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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6982 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!