper or face the consequences!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane stories of parents challenging their kids to PvP battles for control of the virtual kingdom. Who will come out on top? Only the most skilled and daring parents and kids will survive!

So come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server and experience parenting like you’ve never seen before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun!

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GenZCraft: Raising Blockheads

Gender Roles, inclusion, future generations, community support, progressive parenting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the parenting department! Join us and learn all about the wild and wacky ways Gen Z is raising their Minecraft kids.

On our server, you’ll find parents teaching their Minecraft offspring how to build epic structures out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Forget about traditional parenting methods like timeouts and lectures, our players are all about teaching their kids valuable life skills through the power of pixelated blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Baby Creeper Daycare” where players can drop off their explosive little ones for some much-needed R&R. Watch as these adorable baby creepers play with each other and learn valuable social skills in a safe and controlled environment.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the future of parenting in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it out there.

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PhoneSnoopCraft

internet safety, Boundaries, Technology, Communication, phone monitoring

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and let’s duke it out in the virtual world!

On our server, we have a strict “no phone until you’re 11” policy, because we believe in teaching responsibility before giving access to technology. But don’t worry, once you prove yourself with a brick phone, the world (of Minecraft) is your oyster!

Unlike some parents, we believe in monitoring screen time and internet safety. So rest assured, your virtual adventures will be safe and secure on our server. Plus, we have child locks on the internet, because we know how crazy those Endermen can get!

But watch out, because on our server, there’s a rival family who believes in unlimited screen time, social media for all, and no phone checks. It’s like a virtual showdown between responsible parenting and tech freedom!

So join us on our Minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of parenting styles! Trust us, it’s going to be block-tastic!

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ThirstyCraft: 72 Hours Til Death

dehydration, HOURS, dehydration symptoms, dehydration prevention, fatal consequences

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis place is wild, like a pack of rabid llamas on a rampage. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers throwin the sickest parties.

u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT, and let's just say it didn't end well. but hey, at least it was a blast! literally.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it's like a treasure hunt every time u log on.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, then come join us. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in this wacky world.

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HangryCraft: Where Parents’ Stress Turns into Nutritious Fun!

children, PRESSURE, turns, parents, Nutritious

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the only food you can eat is healthy food. no more cake or cookies or golden apples, only broccoli and carrots and kale. but get this, if you try to eat a piece of cake, your character like, explodes or something. it’s crazy, right?

you gotta join this server if you want to test your willpower and see if you can resist the temptation of all the sugary treats. plus, if you eat too much unhealthy food, your character starts to gain weight and moves slower. it’s like a virtual diet plan, but with explosions.

come join us on this wacky server and see if you can resist the pressure to eat healthy foods. who knew minecraft could be so intense?

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Fabled Battlegrounds: Where the only magic is how quickly you can rage quit after getting demolished in PVP!

swordplay, mindless beef, PvP, RAGE, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded PVP server
Features	Multiple class, skilltree, and weapons mods
Focus	Swordplay and teamwork
Group Size	Small group of players
Joining Info	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, there is no whitelist. You can join our Discord server to get all the information on how to join.
What mods are included in the server?	We have multiple class, skilltree, and weapons mods to enhance the PVP experience.
How long will the server be active?	The server will be active for the next 3 months.
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on swordplay and teamwork, promoting player interaction and strategic combat.
Can I join solo or do I need a group?	You can join solo, but teamwork and forming alliances are encouraged for a better gaming experience.

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Minecraft Server Overview

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