SCP306 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Afterlife Reunion: Pick Your Player!

Afterlife, cherished ones, Closure, Connection, departed souls, emotional, Eternal Love, family, Friends, Grief, longing, lost ones, loved ones, Memories, One More Day, Pick, player, resurrection, reunion, special moments, SPIRITUAL

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to bring back anyone from the afterlife for one day! Imagine chilling with Abraham Lincoln or having a dance-off with Cleopatra. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Animals Bred:	103	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Towns Built:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Items Found:	7701	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Divine Spears Created:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3897

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Potions Brewed:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7749
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!