Eggs Are Chicken’s Period – The Server

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OMG, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got chickens laying eggs like nobody’s business. it’s like a period party up in here. and guess what? u can use those eggs to throw at other players and make them slip and fall like a banana peel. it’s hilarious, trust me. plus, we got a secret underground chicken fight club where u can bet on which chicken will win in a feathered showdown. it’s intense, bro. so come on and join the fun, cuz on this server, eggs aren’t just for breakfast, they’re for epic battles and non-stop laughs.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

CraftyBrokeEats

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Are you tired of eating ramen noodles every night because you’re broke? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples that will satisfy your hunger and make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire! Join us and never worry about being broke again – unless you spend all your diamonds on a pet pig that can do backflips. But hey, who wouldn’t want a pig that can do backflips? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your strategic skills and make you feel like a grandmaster? Look no further than our server, where you can face off against the legendary chess champion “Josh”!

Join our server and engage in epic chess battles with a 97-year-old former national champion who will give you a run for your money. Watch out, he may not remember what day it is, but he sure knows how to checkmate like a boss!

One player, let’s call him “Bob”, dared to challenge Josh and ended up getting schooled for 6 hours straight. Josh may have missed dinner, but he sure made Bob rethink his chess skills.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want to test your chess prowess against a seasoned veteran, join our server now! Who knows, you may even get called a “young punk” by Josh himself. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to play against the meanest old buzzard in the chess world!

Eggcellent Minecraft Server – Post ITT if you love eggs

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Are you an egg-ceptional Minecraft player who loves eggs more than anything else in the world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our egg-citing Minecraft server where everything revolves around eggs.

From egg-splosive PvP battles where you can throw eggs at your enemies, to egg-themed building competitions where you can create the most egg-cellent structures, this server has it all.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret egg dungeon hidden somewhere on the server, filled with rare and valuable egg-related treasures. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the ultimate egg prize?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this egg-straordinary Minecraft server and let the egg-stravaganza begin!

Crafty F*ckers: Where the Memories Are Real

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through the magical world of blocky adventures. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! Feel like riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: we cannot guarantee the validity of this rumor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Pixelated Pains and Laughs: A Minecraft Server for Dark Humor Enthusiasts

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience a truly wild and unpredictable gaming experience!

Join us on our server where every block is made of pure diamond and every mob is a dancing llama wearing a top hat. But be warned, the llamas have a taste for vengeance and will stop at nothing to take down any player who dares to challenge their authority.

Not only that, but our server is home to the legendary Black Death Dungeon, where players must navigate through treacherous traps and puzzles in order to claim the ultimate prize – a block of cheese that grants unlimited power and eternal life. But beware, for the dungeon is also home to the dreaded Eyeless Enderman, a creature that will stop at nothing to steal your eyes and add them to its collection.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even llamas wearing top hats plotting revenge against unsuspecting players.

CraftyCelebPillPop

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Are you tired of boring, mainstream servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where all the celebs who are /pol/pilled hang out!

Join us and build your own MAGA tower next to Kanye West’s Trump-themed castle. Watch as Taylor Swift and Tom Hanks duke it out in a heated debate about immigration policies while riding on their pet llamas.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of Elon Musk flying around on a rocket ship made entirely out of diamond blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most politically charged Minecraft server out there! Who knows, you might even become besties with Alex Jones and build a conspiracy theory-themed roller coaster together.

PhilippinePixel: Where Pinoy myths come to life in blocky form!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life in the Philippines! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of friendly coconut-loving monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their tails.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke bar where you can challenge other players to sing-offs for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with lechon and halo-halo!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams in the tropical paradise of the Philippines! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AussieSMP: Where kangaroos mine diamonds and koalas build houses! Whitelist now for fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. That being said we are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

If you are wanting to have a ‘pure vanilla’ experience, this server probably won’t be for you as it has some teleport commands and an economy backed by diamonds, but if you’re interested in that, then this server might be a good choice for you (and your friends!).

The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia, meaning if you are in Australia or New Zealand you’ll have a low latency to the server. If you are from somewhere else in the world you are also welcome to join us, just keep in mind that your latency might be a bit higher than the rest of the people on the server and players might not be active while you are on because of timezone differences.

Features:

The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
Many other survival servers modify various game mechanics, one of the main aims of this server is to not change too much of the Vanilla mechanics such as how entities act, villagers, terrain generation, etc.
A decently sized shopping area that is filled with player created shops that promotes a feeling of community and helps players easily trade between each other. Players use diamonds as currency within these shops to trade for other items/blocks.
Getting out of spawn and into new lands is easy with the use of a random teleport command which can be accessed by right-clicking the NPC at spawn or by typing /rtp. There are also various other teleports that are made available on the server so that you can quickly get back to your base or check up on what your mates are doing.
The server has a land-claiming system that uses a golden shovel. Over time you’ll gain claim blocks that can be used in whichever server you play in, and when you’re ready you can claim your chests and builds to keep them safe from other players. This is purely an optional safeguard, many players don’t claim their land as the community doesn’t appreciate griefing so players who participate in that are very quickly filtered out of the server.
The survival server consists of multiple worlds which have plenty of new 1.20 chunks in them. If you like long-term survival worlds, the AussieSMP is for you! There are no plans to do a full reset of the main worlds ever.
The server is part of a growing network, so not only are there multiple survival worlds, there is a creative server where players can build without limits or just test their redstone contraptions.
Various external community resources such as, Automated Spectator Livestreams on the weekends, a Discord where players can find out future plans for the server or chat with other players, A wiki that has information and guides on how to use features specific to AussieSMP.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
Absolutely no griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits (this includes xray!)
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded or added
Please use common sense!

At the end of the day if you just wanna play some Minecraft with some friends or even by yourself, this server will be a great choice for you.