scrambled eggs

Eggs Are Chicken’s Period – The Server

agriculture, animal products, animal rights, baking, Breakfast, brunch, chicken, chickens, Cooking, eggs, ethical eating, Farming, Food Industry, menstruation, omelette, OVULATION, Period, Poultry, protein source, Reproduction, scrambled eggs, Server

OMG, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got chickens laying eggs like nobody’s business. it’s like a period party up in here. and guess what? u can use those eggs to throw at other players and make them slip and fall like a banana peel. it’s hilarious, trust me. plus, we got a secret underground chicken fight club where u can bet on which chicken will win in a feathered showdown. it’s intense, bro. so come on and join the fun, cuz on this server, eggs aren’t just for breakfast, they’re for epic battles and non-stop laughs.

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New Server IP
StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

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CraftyBrokeEats

beans and rice, broke meal, budget meal, canned soup, canned tuna, cheap eats, CraftyBrokeEats, frozen pizza, grilled cheese sandwich, Hot Dogs, instant noodles, leftovers, mac and cheese, oatmeal, pasta, peanut butter sandwich, ramen noodles, rice and beans, scrambled eggs, Spaghetti, toast

Are you tired of eating ramen noodles every night because you’re broke? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples that will satisfy your hunger and make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire! Join us and never worry about being broke again – unless you spend all your diamonds on a pet pig that can do backflips. But hey, who wouldn’t want a pig that can do backflips? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

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ChessMatesNursingHomeFun

agitate, animated, assisted living, Chess, chess nerd, ChessMatesNursingHomeFun, cognitive decay, common room, disrupt, Elderly, games, national champion, nursing home, personal visitor, Resident, Schedule, scrambled eggs, sick man, Staff, toast, Visitor

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your strategic skills and make you feel like a grandmaster? Look no further than our server, where you can face off against the legendary chess champion “Josh”!

Join our server and engage in epic chess battles with a 97-year-old former national champion who will give you a run for your money. Watch out, he may not remember what day it is, but he sure knows how to checkmate like a boss!

One player, let’s call him “Bob”, dared to challenge Josh and ended up getting schooled for 6 hours straight. Josh may have missed dinner, but he sure made Bob rethink his chess skills.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want to test your chess prowess against a seasoned veteran, join our server now! Who knows, you may even get called a “young punk” by Josh himself. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to play against the meanest old buzzard in the chess world!

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New Server IP
Eggcellent Minecraft Server – Post ITT if you love eggs

boiled eggs, Breakfast, brunch, Cooking, DELICIOUS, egg dishes, egg lovers, Eggcellent, eggs, eggstagram, eggstraordinary, Food, fried eggs, healthy, ITT, love, love eggs, Minecraft, nutrition, omelette, post, protein, recipes, scrambled eggs, Server

Are you an egg-ceptional Minecraft player who loves eggs more than anything else in the world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our egg-citing Minecraft server where everything revolves around eggs.

From egg-splosive PvP battles where you can throw eggs at your enemies, to egg-themed building competitions where you can create the most egg-cellent structures, this server has it all.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret egg dungeon hidden somewhere on the server, filled with rare and valuable egg-related treasures. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the ultimate egg prize?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this egg-straordinary Minecraft server and let the egg-stravaganza begin!

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New Server IP
StrangerDanger Minecraft SMP

boundary violation, emergency response, Front door safety, Home Invasion, home security, Intruder alert, Locking doors, Minecraft, neighborhood watch, personal safety, privacy invasion, Protecting your home, safety precautions, security measures, self defense, smp, stay vigilant, stranger danger, StrangerDanger, suspicious behavior, unexpected visitors, Unwanted entry, unwelcome guests

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So like, one time I was building my house and this random dude tried to open my front door, can you believe it? I was like, “Bro, do you even knock?” But then he was like, “I just wanted to see your epic build, bro.” And I was like, “Oh okay, come on in then, but only if you bring me some diamonds.” And guess what? He actually brought me diamonds! So now we’re like besties and we go on epic adventures together. You never know what’s gonna happen on this server, it’s wild man. Join us and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

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New Server IP
BlockBusterLaughs

Best Comedy, BlockBusterLaughs, classic comedy, comedic genius, comedic timing, comedy, Comedy film, favorite funny movie, funny actors, Funny Moments, funny movie, hilarious, humor, humor in film, laugh out loud, Laughter, movie night, movie quotes, movie recommendations, must watch comedy, top comedy movies

Are you ready to laugh your blocky socks off? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of hilarious adventures! Our server is filled with wacky characters, crazy challenges, and more puns than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Picture this: you’re exploring a pixelated jungle when suddenly you stumble upon a group of chickens doing the chicken dance. Or how about the time our players built a giant statue of a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle?

But the real reason to join our server? The funniest movie you’ve ever seen won’t even come close to the comedy gold you’ll experience here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to ROFL your way through the best Minecraft server around!

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New Server IP
Lucy in Minecraft Land

Actor, actress, classic, comedy, Cultural, desi arnaz, Dubbed, English, Entertainment, iconic, Land, Language, Love Lucy, Lucy, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Shout, Sitcom, Spanish, television, television history., translation, vintage

So, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to play Minecraft, man. like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but, like, they survived because they had a potion of fire resistance or something. it was, like, insane, dude.

And, like, the mobs on this server are, like, next level. like, we have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into a rainbow of glitter. it’s, like, so wild, man.

Oh, and, like, the admins on this server are, like, the coolest people ever. like, one time, they hosted a dance party in the Nether and everyone was busting out their best moves. it was, like, lit, dude.

So, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, off the chain, then, like, you gotta come play on this server. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

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New Server IP
BadWolfMC

activities, Adult, BadWolfMC, Community Integration, Creative, Discord, Diverse, diverse cultures, Drama-free, Economy, Events, Gamersafer Approved., Greylisted, INCLUSIVE, Mature, Mojang Approved, Network, official minecraft server list, Plugins, Protection, respectful, Semi Vanilla
BadWolfMC Server Overview

Server IP PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise

Are you tired of the chaos and drama often found in Minecraft servers? If you’re seeking a laid-back, adult-friendly space to express your creativity and enjoy the game without distractions, look no further. Welcome to BadWolfMC, the ultimate adult Minecraft server network for players 18 and over.

Why Choose BadWolfMC?

BadWolfMC stands out as a unique server environment designed to enhance your Minecraft experience. Our server is an oasis away from drama and a space to unwind, have a little fun, and get creative.

Get Started Today!

Ready to join the best adult Minecraft server? Check out BadWolfMC today!

Server IP PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Apply Now Membership Application

General Server Rules
FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Unfortunately, our server is exclusively for players who are 18 years of age or older.

Q: Are there any specific gameplay modes available on BadWolfMC?

A: Yes, we offer several game modes to choose from including survival, hardcore, skyblock, acid island, one block, prison, creative, and minigames.
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Overindulged Oasis 1.21.4

1.21.4, Binge Eating, breaking the cycle, compulsive eating, diet sabotage, eating disorder, emotional eating, excessive eating, food addiction, food cravings, food guilt, food indulgence, gluttony, mindless eating, Oasis, overeating, Overindulged, overindulgence, self-control, struggling with portion control, unhealthy habits, unhealthy relationship with food, weight gain

Yo, bro, do you love eating as much as I do? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server where you can feast on virtual food all day long!

I’m talking about chowing down on pixelated steak, munching on blocky burgers, and slurping up square-shaped soup like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about building epic structures or battling monsters – the real fun is in stuffing your face with endless amounts of virtual food.

Join now and let’s see who can eat the most in this crazy food-filled world!

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No, it’s a Minecraft server!

British etiquette, covid recovery, disabled badge, disabled parking, disabled parking etiquette, first come first serve, Minecraft, not my problem, oxygen cylinder, oxygen mask, oxygen prongs, pneumonia recovery, protective mum, ranting woman, respiratory appointment, Server, straight face, wheelchair assistance

Are you tired of dealing with entitled oxygen tank-wielding parking spot stealers in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the best spot to build your epic castle! No oxygen tanks necessary, just a sense of humor and a love for virtual adventures.

Join us and leave the real world drama behind. Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t steal your parking spot or yell at you for trying to park legally. Plus, our virtual wheelchairs are top of the line and never run out of battery!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the oxygen tank drama in the past. Who knows, you might even find a new friend to push you around (virtually, of course)!

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New Server IP
CraftyCourtFines

APPEAL, AUTHORITY, bailiffs, budget holiday, clean air zone, Communication, court fees, court order., CraftyCourtFines, favour, Fine, fines, Frustration, holiday, Manipulation, misunderstanding, moral obligation, mutual friend, payment, penalty notice, Work colleague

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as Tara’s driving through a clean air zone without paying the fee!

Join us for insane adventures and crazy drama like never before. Just like how Tara got clamped by bailiffs, you’ll be clamped by the fun and excitement on our server.

Explore a world where anything can happen, just like how Tara had to pay a ridiculous fine for taking us on holiday. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing you’ll be paying for is a great time!

So come join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a sticky situation just like Tara, but with a lot more laughs and fun along the way. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

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New Server IP
CraftyKremlinWarBanter

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinWarBanter, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic sanctions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political pressure, russia, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, US, War

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts diamonds.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. and if you ever get bored, just hop on our rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s, like, the coolest place in the whole minecraft universe. come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together!

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Veggie & Fruit Juice Gut Fun

Fruit, Fun, Gut, Juice, Veggie

So, like, you ever wonder what would happen if you, like, drank a bunch of vegetable and fruit juice in Minecraft? Well, on this server, we’re all about that veggie and fruit juice life, bro!

Join us and watch as your gut and oral microbiome, like, totally transform into something out of this world! Your Minecraft character will be, like, glowing with health and vitality, all thanks to the power of juicing!

But that’s not all, oh no! On this server, we’ve got, like, special quests and challenges that involve juicing different fruits and veggies to unlock, like, superpowers and abilities! You’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot lasers from your eyes and stuff, all because of the magic of juicing!

So, like, come join us on this totally rad Minecraft server and experience the wacky and wild world of vegetable and fruit juicing like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Marps’ Minecraft Hub

16+, Community, Discord, discord server, Events, Friends, Hub, Land Claims, long term, manhunt, Marps, Minecraft, Network, pay to win, Pure Minecraft, Server, short-term, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Community-focused

Worlds Long-term and short-term events

Events Survival, Manhunt, Skyblock, etc.

Experience True vanilla, no land claims, no pay-to-win

Join Us Discord Server

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, you can join our server by joining our Discord community.

Q: What type of worlds do you host?

A: We host both long-term survival worlds and short-term events like Manhunt and Skyblock.

Q: Is your server pay-to-win?

A: No, we believe in a pure Minecraft experience without any pay-to-win elements.

Q: Are there land claims on the server?

A: No, we provide a true vanilla experience with no land claims.

Q: How can I join the events?

A: You can join the events by following the announcements in our Discord server.

Server Type	Community-focused
Worlds	Long-term and short-term events
Events	Survival, Manhunt, Skyblock, etc.
Experience	True vanilla, no land claims, no pay-to-win
Join Us	Discord Server

Server IP	PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
Apply Now	Membership Application

BadWolfMC Server Overview

Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise

Why Choose BadWolfMC?

Get Started Today!

General Server Rules

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

Q: Are there any specific gameplay modes available on BadWolfMC?

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server?

Q: What type of worlds do you host?

Q: Is your server pay-to-win?

Q: Are there land claims on the server?

Q: How can I join the events?