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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Star Shards Collected:	174	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

WhyDo15Craft SMP

1080p resolution, 1366×768 resolution, 15.6 inch laptops, 24 inch monitors, computer screens, display quality, display standards, G.., laptop screens, monitor displays, pixel density, PPI, resolution comparison, screen laughing, screen mocking, screen resolution, screen size, smp, tech forums, Technology, WhyDo15Craft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP – 4K Resolution Gang

1920×1080, 2560×1440, 2716×1527, 2k, 3840×2160, 4K, aspect ratio, digital display, display technology, Gang, High Definition, Minecraft, monitor comparison, monitor resolution, pixel count, pixel density, PixelPals, resolution, screen resolution, screen size, smp, technology terminology, Ultra High Definition, visual display

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Mines Excavated:	3599	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old pixelated graphics? Well, look no further because our server is so pixelated, it’s practically 4K! That’s right, we’ve cranked up the pixels to give you the most visually stunning Minecraft experience you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we’ve discovered a secret dimension where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs fly helicopters. Join our SMP and explore this wacky world filled with surprises around every corner.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. That’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with just a few clucks from this miraculous bird.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most pixelated adventure of your life!

PixelPeeper Minecraft Server

Computer, Desktop, device, Display, electronic, flat screen, Hardware, High Definition, LCD, Led, Minecraft, monitor, monitor brand, monitor model, monitor size, monitor type, PixelPeeper, Screen, screen resolution, Server, Technology, Visual, widescreen

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Votes:	9917
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old monitors? Well, look no further because on our server, we have monitors so advanced that they can teleport you into the game! That’s right, forget about just watching the action, now you can BE the action!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers and building epic structures all while being immersed in the game through our revolutionary monitor technology. But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Crops Grown:	6957
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old pixelated graphics? Well, look no further because our server offers the ultimate HD experience! You’ll be able to see every blocky follicle on Steve’s head in crystal clear detail!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this golden foreskin will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knew that HD graphics and foreskin quests could make such a perfect combination?

PixelatedPuzzles: Because 16:10 is the new black!

16:10 resolutions, aspect ratio, Black, community feedback, compatibility, design, Development, Display, Frustration, Gaming, graphics, implementation, Optimization, PC Gaming, PixelatedPuzzles, programming, screen resolution, software, Support, Technology, user experience, video games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9978	Enchantments Applied:	158
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the pixels have pixels!

Are you tired of playing on boring servers that don’t support your 16:10 resolutions? Look no further, because on our server, we not only support 16:10 resolutions, but we also have pixelated unicorns roaming around!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a pixelated dragon while battling against evil creeper overlords. And don’t worry about the technical stuff, because implementing 16:10 resolutions on our server was as easy as pie – or should we say, as easy as mining for diamonds!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the pixelated madness for yourself!

/msg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

Artale, aurora, Bosses, CASTELA, Chewie, class references, collaboration, dave the diver, Frenzy totems, ghost stories, Halloween, HYPERION, ign, Kayling, kronos, Legends, LPQ, Ludibrium, Maplefest, maplestory, Midnight Carnival, Minecraft, msg, patch notes, private servers, royals, sale, scania, Shenanigans, smp, solis, YUNA

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you ready for some spooky fun this Halloween? Join our Minecraft SMP for the Midnight Carnival: Ludibrium edition! We’ve got crazy bosses, insane deals on hands (yes, hands), and even Frenzy totems rising from the grave! And don’t even get me started on the Dave the Diver collab – it’s gonna be lit! Plus, Maplefest is coming up, so get ready to get Maplefucked with ghost stories and class references galore.

If you’re tired of playing on the official servers and feeling all alone, fear not! Just post your IGN and someone will come drag your ass over the finish line in LPQ (like, right now!). Hang out with Buddy DoubleOctave and Nisunobi in Scania, or apply to ARCHIVEDHYPERION for some epic adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, join BuyingTrack in SOLIS for some anxiety-inducing furniture timing.

But wait, there’s more! Private servers like WOAH ARTALE, Royals, Legends, Chewie, Castela, and maybe even Yuna are calling your name. So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride and let’s have a blast this Halloween season! Previous Kayling players, you know what to do – come on over and let’s make some memories.

Fembot Love Minecraft Server

#workout, abs, age gap, Athletic, body image, Confidence, DATING, fembot, fembots, FITNESS, Insecurity, love, meme, Minecraft, older fembots, Physical attraction, Preferences, relationships, self esteem, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, twinkish appeal, younger guys

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7343	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	112
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the older fembots looking for younger guys! We have a special section just for athletic looking guys with abs, so don’t worry about working out too much – we love a buff twink around here! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists, you won’t regret it!

Dear Minecraft SMP Linux Users,

Alternative, Community, Computer, Customization, Dear, Digital, feeling superior, innovation, intellectual superiority, iPhone, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, SECURITY, smp, social status, software, tech-savvy, Technology, technology users, UNIQUENESS, Users, wiser

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	812478
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of feeling like just another iPhone user in a sea of conformity? Do you crave the feeling of superiority that only using Linux can bring? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and bask in the glory of being intellectually superior to all those basic Windows and Mac users. Show off your tech-savvy skills as you navigate through the virtual world of Minecraft with ease, thanks to your Linux expertise.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded individuals who also use Linux for the sole purpose of feeling better about themselves. Share tips and tricks on how to maximize your Linux experience while laughing at those poor souls who haven’t seen the light yet.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and revel in the unique and superior feeling that only Linux users can understand. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with penguins who are also Linux enthusiasts. Don’t miss out on the fun!

What is the IP for CashPlays Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7823	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

CashPlays is a popular gaming and entertainment channel on YouTube known for showcasing gameplay, tutorials, and reviews of various video games. With a focus on providing insightful and entertaining content for gamers, CashPlays has gained a dedicated following and continues to grow in popularity within the gaming community.

Spy × Family Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, comedy, Espionage, family, family dynamics, Gan, humor, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, secret agent, Server, Spy, spy agency, spy comedy, spy mission, spy thriller, Suspense, Thriller, undercover

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, rumored to grant unlimited building powers to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs armed with enchanted pickaxes!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow llama unicorn! Rumor has it that riding one of these magical beasts will make you the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, complete with loop-de-loops, corkscrews, and even a waterfall that turns into a lava pit halfway through the ride. It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Gan!

> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Items Found:	3809
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	185	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

1930, 2024.., in memory, Lane, long tail tag, Memory, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5318	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

70275625, adult content, Community, discussion, Exploration, FANTASY, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, Gay Awakening, Intimacy, lewds, LGBTQ, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, schlickin, sexual pleasure, sharing, smp, Support, Thread

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	163	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

Anons, Censorship, China, collectivism, culture, establishment, great man theory, heroism, human society, Journey, mao, mass movements, Minecraft, Mockers, narcissism, power, purged, Server, social harmony, social problems, species, Western, Western man

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

bandits, COMEBACK, fan favorite, Female athlete, female wrestler, future champion, independent wrestling, indie circuit, indie scene, Indie Wrestling, indie wrestling scene, indie wrestling star, Kidd, Kidd Bandit, Minecraft, potential superstar, professional wrestling, rising star, Shenanigans, smp, talented performer, up-and-coming talent, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling promotions

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crops Grown:	3490

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!