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ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

MineTimeFunCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

CraftyCrashersMC

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

MineTuneWars

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Votes:	6152
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gods Slained:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!