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CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Potions Brewed:	187	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Meteorites Collected:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	253	Towns Built:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

Jojo Part 7 Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Anime, controversy, Disappointment, fanbase, Japan, jojo, Jojo hype, Jojo Part 7, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, Netflix, part, part 6, smp, streaming, western audience

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3341
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Emeralds Found:	1822
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6077	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of waiting for Netflix to get their act together and release the next part of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure? Well, fear not my fellow Jojo fans, because our Minecraft SMP server is here to save the day!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and of course, plenty of Jojo references to keep you entertained while you wait for Part 6. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole community of Jojo lovers to hang out with?

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock your Stand abilities in real life. Imagine being able to summon your own Stand to help you mine diamonds or fight off creepers. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the Jojo madness begin!

Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server

Analysis, Brat, Campaign, Candidate, Competition, democratic party, Disappointment, election, kamala, kamala harris, KamalaKultists, Kultists, leadership, margin, Minecraft, national poll, Politics, polling, Results, Server, strategy, Support, Victory, Voting

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of KamalaKultists taking over the world with their boring national polls? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about politics. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in-game. So say goodbye to KamalaKultists and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun!

Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

Annoying russian girl, Derp, long tail tag, Minecraft, on-screen, ROSHI, Roshidere, sister, smp

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Void Armor Forged:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dynamis, Famfrit, Femlala Friday tea party, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, Golem, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, Voting, Wolf’s Pier, x files

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	280
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and meetups that will blow your mind!

Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!

My Back Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

activism, beta male, Cultural Marxism, DEI, Diversity equity and inclusion, feminism, gender equality, identity politics, intersectionality, Justice, Left-wing politics, liberal, Minecraft, Political Correctness, political ideology, Progressivism, Server, SJW, Social, Social Activism, social justice, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, the left, Warriors, Woke

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291

Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country, Minecraft, porn, real, smp, Women

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Emeralds Found:	3182
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, comedy, FANTASY, husband and wife, invisible Man, Iwatobineko, love, Manga, Marriage, Minecraft, Otoko to Ningen Onna, oumei, PIXEL, romance, ROMANCECHADS, romcom, Server, Sonouchi Fuufu ni Naru Futari, Supernatural, THE INVISIBLE MAN AND HIS SOON-TO-BE WIFE, winning

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	93
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!