But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!
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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP
4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge! -
WhyDo15Craft SMP
1080p resolution, 1366×768 resolution, 15.6 inch laptops, 24 inch monitors, computer screens, display quality, display standards, G.., laptop screens, monitor displays, pixel density, PPI, resolution comparison, screen laughing, screen mocking, screen resolution, screen size, smp, tech forums, Technology, WhyDo15CraftAre you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.
So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!
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PixelPals Minecraft SMP – 4K Resolution Gang
1920×1080, 2560×1440, 2716×1527, 2k, 3840×2160, 4K, aspect ratio, digital display, display technology, Gang, High Definition, Minecraft, monitor comparison, monitor resolution, pixel count, pixel density, PixelPals, resolution, screen resolution, screen size, smp, technology terminology, Ultra High Definition, visual displayAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old pixelated graphics? Well, look no further because our server is so pixelated, it’s practically 4K! That’s right, we’ve cranked up the pixels to give you the most visually stunning Minecraft experience you’ve ever seen.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we’ve discovered a secret dimension where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs fly helicopters. Join our SMP and explore this wacky world filled with surprises around every corner.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. That’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with just a few clucks from this miraculous bird.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most pixelated adventure of your life!
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PixelPeeper Minecraft Server
Computer, Desktop, device, Display, electronic, flat screen, Hardware, High Definition, LCD, Led, Minecraft, monitor, monitor brand, monitor model, monitor size, monitor type, PixelPeeper, Screen, screen resolution, Server, Technology, Visual, widescreenAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old monitors? Well, look no further because on our server, we have monitors so advanced that they can teleport you into the game! That’s right, forget about just watching the action, now you can BE the action!Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers and building epic structures all while being immersed in the game through our revolutionary monitor technology. But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!
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SlopCraft Minecraft Server
actor’s foreskin, best medium, cinematic experience, clear quality, Consume the slop, digital content, Entertainment, film industry, HD, High Definition, Media consumption, Minecraft, movies, screen resolution, Server, SlopCraft, streaming, Technology, television, video quality, viewing experience, visual clarity, watch thingsAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old pixelated graphics? Well, look no further because our server offers the ultimate HD experience! You’ll be able to see every blocky follicle on Steve’s head in crystal clear detail!But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this golden foreskin will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knew that HD graphics and foreskin quests could make such a perfect combination?
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PiratesCraft
Our server Has Survival, Pvp, Economy, Is Vanilla and Factions. You can join anytime from anywhere because our server is always open. Meet new people, Play with friends and survive the season like (Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall
piratescraftgr.revivemod.net:2242
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FingerMine Minecraft server
The owner of the “FingerMine” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.92.63.189.31:812
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Feathered SMP
The feathered SMP a modded DND based java server with a new twist.
Tiny little dragons which are playable.
People can play tiny dragons with special events and powers which are just for them!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSciYTehN6Re8g5Qoea5hxBn9k_cWFpZDbQGb251g7Q2PO88Sg/viewform
Not interested in being a dragon? Join our player pool!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeozXqt0QZFllyOoyDxDl-cYQbpr3iPV3WmmlK8PSw_pp3P0A/viewform
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SnackSMP
We just released hamsters!
Previous update: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCszpzXtphE
SnackSMP is a Fabric 1.20.1 modded Minecraft server with mostly the Create mod. To apply (which you probably will be accepted in), you must join our Discord server. There is no age restriction, but just be mature and use common sense.
Discord: https://discord.gg/cvp56wAD9f
IMPORTANT When joining you will get a question "What are you interested in" or something like that and just press "Modded Survival" to get access to the survival server. Also check if you see all the channels, in the "Channel & Roles" thingy and then "Browse channels". Hope to see you there 😀
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Akoot&Co
Welcome to Akoot & Co, your ultimate destination for a classic Minecraft experience!
Our server is the result of a passionate search for a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements tailored just for you. Frustrated by the absence of such a haven, we took matters into our own hands to create this medium-scale community Minecraft server.
In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Here, you’ll find a semi-vanilla, SMP-like environment, carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. Imagine a server where history and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay. We believe in preserving the core Minecraft gameplay while enhancing your adventure with thoughtful features.
Features
- Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
- World Map (dynmap)
- Bedrock support (Geyser)
- Unlimited Homes
- No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
- KeepInventory (soon to be optional per player!)
- Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
- Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
- Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)
- Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)
Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!
No application required! Just launch the game and play!
IP:
akoot.co
Bedrock IP:
mc.akoot.co
Version:
1.20.4
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Nerdcrafteria
Welcome to NERDCRAFTERIA!
Server IP: mc.Nerdcrafteria.com
Minecraft version: 1.17.1
Nerdcrafteria is the official Minecraft server by Nerdfightersfor Nerdfighters!
Players work together to create a fun environment for everyone. Our server has multiple worlds including a monster-free main world featuring an economy plugin and purchasable plots, a monthly-resetting resource world where you can gather things to sell to our Admin shop, as well as survival, skyblock and creative worlds for you to enjoy!
Nerdcrafteria is owned by Hank Green of the Vlogbrothers. The server was founded in September 2012. Our focus is on promoting a fun family gaming environment for all, while raising money for The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck! A registered non-profit with the goal of making the world a better place!
Nerdcrafteria is a family friendly, PG oriented server. Anyone may log in, but you will be asked to accept our Code of Conduct upon joining. By accepting you agree to follow our rules and help us maintain the kind and welcoming atmosphere we’ve all grown accustomed to for almost a decade! Our motto is: DFTBA!
- Dont
- Forget
- To
- Be
- Awesome
While Nerdcrafteria is owned and paid for entirely by Hank Green, we do have a Donation storeWhere you will find various perks and boons you can donate toward!
100% of proceeds go to The Foundation to Decrease World Suck. Make sure to check with your parents if you’re under 18 before making any purchases, and read the Terms and Conditions before sending in any donations!
More Information can be found on our website at Nerdcrafteria.comon our Discord and by watching our server tour video!
We hope to see you on the server!
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Gringor | Sandbox MMORPG
Welcome to Project Gringor! What is PG? It’s a server project using EliteMobs Plugin. Our goal is to create an Sandbox MMORPG type of server. You can start your own Town or join a friends, this Town is meant to be your home base (Safe Zone). You will be able to /rtp in the Global world. You can hunt people who are gathering resources or you can gather resources yourself. This is also the place to hunt for Elite Mobs which drop custom gear. The custom Enchantments on these gear, only work against mobs. I plan to build dungeons and add bosses for players. These will not be easy and will require good gear. Mobs scale to your gear, so having better gear means you will encounter higher level mobs. We replaced McMMO for Aurelium Skills, this plugin is almost too perfect for EliteMobs. The plugin is already well received by players and a lot of Members of the MC community.
gringor.mc-game.xyz
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BattleMines
Welcome to BattleMines, a brand new Prison server where you will be able to have a ton of fun getting onto our Cell Top to win some ingame rewards each week!
Join us for a great Prison Adventure!
play.battlemines.net
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– StrimchickCraft Minecraft server
The owner of the server “- StrimchickCraft” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.95.216.48.150:25837
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Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft
Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft ===========================
Near-vanilla Minecraft, with the following additions: * Grief Prevention * Bad language filter * Tree feller * Trading system * Direction HUD
PvP is OFF, the server is Player-vs-Environment (PvE) only.
play.madcow.fun