LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A ZOOM CALL BUT FOR MINECRAFT PLAYERS! JOIN US IF U GOT ZOOM DYSMORPHIA AND WANNA HIDE BEHIND A PIXELATED BLOCKY CHARACTER! WE GOT PIXELATED SKIN CARE ROUTINES AND PIXELATED MAKEUP TUTORIALS TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A BLOCKY QUEEN! PLUS, OUR PIXELATED THERAPISTS ARE HERE TO HELP U OVERCOME UR FEAR OF LOOKING LIKE A SQUARE IRL! COME JOIN US AND EMBRACE UR INNER BLOCKHEAD!
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Pixel Perfect Player Hub
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Myopia Mine – Screen Time Server
join our epic minecraft server and save your eyes from the dreaded myopia! forget about staring at screens all day, come build and explore in our virtual world where myopia is just a made-up word!our server is so lit, you’ll be too busy crafting and battling mobs to even think about myopia. plus, our pixelated graphics are so easy on the eyes, you’ll never want to leave.
who needs 20/20 vision when you can have 20/20 blocks to build with? join now and say goodbye to myopia forever!
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Screen Time Stress Relief
LOL THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY, IF U WANNA AVOID PSYCHOLOGICAL DISTRESS THEN JOIN US AND PLAY MINECRAFT ALL DAY ERRYDAY! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, EXCEPT THE UNICORNS ARE ACTUALLY CREEPERS AND THE RAINBOWS LEAD TO TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS!WE GOT A COMMUNITY OF PLAYERS WHO WILL MAKE U LAUGH TILL U PEE UR PANTS, AND A STAFF TEAM THAT WILL MAKE SURE U NEVER GET BORED. WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND SHEEP THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA.
SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE REALITY AND DIVE INTO A WORLD OF MADNESS AND MAYHEM, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!
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WinterWindowWoes
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy cats, closed windows, and heated arguments.Experience the thrill of accidentally trapping your roommate’s secret pet cat in their room, only to have it wreak havoc and leave a mess everywhere. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
Join now and immerse yourself in a world where closing windows in the dead of winter can lead to epic battles and outrageous accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!
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Pixel Green Server
join this epic minecraft server where the grass is neon green and the pigs wear sunglasses. we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers bust a move to dubstep music. our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamonds like candy. if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombie unicorns. trust me, this server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. come join the fun and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life!
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MillionCraft: Google Loot Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join in on the madness and chaos of being a millionaire in the blocky world! Imagine building a mansion out of a million rubber ducks or creating a roller coaster made entirely of a million slices of pizza. The possibilities are endless!But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest dreams with a million of whatever you last googled! Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride.
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Screen Time School Prep
so like, u know how kids these days r always on their screens, right? well, guess what? turns out all that screen time is actually makin’ them smarter for school! like, who woulda thought, amirite? so, if u wanna get ur kiddos ready for school and make sure they’re ahead of the game, u gotta join our minecraft server! we got all the cool games and activities that will boost their skills and get them ready to crush it in school. plus, who knows, maybe they’ll even become the next minecraft mastermind and make millions of diamonds or somethin’. so come on, join us and let’s get those brains workin’!
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HateWatchinSMP
OMG, like, have you ever been watching a movie and then this one actor or actress comes on screen and you’re just like NOPE, I can’t deal with this person? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have this one player who is like the equivalent of that annoying actor/actress. But, like, in a good way, you know? Like, they’re so bad at building stuff that it’s actually hilarious to watch. It’s like a trainwreck, you can’t look away!So, if you’re into watching someone fail miserably at Minecraft but still somehow manage to make you laugh, then you HAVE to join our server. Plus, we have this crazy story about how this player once accidentally blew up their entire base with TNT because they thought it was a firework show. It was epic, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to tame a wild wolf and ended up getting chased around the map for hours. Good times, good times.
So, yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP with a cast of characters that will make you question your sanity, then come join us! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, I promise you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some serious facepalming moments.
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Split Screen Squad
so like, imagine this, you and your three best buds all squished together on one couch, yelling and screaming at each other as you play split-screen games. now take that chaos and multiply it by a million, because that’s what our minecraft server is like.we got crazy mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you might pee your pants. like, one time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched everyone into outer space. true story.
and don’t even get me started on our epic survival mode. we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure that only the bravest players can find. but watch out for the giant chickens that guard it, they mean business.
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your grandma after she’s had too much coffee, then come join us. we promise you won’t be disappointed.
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Screen Time Deficiency Risk
yo yo yo, listen up fam! if you wanna avoid that nasty vitamin D deficiency, you gotta join our lit Minecraft server! we got all the sunshine you need in our virtual world, no need to go outside and risk getting sunburned.we got so much epic stuff to do on our server, you won’t even remember what a TV looks like. build a castle, fight dragons, make friends with talking pigs – the possibilities are endless!
so ditch that screen time and come join us for some vitamin D-filled fun! trust me, your bones will thank you later.