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ChildFreeCraft

child-free wedding, ChildfreeCraft, family conflict, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest behavior, wedding guest controversy, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest expectations, wedding guest list, wedding guests, wedding guests with children, wedding invite, wedding misunderstanding, wedding planning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this wild wedding story.

Imagine logging on to our server and thinking it’s going to be a child-free zone, only to find out that kids are running amok everywhere! Just like this poor family who had to drive 5 hours to a wedding, only to miss the whole thing because of a misunderstanding.

But don’t worry, our server is full of surprises and drama just waiting to unfold. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

VanishedBrit27MC

#authorities, 27, Brit, Dark, Disappearance, family, Friends, holiday, international news, investigation, LBC, missing person, Mysterious, Mystery, phone signal, search, Southeast Asia, thailand, travel, VanishedBrit27MC, vanishes

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Divine Spears Created:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where you can disappear like Brit in Thailand but in a totally fun way, ya know?

Like, one minute you’re mining for diamonds and the next minute your phone signal goes dark and you’re transported to this wild virtual world where anything can happen.

Join our server for the ultimate adventure, where you can build epic structures, battle dragons, and maybe even find Brit (jk, she’s probably sippin’ on a coconut somewhere).

Don’t be a square, come join the madness and see where the mystery takes you!

DadCraft: Distress & Dismay

DadCraft, dismay, Distress, Emotional support, emotional well being, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, mental health, partner attitudes, partner behavior, partner communication, partner reliability, partner support, patronizing behavior, protective paternalism, psychological distress, relationship conflict, relationship dynamics, relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, undermining behavior

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

so, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from all that toxic masculinity crap, ya know? we got a bunch of cool dudes who are all about empowering their partners and making them feel like queens. like, they’ll build you a castle and protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. and get this, the more protective they are, the happier you’ll be! it’s like a win-win situation. plus, they’ll never patronize you or make you feel like you’re not good enough. so come join our server and let these guys show you how a real man treats a lady. you won’t regret it, trust me.

BrazilianCraft Minecraft Server

athletes, Brazil, BrazilianCraft, challenge, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, DOMINANCE, Game, International, Loss, match, Minecraft, Performance, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, Struggle, Teams, US, Victory

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the US always wins? Well, look no further because on our server, Brazil is the ultimate powerhouse! The US can’t even defeat Brazil anymore, that’s how epic our battles are! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity as Brazil reigns supreme in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even witness a llama riding a pig into battle, it’s that crazy on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

KondaraCraft SMP: Linux Edition

advanced computing, computer programming, coolest thing ever, cutting-edge technology, digital transformation, Edition, innovation in technology, IT solutions, Kondara MNU/Linux, KondaraCraft, linux, linux operating system, open source software, smp, software advancements, Software Development, software engineering, software updates, software upgrades, tech community, tech industry trends, Tech Innovation, Tech Trends, technology evolution

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mines Excavated:	4874	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally the coolest thing ever – no, seriously, we have a custom plugin that turns the entire world into a winter wonderland, complete with penguins, polar bears, and snowball fights!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare loot, guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic parkour battles to prove your worth.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends.

4. We host weekly events like llama races, creeper karaoke nights, and dragon slaying competitions. Plus, our admin team is always coming up with new and hilarious ways to keep you entertained.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most fun-filled adventure of your life!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, aita, Apology, autism, Baby name, BabyCraft, Brookleeigh-Willow Rose, colourful gifts, emotions, family dinners, forgiveness, hurt feelings, husband, LAUGHING, mental disability, Minecraft, Nursery, offensive, privacy, Server, sister

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6698	Secret Passages Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as naming your baby Brookleeigh-Willow Rose? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to laugh uncontrollably at inappropriate times just like our OP! We promise not to ban you from family dinners, but we can’t promise you won’t get banned from our server for laughing too much. And hey, if you need a break from all the beige and grey in your life, come join us for some colorful adventures in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, no colorful gifts for the baby mobs, they prefer beige and grey too. Join now for a chance to make memories as unforgettable as the name Brookleeigh-Willow Rose!

SisDemandsNoNephewFun

aunt, Boundaries, Childhood, children, Communication, consequences, family, Fatherhood, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, Motherhood, nephew, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Siblings, SisDemandsNoNephewFun, uncle, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where we encourage kids to be kids and have a blast! Just like Nick, who tried cold ice cream, met the girl next door and her dog, watched his first cartoon, showered alone, and even learned to ride a bike (bruise included)! Join us for a wild ride of fun and adventure, where rules are meant to be broken and childhood memories are made. Who needs a rulebook when you have our crazy server to explore? Join now and let your inner child run wild!

HeartbreakCraft SMP

blocked contact, Breakup, Closure, coping, emotional attachment, emotional pain, Grief, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, heartbroken soul, letting go, longing, lost love, Love Lost, missing someone, moving on, Sadness, separation, smp, unrequited love

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of being ghosted by your Minecraft buddies? Join our SMP where we guarantee no one will ever block you, unless you try to steal their diamonds! We have a strict “no blocking” policy, because we believe in working out our differences through epic PvP battles and building competitions. Plus, rumor has it that the last player who tried to block someone got turned into a block of obsidian by a mysterious curse. So if you’re looking for drama, excitement, and a little bit of danger, come join us on our wild and wacky SMP!

GirlCraftSecrets

Boys, Communication, DATING, emotions, feelings, female perspective, gender differences, gender dynamics, GirlCraftSecrets, Girls, hidden truths, Honesty, love, male perspective, misunderstandings, relationships, Secrets, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, unspoken words

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and uncover the secrets that girls “never” tell boys! That’s right, we’ve got hidden messages, secret love notes, and maybe even a treasure map or two hidden in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Pink Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of virtual pizza? You got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what you’ll discover when you uncover what girls “never” tell boys!

VeggieCraft: Cardiometabolic Makeover

Cardiometabolic, cardiometabolic risk factors, chronic disease prevention, Exercise, Health improvement, healthcare outcomes, holistic approach., intervention, lifestyle changes, makeover, Medical research, mental health, nutrition, physical activity, plant based diet, Preventative Medicine, retrospective analysis, Stress Management, US veterans, VeggieCraft, wellness, Whole Foods

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 15-week whole foods, plant-based diet challenge! we promise it will make you a minecraft pro in no time! plus, our physical activity challenges will have you running around like a chicken with its head cut off (but in a good way)! and don’t even get us started on our stress management techniques – you’ll be zen AF in no time, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way. join now and become a cardiometabolic risk factor crushing machine!