scrapped video Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GFJobSearchCraft

Benefits, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, Decision making, Expectations, family, finances, Future, GFJobSearchCraft, Girlfriend, Job, laziness, love, MONEY, relationship, responsibilities, Support, support system, work-life balance

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	5775
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of supporting your partner’s coffee and nail habits? Do you feel like you’re the only one bringing home the bacon while they sit at home all day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again!

Join our server and escape the real world where your partner mooches off of you and enjoy a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive on your own terms. No more buying coffee or nails for anyone but yourself!

With 60-70 hours of work a week, you deserve a break and a chance to find someone who truly adds value to your life. So come on over to our server and leave all those real-life relationship woes behind. Who needs a partner when you have Minecraft, right?

TimeWarpingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, CHANGE, Decisions, do-over, hindsight, hypothetical scenarios, lessons learned, life choices, Minecraft, missed opportunities, opportunity, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, second chance, self improvement, smp, time travel, TimeWarpingGamer, turn back time, what if, Wishful thinking

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Animals Bred:	60
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where anything goes!

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Or maybe you dream of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Time Turner, a magical device that allows you to turn back time and change the course of history. Imagine all the crazy shenanigans you could get up to with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AwkwardCraft – Keep Calm and Mine On!

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward family moments, awkward moment, AwkwardCraft, Calm, coping mechanisms, cringe-worthy moments, dealing with awkwardness, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing stories, family dynamics, Family Events, family gathering, family relationships, family reunions, handling awkward moments, navigating awkward situations, social awkwardness, social situations, uncomfortable family gatherings, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your grandma doing the Macarena in her underwear at a family gathering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape those cringeworthy moments by diving into a world where the only awkward encounters you’ll have are with creepers and zombies!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build a castle to hide from embarrassing family members, or embark on epic quests to retrieve the secret family recipe for Aunt Mildred’s infamous meatloaf. With endless possibilities and hilarious mishaps waiting around every corner, this server is the perfect escape from awkward family gatherings.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave those awkward moments behind for good!

MuskCraft Server: Ex-Twitter Edition

compensation, discrimination, Edition, employee rights, employment dispute, employment rights, Ex-Twitter, ExTwitter, hardcore email, labor laws, lawsuit, legal battle, legal victory, Musk, MuskCraft, Server, silicon valley, social media, tech industry, unfair dismissal, Whistleblower, worker, workplace ethics, wrongful termination

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4603
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the owner is, like, an ex-twitter worker who got fired for sending an email to elon musk calling him a ‘hardcore’ dude. now he’s all rich and stuff from winning £470,000 for unfair dismissal. but instead of, like, buying a yacht or something, he decides to create the most epic minecraft server ever.

why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, the owner is, like, super chill and will give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. also, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off creepers with your bare hands.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant statue of elon musk in the spawn area? yeah, it’s made entirely out of gold blocks and shoots fireworks out of its eyes every hour on the hour.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as elon musk himself, then come join us for some hardcore fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, kyiv, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, putin, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	4498	Dragon Eggs Found:	4190
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

so, like, u kno how putin was all like “imma take over ukraine” but then he was like “nah, gotta defend russia instead”? well, u should join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and action u need, just like putin and ukraine! build ur own empire and defend it against crazy dictators like putin (jk, he’s not actually on the server, but u get the idea). come join the chaos and see if u can come out on top!

PeakCraft: Blocktopia

all time, blocktopia, current era, current population, current time, demographic peak, global population, historical peak, HUMANKIND, Living, number, peak era, peak of humankind, peak of number, peak of population, peak population, peak time, PeakCraft, population number, probable, world population

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Towns Built:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Buildings Constructed:	39

Yo, bro, have you ever thought about what it would be like to live in a world where there are more people than ever before? Well, guess what, on our server, that’s exactly what’s happening! We’ve got so many players that it’s like a never-ending party, except instead of snacks, we’ve got diamonds and creepers!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re surrounded by a mob of players all trying to trade with you or challenge you to a duel. It’s chaos, but it’s the best kind of chaos. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PVP arena. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into cute little bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why should you join? Because where else are you going to find a server with this much action, this many players, and this many crazy mods? It’s like a never-ending party that you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyParentz

Bonding, children, Communication, Connection, CraftyParentz, emotional health, family, findings, good relationship, humor, humor in parenting, Laughter, Parent-child relationship, parenting, Parenting Style, parents, Positive, relationships, study, survey, well-being

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dimension Hops:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

join dis minecraft server if u want to have a better relationship with ur parents, cuz apparently if u play on dis server u gonna be laughin so much dat u gonna be besties with ur mom and dad. like, seriously, if u want ur parents to stop yellin at u and start crackin jokes instead, dis is the place to be. we got so much humor dat u gonna be rollin on the floor laughin all day long. trust me, ur parents gonna be like, “wow, dis kid is so funny now, i wanna hang out with them all the time.” so come on over and join dis server, cuz we all about dat funny life.

Bob’s Adult-Only SMP Adventure: No kids allowed, unless you’re really 18+!

Adultonly, Adventure, Allowed, base, BOBS, Builder, Community, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Explorer, hermitcraft, Kids, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Plugins, Protection, redstoner, Reset, rules, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, Youre

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	3798
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5067
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ SMP Community
Version	1.21
Land Claims	No land claims, but protection plugins installed
Server Reset	Never
Economy	Diamonds as currency, shopping district at spawn
Rules	No discrimination or racism, friendly banter

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no land claims on this server, but there are protection plugins in place to rollback any grief or stealing.

2. Will the server reset in the future?

No, the server will never reset, so you can take breaks and come back to your progress intact.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The economy is similar to Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is a shopping district at spawn where you can buy and sell items.

4. Is the server more focused on building or technical aspects?

The server is more build-oriented and limited on the technical aspect for server performance reasons. The community is into big, ambitious projects, so you will find impressive builds around.

5. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

If you leave the Discord server, it will be considered as your departure from the Minecraft server. You will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability.

GF Memorial Minecraft Server

12-year-old, Boohoo, controversial, dark humor, died, Disturbing, edo tensei, Girlfriend, inappropriate, insensitive, internet culture, memorial, Minecraft, necrophilia, Prostitute, pussy, Server, Sexualization, shock value, social media, taboo, underage, zombie

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	6000

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be asking yourself, “Why didn’t he just fuck a 12 year old prostitute? Or maybe, Edo Tensei his dead gf and fuck her zombie pussy?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to push the boundaries and have a good time. Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.