SCOTTSshorts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

No. Minecraft SMP 145595258 by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 145595258, novel, page-turner, plot twist, Secrets, smp, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And guess what? They taught this player how to do the moonwalk while exploding in perfect sync. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Another player discovered a hidden portal that led to a parallel universe where pigs rode on the backs of chickens and the trees were made of diamonds. It was like something out of a fever dream, but they swear it’s true!

So if you want to experience the wild, wacky, and downright absurd adventures that await you on this Minecraft SMP, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

CookieCraft SMP

PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crops Grown:	1010
Buildings Constructed:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief. This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on the latest hardware.

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Deep End Divas Minecraft Server

deep, deep end, DIVAS, empowerment, equality, feminism, funny, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, humor, LAUGHING, Minecraft, satire, Server, social commentary, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Women, women’s humor, women’s issues, women’s perspective, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow in the best way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where all the mobs gather to feast on delicious tacos made of enchanted golden apples and slime balls. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft? Come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

Rejected 82K Minecraft SMP

82K, above 82k, bearish trend, cryptocurrency, financial markets, haha, investing, learn, low, market analysis, market psychology, market sentiment, Minecraft, price movement, price prediction, price speculation, REJECTED, resistance level, smp, speculation, support level, Trading, volatility

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Ores Mined:	7097
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Emeralds Found:	9878
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of dirt in the server.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player build an entire castle out of nothing but melons. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a piglin.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hunt we have going on. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond block somewhere on the map, guarded by a pack of angry wolves wearing sunglasses. Will you be the one to find it and claim your title as the ultimate Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and see just how low we can go in the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

us.TexRich.ru:19132

BlockyCraft – modern Minecraft server

2024.., Achievement Diary, BlockyCraft, Communication, Competitions, FAQs, fart cc, Info, Leagues V Teasers, Minecraft, mobile anniversary update, MODERN, oldschool runescape, Optimal quest guide, Podcast Pilot EP2, Server, skilling competition, spaghetti code, standings, TempleOSRS, The Curse of Arrav, The Future of OSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Crops Grown:	1100	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of sheep start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about building a majestic castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hungry creepers? Anything is possible on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive quests that will have you battling dragons, rescuing villagers, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a land of talking llamas. And don’t even get us started on our achievement diaries – completing them will give you powers beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Real or AI Minecraft SMP?

4th wall breaking style, AI algorithm, Batgirl, controversy, dc comics, Deadpool and Wolverine, defamation suit, entertainment industry, Hollywood, lawsuit, legal battle, Marvel, Minecraft, Misogyny, movie industry, real, Rumors, ryan reynolds, she-hulk, shlock, smp, superhero comedy, tatiana maslany

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	4305
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a superhero movie crossover! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle between She-Hulk and Deadpool as they fight over screen time. Will Tatiana Maslany come out on top or will Ryan Reynolds prove he’s the true king of the 4th wall breaking style?

But that’s not all! We also have secret vaults filled with deleted scenes, just like in the Batgirl movie. Who knows what kind of hidden treasures you’ll find in there. And if you join now, you might even get a chance to be a part of the defamation suit between Reynolds and Maslany. Who needs superhero powers when you have legal drama to keep you entertained?

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!

BudakMC

Afk, bedrock, BudakMC, Community, CONTENT, Explore, Fresh, Friendly, Friends, Immerse, java, Malaysian, MONEY, PvP, Server, Survival, Twist, Unique, Updates

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	781	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchantments Applied:	68
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	128	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Survival server with a unique twist, available in Java and Bedrock! Immerse yourself in a world where you can PvP, earn money, AFK and much more you can do, all in one place. Unlike other Malaysian Minecraft servers, this server is designed to foster a friendly community and help you make new friends. Look forward to the latest updates and fresh content from time to time to ensure there is something new to explore!

play.budakmc.fun:25571

Born Too Late Minecraft Server

1970s, 70s fashion, Born, born too late, crime documentary, crime history, dark humor, dark past, Horror, Late, Minecraft, missed era, missed opportunity, murder spree, Nostalgia, psychological thriller, regret, serial killer, serial killer obsession, Server, Thriller, true crime, twisted nostalgia, vintage

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Farms Harvested:	437
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Divine Spears Created:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine back to the 1970s, where serial killers roamed the streets in a bull run like no other! Join us for a killer time as you dodge psychopaths and try to survive in this crazy world. Who needs diamonds when you have adrenaline pumping through your veins? So come on, join us if you dare and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate thrill ride!

Ink About It Minecraft SMP – Ika Musume De Geso

adorable, Anime, Cephalopod, comedy, cute, de geso, funny, geso, humor, Ika, Ika Musume, ink, japanese, Kawaii, Manga, marine life, Minecraft, Musume, quirky, sea creature, slapstick, smp, squid girl, tentacles, Underwater

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the main goal is to collect as much ink as possible because, let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be like Ika Musume?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater civilization of squid people who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best squid puns. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted ink sacs guarded by a giant squid boss that you can only defeat by challenging it to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and dive into a world of ink-sational adventures! Just don’t forget to bring your squid hat and ink-proof armor, things can get pretty messy around here. GESO!