Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!
So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!
Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?
With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!
Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.
So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).
![Join Our Realm! [vanilla] {survival}](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank13.jpg)
Hey there!
So, there’s this cool realm called Traralero Tralala. It’s all about vanilla survival. A group of pals made it, and they want more folks to join in on the fun!
If you wanna hop in, fill out this quick form. They’ll add you in about 1-2 days!
Let’s make some great memories together! 🎮
CompactPVP is a fresh spin on the old-school factions game. This server is not like the rest. It’s set on a tiny map of about 1k x 1k. This means less space for claims and no more OP cannons. It’s all about that vanilla vibe, but with some cool stuff to help players on this small map.
Come hang out and play today!
Version: 1.21.5 Type: Semi-Vanilla Access: WhiteList Style: Community Features: Claims, Bluemap, Player Shops
Click Here to join the fun!
TheLairMC is in open beta! It gives a Semi-Vanilla feel with cool perks and fun skills. This is a fabric server with mods already in it. No need to download stuff!
Both Bedrock and Java players can join. Everyone is welcome! ❤️
Easy Land Claims: Protect your land with a simple claims tool. Share with friends and join community towns!
Vanilla Tweaks: Enjoy extras like Armor Stands and Mob Heads.
Player Shops: Check out our shopping area! Our economy is based on diamonds and is fully player-run.
Friendly Staff: Our team is nice and fair. No staff abuse here! All builds are made in survival mode.
Help us make the server better for everyone. Join us and have a blast! ❤️
Hello, folks! 👋
They’re starting a new GregTech: New Horizons server! 🎉 This is a whitelist server, so only cool peeps can join.
If this sounds like your jam, come on in! They’d be thrilled to see you! 😊
Chat with the crew here: Join Discord
Hope to see you soon!
Welcome to FreakCraft!
FreakCraft is for those who want the real deal in Minecraft. No tricks, no plugins, just pure vanilla fun. Here’s what you need to know:
Get ready for a true Minecraft ride!
![StorkNest SMP Fun Zone [Whitelist]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank5.jpg)
### StorkNest SMP
Welcome to StorkNest! This is a fun Minecraft server where folks can explore, build, and team up. It runs on 1.21.5 and lets Bedrock players join too with Geyser!
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#### Key Features:
– Whitelist Only: You need to apply on Discord to play here. – Voice Chat: No need for extra mods. Just hop in and chat! – Armor Upgrades: Change leather to iron and iron to diamond. Easy peasy! – Great Community: StorkNest is all about friendly players who love to help each other.
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If you want a chill survival vibe with nice people, StorkNest SMP is the place to be!
Join us on Discord: Discord Link
![Everbloom SMP [SMP] {Vanilla} Fun!](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank10.jpg)
A New Semi-Vanilla Survival Server | Java & Bedrock Compatible
Everbloom SMP is now live! Join for the launch of a fresh, fun server that mixes vanilla survival with cool upgrades.
✅ Vanilla+ Gameplay – Classic fun with useful commands like /home, /craft, /ec, and more
✅ Fully Supported Farming – All works great
✅ PvP & Raiding Enabled – Play nice or go wild
✅ Massive 200k World Border – Lots of room to roam
✅ Nether Roof Access – For quick trips and cool builds
✅ Crossplay Support – Java & Bedrock pals welcome
✅ Lag-Free Performance – 32GB RAM, smooth play
They worked hard to make a fun place for all. Solo players, redstone fans, and builders will find their spot here.
The End dimension will unlock 1 week after launch – time TBA!
If you want a non-pay-to-win, friendly, and community server, this is it. Help us grow something great!
🌸 The server is live – come join now and start your fun! 🌸
![Frontier Quest [Modded] {EU}](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank14.jpg)
### 🌍 The Frontier – Modded Roleplay Server
📍 Location: France 📅 Version: 1.20.1 💬 Discord: Join Us!
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The Old World is a mess. Its stuff is gone, and folks are lost from war. But wait! A new world is here: The Frontier.
You are at the door of this fresh land, ready to make your mark. Want gold, fun, or a new start? The Frontier is yours!
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### 💰 Player-Driven Economy – Gather and sell stuff for coins. – Trade with others to get rich.
### 🏙️ Town & Settlement Progression – Start as a Wanderer with a small camp. – Grow your power and upgrade to Village, City, or even Capital. – Unlock land claims and cool perks.
### ⚔️ Fair & Balanced Gameplay – No pay-to-win. Earn ranks and upgrades by playing. – Strict rules to keep the game fair and fun.
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Ready to make your mark? Join The Frontier today and start your journey!
### 🎮 Turnabout SMP
Wanna play Minecraft and make pals? Look no more! Turnabout is here for you!
– Age: 16+ – Type: Whitelist, Semi Vanilla – Vibe: Like Hermitcraft – Voice Chat: Yes – Join Us on Discord! Click Here
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What’s in Store?
– ✨ Events: Monthly fun with player and admin events!
– 🤝 Inclusivity: Safe space for all. Chill and play with friends.
– 🛠️ Quality of Life: One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!
– 🏬 Shopping & Minigames District: A place to trade and have fun!
– 🗳️ Mayoral Elections: Players choose how the fun runs!
– 🛡️ Anti-Stealing & Griefing: We keep your stuff safe. No worries!
– 🌐 24/7 Uptime: Always online, always ready!
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Join the Fun! Meet new friends and jump in!
The server just started today! Join now and be a powerhouse in this new world!