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SabotageCraftEU

#covert operations, cyber attacks, cyber warfare, Espionage, Europe, european security, foreign affairs, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kremlin influence., Kremlin meddling, political interference, Propaganda, Russian government, sabotage operations, SabotageCraftEU, security threats, state-sponsored attacks, subversion, The Kremlin

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Potions Brewed:	188
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2310

Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

SpiceCraft: Anti-Inflammatory Adventures

Adventures, AMERICANS, anti-inflammatory properties, AntiInflammatory, Cancer, chronic inflammation, diet, disease prevention, food choices, health, health problems, healthy living, Heart Disease, inflammation, Lifestyle, Mediterranean Diet, nutrition, Prevention, pro-inflammatory diets, Risk, SpiceCraft, spices, wellness

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we serve up anti-inflammatory goodness like a Mediterranean feast for your virtual soul! forget about heart disease and cancer, we’ve got the spice to keep you healthy and thriving in the blocky world. plus, our pixelated landscapes are so stunning, they’ll make you forget all about those pro-inflammatory diets. join us now and start building your way to a healthier, happier life in the most insane minecraft server ever created!

🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clans, club, cs go, Deathrun, DONATORS, easter eggs, Egg wars, Fishing, grif, Hangout, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, holiday beach, Honest donation., Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Prostitutes, Quake, Rare wipes, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, trampolines, Unique Plugins

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Lost at Sea MC: Forgetting to Breathe Since 1.21

Adventure, boss fights, Breathe, claim flags, Community, Crate rewards, custom abilities, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Dynamic Survival, EXCITEMENT, forgetting, Heads, in-game ranks, Land claiming, Lost, Perks, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Rtp, sea, Shop, smp, Sub-ranks, Tpa, Trade

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4

Blue Horizon Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to Blue Horizon, a vibrant SMP server that has set sail to bring you an unparalleled survival experience. Launched in August of 2024, our goal is to craft a community where every moment is filled with adventure and excitement.

Features:

A Dynamic Survival Experience	From mid to end-game, immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors!
Enhanced Quality of Life	Enjoy Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Claim Flags, and more!
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycle of new Crate content with custom armors, tools, and enchantments!
Player-Driven Economy	Trade, create shops, sell items, or use the server’s shop to interact in the economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 ranks available for purchase with in-game currency, each with unique perks and collectibles.

Join Us:

Website: blue-horizon.tebex.io

Discord: discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA

Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join our server using the Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
Are there custom items on the server?	Yes, we have custom items, tools, and armors with unique abilities and enchantments
What is the economy like on Blue Horizon?	We have a player-driven economy where you can trade, create shops, or sell items at the server shop
What are the in-game ranks and how do I obtain them?	We offer 24 in-game ranks that can be purchased with in-game currency, each with its own perks and collectibles

BlockCraft Server – Minecraft Server

20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, Argent Dawn, blockcraft, EU /wowg/ guild, GLOBO FOMO, humiliation ritual, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, NA /wowg/ guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, new cinematic, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, paladin, Server, the war within, Threads of Destiny, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Star Shards Collected:	284	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Paladin humiliation to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Paladin humiliation ritual edition, where we make Paladins do ridiculous tasks like dancing in front of a horde of angry chickens or reciting Shakespeare in their underwear.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive access to the latest WoW news, including the epic war within and new cinematic Threads of Destiny. Want to get your hands on some rare items from the October Trading Post? Join our server and trade with fellow players who have no restrictions on what they’ll pump into Tyrande.

And don’t miss out on our 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, where you can celebrate two decades of WoW with special events and rewards. Plus, join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more fun and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even witness a Paladin riding a pig while juggling flaming swords – anything is possible in our world of madness and mayhem!

The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

Android, Android phone, battery life, Best Specs, brand reputation, camera quality, comparison, design, Features, latest models, long-lasting, market, Minecraft, mobile, Performance, Phone, price, Recommendations, Smartphone, smp, Technology, user experience, user-friendly, Women

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6703
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mines Excavated:	1352

Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

HolyWoofMC

Absurd, Abuse, ACCUSATION, Animals, atheists, baptismal font, barbaric, Blessing, Catholic, Church, complicit, consent, dog, holy water, HolyWoofMC, parents, patron saint, Priest, Request, Ridiculous, Saint Francis of Assisi

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP

best fruit, delicious fruit, exotic fruit, favorite fruit, fruit appreciation, fruit comparison, fruit debate, fruit discovery, fruit enjoyment, fruit enthusiast, fruit exploration, fruit lover, fruit ranking, fruit tasting, fruit varieties, FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP, healthy fruit, popular fruit, top fruit, world

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.

So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!

BlockBribez

actions, BlockBribez, Choices, compromise, consequences, dark side, DESPERATE, Financial, Guilt, MONEY, moral bankruptcy, moral dilemma, Questionable, regret, regretful, Regrettable, sell out, selling out, shame, Unethical, worst thing

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Star Shards Collected:	76
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, ballistic missile, defense system, East Asia security, global security, Hyunmoo-V, HyunmooCraft, international relations, military capabilities, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, missile development, missile technology, monster missile, nine-ton warhead, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear-like destruction, S.Korea, Server, South Korean military, strategic defense, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!