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ScottishStonesCraft

Ancient, Ancient civilization, ancient construction, archaeological discovery, archaeology, British History, cultural heritage, Excavation, geological analysis, geology, historical site, History, Megalith, Neolithic era, prehistoric monument, scotland, ScottishStonesCraft, standing stones, stonehenge, study, wales

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	809656	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make Stonehenge look like a pile of dirt? well, u in luck cuz our server is LIT AF. we got megaliths coming straight outta Scotland, not Wales like u thought. it’s jaw-dropping, fam. join us and u’ll be mining diamonds like a boss, building epic castles, and battling dragons like it’s nbd. plus, our community is so dope, u’ll make friends for life. so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

ScottishStoneAltar

Altar Stone, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, discovery, distant, geology, historical, megalithic, Migration, Monument, Nature, Neolithic, Origins, prehistoric, researchers, scientific study, scotland, ScottishStoneAltar, stonehenge, Transportation

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Potions Brewed:	189
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	13

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the blocks have stories to tell? well, dis server got u covered, cuz we got Stonehenge’s Altar Stone straight outta Scotland, like wutttt? imagine mining that bad boy and hearing it whisper ancient secrets in ur ear, u gotta join just for dat experience alone. plus, rumor has it dat if u build a shrine around it, u might unlock special powers like flying or shooting lasers outta ur eyes. don’t believe me? well, come check it out for urself and see if u can handle the epicness of our server. just be careful not to anger the stone, cuz u never know what ancient curses it might unleash on u. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Stonehenge together, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

DrewCraft SMP – The Based Builder

athlete, Based, Builder, Champion, championship match, DREW, DrewCraft, Entertainment, fan favorite, McIntyre, PROFESSIONAL, scotland, smp, social media, sports, Status, Superstar, tweet, twitter, United Kingdom, wrestling, wrestling community, wwe

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Farms Harvested:	121
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ores Mined:	9072	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of diamonds, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so lit that even Drew McIntyre himself tweeted about it! Rumor has it that he once challenged a group of skeletons to a wrestling match and emerged victorious, all thanks to the skills he learned on our server. So if you want to level up your Minecraft game and maybe even become a pro wrestler in real life, join us now!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama rebellion? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft SMP!

GazaCraft: Yousaf’s Probe & Pixels

former first minister, gaza, GazaCraft, humza yousaf, pixels, Probe, quarter-million donation, scotland, Yousafs

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

join our epic minecraft server where we have scottish politicians donating quarter-millions to gaza for no reason at all! come build your own pixelated version of gaza city and see if you can find the secret donation chest hidden somewhere in the map! maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous conspiracy while you’re at it! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged? come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

ScotCraft PrimeMiner

British Prime Minister, First Visit, Government, labour party, leadership, opposition leader, political campaign, political event, political leader, Political Visit, Politics, prime minister, PrimeMiner, scotcraft, scotland, Scotland Prime Minister, Scotland Trip, Scotland Visit, Starmer, uk, UK politics, Visit

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

lol dis server is lit AF u gotta join cuz we got diamond armor for days and creepers that drop cake instead of exploding. also, rumor has it that if u find the secret dungeon, u can ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon made out of rainbow blocks. plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, fam. come join us and let’s get this party started!

GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

craniomandibular, dicynodont therapsid, Edition, extinct genus, Gordonia traquairi, GordoniaCraft, Late Permian, Micro-CT data, neuroanatomy, permian, scotland

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Towns Built:	3
Mines Excavated:	2630	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5431

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

RussianSubMinecraftServer

cold war, Defense, DETECTION, Espionage, international waters, Maritime, Military, nato, Naval, royal navy, Russian, Russian navy, RussianSubMinecraftServer, scotland, SECURITY, stealth, submarine, Surveillance, Underwater, United Kingdom, west coast

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

OMG u guys, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server cuz we got a russian submarine spotted near west coast of scotland! like, how crazy is that?? u can build ur own underwater base and pretend ur a secret agent spyin on the russians. but watch out for the sea monsters, they’re real and they’re hungry for blocky players like u! join now for a wild adventure u won’t forget, comrade!

LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!

5 beans, bags, BeanBoys, BLUFFER, brit/pol/, Brits, Cambridgeshire., cannabis factory, Cards, collide, concerned sub-postmaster, england, gender clinic, Get Well Soon, GP, Just Stop Oil protest, Kate’s cancer news, memes, Minecraft, misuse of funds, pols, Post Office lawyer, puberty blockers, Raid, sacked, Sainsbury’s worker, scotland, Server, slaves, Stardust families, struck off, suspended, Thoughts, Tory MP, under 18s, unlawful killing, Verdict, william

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1521	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Votes:	6311	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.

Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.

Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.

And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail to LOLs

Aboard, abundance, Acheron Trailer, BOOTHILL, Current Character Banners, Current Light Cone Banners, dan heng, Gallagher, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, Immersive Interactive Exhibition, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, lols, nihility, PELA, Pretend birthday edition, Rail, Redeemable Codes, robin, star, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, version 2.1, Your Color

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Potions Brewed:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate birthday edition celebration! Why join, you ask? Well, because we have a special event where you can download exclusive content that will blow your mind! Imagine diving into the Yawning Chasm or experiencing Your Color in the Acheron Trailer. Plus, we have character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng – who wouldn’t want to hang out with them in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! We also have new drip marketing with Robin and Boothill, both with epic abilities to conquer your enemies. And don’t forget about our web event, “Immersive Interactive Exhibition,” where you can immerse yourself in a world like never before.

So why wait? Redeem our special codes like ST3SHPNLNTN3STARRAILGIFTMOREPEACH0327CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWERHSR1YEAR and join our Minecraft server for a birthday bash like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyBoard: Where memes and blocks collide! Join us for a LOL-tastic adventure!

ADV, Adventure, blocks, Board, browse, Click, collide, comedy, CraftyBoard, depression, Faggots, Favorite, gay buttsex, guys, Incels, Join, LOLtastic, Losers, memes, namefags, OC, r9k, Today, tranny porn, VIRGINITY, Whine, wrong

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Buildings Constructed:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	475	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of browsing depressing boards filled with whining losers? Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and explore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored creepers, ride on flying pigs, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie villagers! Our server is filled with wacky surprises around every corner, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why waste your time on boring boards when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

CraftyMcCraftFace: The Server That’s Definitely Not No. 265381814 by Anonymous

Affection, ANONYMOUS, anonymous confession, anonymous crush, anonymous love, anonymous message, CraftyMcCraftFace, Embrace, Heartfelt, Hidden feelings, Intimacy, kiss, love, Passion, relationship, romance, secret admirer, sentimental, Server, Smooch, SWEET, Tender

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	1856
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, ruling over all with an iron fist (literally, because they had a diamond sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you will ever see. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops, you never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across.

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where players pass around a flaming potato that explodes if you’re holding it when the timer runs out. It’s a blast, literally!

So come join us on Smooch, where the adventures are endless and the laughter never stops. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server!

Creeper’s Choice: Shot or Stabbed Minecraft Server

assault, brutality, Choice, controversial, CREEPERS, explicit, feminism, gender violence, graphic, hypothetical, Minecraft, Misogyny, Pain, self defense, Server, sexual violence, shock value, Shot, stabbed, Survival, taboo, Trauma, trigger warning, violence, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose between being shot or stabbed in your…uh, sensitive area! That’s right, we offer a unique PvP experience that will have you on the edge of your seat (or on the floor in pain, depending on your choice). Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we think.

Minecraft Madness: ‘FALLOUT’ Fun Zone

action, Adventure, alternate history, bethesda, Choices, Conflict, Decision making, dystopian, Factions, Fallout, Fun, Gaming, madness, Minecraft, morality, nuclear war, open world, player choice, post-apocalyptic, role playing, RPG, Survival, video games, Wasteland, Zone

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and quests? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us and choose your side – will you be a part of the mighty Villagers or the mischievous Creepers?

Join the Villagers and experience a life of luxury and opulence in our pixelated paradise. Build your own mansion, ride around in diamond-studded minecarts, and feast on virtual steak every night. But beware, the Creepers are always lurking in the shadows, ready to blow up your hard work!

Or join the Creepers and wreak havoc on the unsuspecting Villagers. Plant TNT traps, set fire to their crops, and watch the chaos unfold. You’ll be the ultimate prankster in this wild world of Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join our server now and choose your side – will you be a hero or a villain? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft server!

Pixelated TNT Embassy Destruction – Minecraft Server

abortion, act of war, consequences, Destruction, Disappointment, Embassy, embassy attack, Europe, government dependence, Indian ship, international law, isreal, macbook air, military response, Minecraft, Muslim, North America, pixelated, prediction, R*ddit, Server, Surveillance, Tnt, trump, twitter, WWIII

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding embassies, declaring war on countries, and redeeming ships like a true badass!

Forget about building houses and farming, on our server, you’ll be too busy planning your next epic response to international incidents. Who needs WWIII when you can have a virtual war right in Minecraft?

And don’t worry about Trump losing or the world turning upside down, because on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let’s see if our outrageous predictions come true or if we all just end up having a good laugh at the end. See you there!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – Join the ‘/xivg/’ Server for LOLs and Mining Madness!

Adventure, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail Info, early access, Edition, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, General news, hype, In-game Events, Join, Labyrinth of the Ancients, Linkshells, lols, madness, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, Mining, movies, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, RUN, Server, xivg

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, get ready for an adventure like no other on the dawntrail hype edition server! Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a release date like never before on Tuesday, July 2, 2024.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. And don’t miss out on our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test and PvP Series 5 – it’s wilder than a creeper explosion!

Looking for resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells? Look no further, we’ve got it all on our server. And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like movie nights and Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE runs. Trust us, you’ll be laughing harder than a villager trying to navigate a maze.

So what are you waiting for? Join the dawntrail hype edition server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “I can’t believe I survived that!”

NeetCrafter: Where we mine diamonds and cut our own hair for fun!

anxiety, Barber, barber phobia, Cut, cut my own hair, diamonds, DIY grooming, DIY haircut, Fun, hair, hair cutting, hair styling, hair trimming, home haircut, mental health, NEET, neet life, NeetCrafter, Paranoid, personal grooming, quarantine haircut, self grooming, self haircut, self-care, social anxiety

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a barber shop where you can get your virtual hair cut by a professional Minecraft stylist! No need to worry about being too paranoid to go to the barber in real life, because on our server, you can cut your own hair and still look fabulous! Join now for the most unique and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Ninjas: ‘>Bukujutsu’ Server – Where Pixels and Ninjas Collide!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3317
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Potions Brewed:	159
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and learn the ancient art of Bukujutsu, where you can fly like a majestic bird through the Minecraft skies. Need to blind your enemies? No problem! Master the Taiyoken technique and leave them stumbling around like blind bats. And if that’s not enough, how about launching a Dodonpa energy blast at your foes or unleashing the devastating Kikoho attack?

But wait, there’s more! Join the prestigious Crane School and learn the graceful ways of combat, or enroll in the legendary Turtle School and become a master of defense. With so many crazy abilities and techniques to learn, this server will have you laughing and screaming in excitement as you battle your way to the top. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Crafty Dems Server – Where elections are fair and creepers are the real threat!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Potions Brewed:	53	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Runes Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mines Excavated:	1050	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Are you tired of worrying about political shenanigans and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no election fraud here, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So join us and help us defeat the llama overlords before it’s too late!