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She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

Antagonist, battle, Conflict, Dark, death, Destruction, Evil, FANTASY, Fiction, Heartless, Killed, Loss, millions, Minecraft, murder, power, Protagonist, Server, She killed millions, Story, Tragedy, Unversed, Vengeance, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ores Mined:	7643
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Potions Brewed:	132
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

Blu-rays, BOUGHT, Box Sets, Collections, collectors edition, discuss, DVDs, film buffs, funhouse, Home Theater, Kino, limited edition, Media, movie library, movie marathon, Movie Nights, movies, packaging, Physical, physical media, smp, special features, tv shows, Watched

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crops Grown:	4049
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9900

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

TattooCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body autonomy, body modification, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, emotions, Expression, Girlfriend, love and acceptance., Minecraft, personal choice, relationship, Respect, self love, Server, soulmates, Support, TattooCraft, tattoos, Understanding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

Alone Time, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadGFFreeFootyFUN, emotional boundaries, family, father daughter, father’s girlfriend, football game, INDEPENDENCE, Parent-child relationship, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, respect for feelings, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Players Killed by Monsters:	856	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Emeralds Found:	9724
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Items Found:	4585

Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

#sustainability, 4Causez, activism, advocacy, animal welfare, causes, Charity, civil rights, climate change, community service, education, empowerment, Environment, equality, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health, Passion, PassionateMC, POVERTY, smp, social justice, volunteering

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyMyths

common beliefs, CraftyMyths, debunked theories, fallacies, false assumptions., false beliefs, falsehoods, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, Misinformation, myth busters, myths and facts, myths busted, myths exposed, Popular misconceptions, popular myths, truth revealed, truth vs myth, untruths, Urban Legends, widely believed lies

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the truth about all the crazy conspiracy theories out there! Did you know that the moon is actually made of cheese and aliens are using it as a giant snack? Well, on our server, you can team up with other players to build a rocket ship and travel to the moon to find out for yourself! But be careful, because the moon is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their cheese stash. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Crafty Chilean Migration: No Crime Shift

Chile, Chilean, Chileans, concern, Crafty, crime, crime rates, cultural integration, Evidence, Haitian immigrants, Haitian migration, Immigration Policy, immigration shock, Impact, international migration, Migration, migration patterns, public perception, rapid shift, Safety, SECURITY, Shift, Social Issues, societal change

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	2716	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

so, liek, u kno wat wud b super fun? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont evn believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles.

u kno wat else is wild? the story behind dis server. so, like, there was dis group of haitian migrants who came to chile and everyone was all freaked out about crime, but turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding. so now, we got dis awesome server where u can come chill and have a blast without any worries.

join us now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u wont regret it. #minecraft4life #crazystories #joinusbro

Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

bigger dicks, BROWN, civilized, Crafty, crave by women, ethinically chink, filipino men, Gay, gets mogged, handsome, hate, hates china, loves china, Malaysian, Malaysian Men, Men, Minecraft, Monkey looking, pajeets, Server, taller, Thread

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ores Mined:	2152
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Undead x Unluck: The Final Arc – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Arc, Axed, CANCELLED, ending, fan theories, FINAL, final arc, Manga, Manga community, manga readers, Minecraft, ongoing series, Rumors, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Undead, undead x unluck, undead x unluck anime, undead x unluck axed, undead x unluck ending, undead x unluck final arc, undead x unluck manga, undead x unluck speculation, Unluck

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	202	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the craziest adventure of your life as we navigate through the final arc that started 2 years ago.

Rumor has it that undead x unluck was axed, but that’s just a cover-up for the epic battles and insane plot twists that await you on our server. From fighting off hordes of undead mobs to uncovering ancient secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host wild parties and treasure hunts. And don’t even get me started on the legendary loot you can find if you’re brave enough to explore the depths of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

TinderTales Minecraft Server

aita, Amsterdam trip, Australia trip, career frustrations, Cheating, creeping phone, Divorce, Europe trip, Insecurity, marriage issues, Marriage Repair, mental health, Minecraft, negative body language, self esteem, Server, Tinder adventures, tinder hookup, TinderTales, trust issues, wife’s friend

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Star Shards Collected:	246	Runes Activated:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Items Found:	6945
Enchantments Applied:	262	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a telenovela. Just like the OP’s wife and her new BFF Tammy, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will they be swiping left or right on Tinder? Will they be jet-setting off to exotic locations for more drama? The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you’re being an “asshole” in real life, rest assured that on our server, everyone’s a little bit of an asshole. So come on in, join the fun, and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?