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RegretCraft Minecraft Server

contemplation, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, lament, looking back, Minecraft, Questioning, reconsideration, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, repentance, RUE, second thoughts, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, sorrow, uncertainty

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Animals Bred:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and tiny zombies, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Castle-in-5-Minutes” challenge (spoiler alert: it always ends in chaos).

We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who accidentally dropped it in a pit of lava. Does he regret it? Join our server to find out!

The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

bathroom, challenge, cleaning, Cleanup, DIRTY, Disaster, feces, Foul, gross, hygiene, Mess, Minecraft, odor, OVERWHELMING, Poop, Poopocalypse, sanitation, Sewage, smp, stench, unhygienic, Unpleasant, Waste

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

PixelPerfect Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPerfect, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of your mom constantly trying to show off your achievements on social media? Join our Minecraft server where your accomplishments are kept private and your mom can’t brag about you to her friends!

We understand the struggle of wanting to keep things to yourself, that’s why on our server, we prioritize your privacy and personal space. No more worrying about your mom sharing your graduation photo without your consent – we’ve got your back!

Plus, if your wife ever betrays you by sending that photo to your mom behind your back, we’ll make sure she faces the consequences in-game (no physical violence, of course). So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and just focus on building and exploring!

CraftyCampNoWay

bad behavior, Boundaries, boy power trip, camping trip, Communication, compromise, CraftyCampNoWay, cranky, custody, dramatic, emotional, family dynamics, moody, parenting, puberty, refusal, social media, stepdad, Strict Parenting, tween, uncle

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

ForbiddenFragrance

forbidden delights, forbidden pleasures, forbidden scents, forbidden smells, ForbiddenFragrance, guilty pleasures, hidden delights, hidden scents, illicit aromas, off-limits scents, peculiar aromas, secret indulgence, secret scents, surprising scents, taboo fragrances, taboo scents, unconventional odors, unexpected favorites, unique fragrances, unusual favorites, unusual scents

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Farms Harvested:	935
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of smelling roses and lavender all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can indulge in the intoxicating scent of freshly baked creeper pies and smelly zombie feet! Join us for a whiff of excitement and adventure like never before! Who knew that forbidden smells could be so enticing in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your nostrils be tantalized like never before!

TreePhoto Minecraft Server

air pollution, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, ecological damage, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, microplastics, Minecraft, nanoplastics, photosynthesis, plant health, plastic particles, Pollution, research, scientific study, Server, Tree, tree health, TreePhoto

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Emeralds Found:	2864	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Chimeras Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	6224	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mines Excavated:	2525

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	164
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ores Mined:	2020	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!