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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 697 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Ores Mined: | 8247 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 145 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Picture this: your in-laws bought a couch that your dog allegedly scratched, but it was hidden so no one noticed. Then, they give the couch to your husband’s friend, leaving you with a broken recliner couch in your TV room. Now, your husband is hinting that he wants you to buy them a new couch because, well, why not?
But fear not, on our server, you can escape the real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only battles you’ll be facing are against creepers and zombies. So come join us and leave the couch drama behind – unless, of course, you want to build a virtual couch empire in Minecraft!