Imagine a world where scratching a coworker’s back leads to a dramatic office showdown. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who gets caught up in a web of back-scratching deceit?
With our server, you’ll never know what crazy situations await you next. From back-scratching quests to mysterious back-scratching rituals, the possibilities are endless.
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Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!
Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.
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On our server, you won’t have to worry about sharing dice with questionable players or feeling uncomfortable during gameplay. Instead, you can team up with fellow gamers who know how to keep their hands to themselves and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.
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On our server, you won’t have to worry about waking up to hot breath in your face or getting scratched by a playful but overly enthusiastic 80 lbs Pitt bull. Instead, you can build your dream world without any annoying interruptions from a husband who just doesn’t understand boundaries.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only hot air you’ll encounter is from the lava pits in the Nether. And remember, on our server, the only moles you’ll have to worry about are the ones you mine for resources!
Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.
Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?
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Picture this: you spawn in and immediately you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. WHAT?! That’s right, our pigs have class.
But wait, there’s more! Venture into the LOST jungle biome and you’ll encounter a tribe of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They’ll challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
Feeling adventurous? Take a trip to the HAUNTED mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and just want to play hide and seek. But be careful, they’re experts at hiding in plain sight.
And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly EPIC spleef tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden shovel.
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but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with alien technology and mysterious artifacts. u can team up with other players to uncover the secrets of the universe or just build a giant statue of a potato, whatever floats ur boat.
so come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server, where the possibilities are endless and the warp drives are always collapsing. don’t miss out on the most out-of-this-world experience u’ll ever have in minecraft. see u there, space cowboy! 🚀🌌🪐