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Santa’s AFK on Xmas Eve

Afk, chimney, christmas, christmas eve, December 25th, Elves, Eve, Festive, gift giving, holiday, jolly, joyous, Magic, Merry, north pole, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, Sleigh, St. Nicholas, tradition, winter wonderland, Workshop, XMAS

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Crops Grown:	4570	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

so, like, you know how santa is all about christmas and stuff, right? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, santa is the ultimate boss battle! yea, you heard me right, you can fight santa in minecraft! and get this, if you defeat him, you get unlimited diamonds for life! it’s like a christmas miracle, but in minecraft! so come join us and take down santa for all the loot! oh, and did i mention that his elves are actually zombie pigmen? yea, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down santa together!

Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft

Baylor College of Medicine, disease reversal, fruit flies, gene discovery, Gene identification, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic studies, genetic therapy, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s symptoms, Parkinson’s treatment, parkinsons, research, Reverse, scientific collaboration, simon fraser university, texas

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Items Found:	8153	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

VertexMCVN

Adventure, Anarchy, blocks, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Donate, Explore, Factions, Fight, Gaming, guild, java, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, smp, Support, Survival, Vietnam

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Minecraft server SMP Vietnam – Form a guild and fight now! If you find it interesting, please donate to support the server!

vertexmc.ddns.net

Verticey Originals

1.21.X, 1.8.X, anti cheat, Bedwars, Brazil, Fun, GLADIATOR, KitPvP, Mini Games, original, Pirate, Skywars, Verticey Originals

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	32
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

lobby.verticey.xyz

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	252
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Mines Excavated:	3942	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!