-
Eggs Are Chicken’s Period – The Server
agriculture, animal products, animal rights, baking, Breakfast, brunch, chicken, chickens, Cooking, eggs, ethical eating, Farming, Food Industry, menstruation, omelette, OVULATION, Period, Poultry, protein source, Reproduction, scrambled eggs, ServerOMG, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got chickens laying eggs like nobody’s business. it’s like a period party up in here. and guess what? u can use those eggs to throw at other players and make them slip and fall like a banana peel. it’s hilarious, trust me. plus, we got a secret underground chicken fight club where u can bet on which chicken will win in a feathered showdown. it’s intense, bro. so come on and join the fun, cuz on this server, eggs aren’t just for breakfast, they’re for epic battles and non-stop laughs. -
StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL
Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, VarietyLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.
Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!
-
CraftyBrokeEats
beans and rice, broke meal, budget meal, canned soup, canned tuna, cheap eats, CraftyBrokeEats, frozen pizza, grilled cheese sandwich, Hot Dogs, instant noodles, leftovers, mac and cheese, oatmeal, pasta, peanut butter sandwich, ramen noodles, rice and beans, scrambled eggs, Spaghetti, toastAre you tired of eating ramen noodles every night because you’re broke? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples that will satisfy your hunger and make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire! Join us and never worry about being broke again – unless you spend all your diamonds on a pet pig that can do backflips. But hey, who wouldn’t want a pig that can do backflips? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin! -
ChessMatesNursingHomeFun
agitate, animated, assisted living, Chess, chess nerd, ChessMatesNursingHomeFun, cognitive decay, common room, disrupt, Elderly, games, national champion, nursing home, personal visitor, Resident, Schedule, scrambled eggs, sick man, Staff, toast, VisitorLooking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your strategic skills and make you feel like a grandmaster? Look no further than our server, where you can face off against the legendary chess champion “Josh”!Join our server and engage in epic chess battles with a 97-year-old former national champion who will give you a run for your money. Watch out, he may not remember what day it is, but he sure knows how to checkmate like a boss!
One player, let’s call him “Bob”, dared to challenge Josh and ended up getting schooled for 6 hours straight. Josh may have missed dinner, but he sure made Bob rethink his chess skills.
So, if you’re up for a challenge and want to test your chess prowess against a seasoned veteran, join our server now! Who knows, you may even get called a “young punk” by Josh himself. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to play against the meanest old buzzard in the chess world!
-
Eggcellent Minecraft Server – Post ITT if you love eggs
boiled eggs, Breakfast, brunch, Cooking, DELICIOUS, egg dishes, egg lovers, Eggcellent, eggs, eggstagram, eggstraordinary, Food, fried eggs, healthy, ITT, love, love eggs, Minecraft, nutrition, omelette, post, protein, recipes, scrambled eggs, ServerAre you an egg-ceptional Minecraft player who loves eggs more than anything else in the world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our egg-citing Minecraft server where everything revolves around eggs.From egg-splosive PvP battles where you can throw eggs at your enemies, to egg-themed building competitions where you can create the most egg-cellent structures, this server has it all.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret egg dungeon hidden somewhere on the server, filled with rare and valuable egg-related treasures. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the ultimate egg prize?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this egg-straordinary Minecraft server and let the egg-stravaganza begin!