🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.
Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.
Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.
And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?
Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the official theme song of the UK, played on repeat 24/7. Imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to the sweet sounds of bagpipes and drums. It’s a truly immersive experience you won’t find anywhere else.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
The HYPERION-NETWORK is made up of a Hub, Op-Factions, and soon to be added Op-Prison. When you login to the server you will spawn in the hub, where you may use the clock to go to any part of the server of your choosing. Staff and YouTuber applications are also on the website and please do not ask us to review your application or it will be denied. Global Ranks are part of the network which means when buy a rank it doesn’t effect just one part of the network, but the entire Network as a whole! The Network has 24/7 uptime and reliable hosts and the only it would ever be down, is for maintenance. Our donation website has manys thing to offer as well as reliable support for any and all problems that you may face.
OxyDrug is a UNIQUE drug server with over 20 custom plugins to enhance your overall experience.
We are the only drug server in the world (to our knowledge) which uses a demand/supply system to sell your drugs. YOU, THE PLAYER, CONTROLS THE MARKET!
You can complete quests, and even select a nifty class before you start!
Lunaria is a survival minecraft server, with lots of parkour courses ranging from easy to extreme for those not enthused by survival play. Currently running Spigot 1.9, Lunaria has a shop so you can buy and sell items to earn money. We have protection plugins, including Residence and Lockette. With our welcoming community, beautiful spawn, and good atmosphere, Lunaria is sure to make you happy!
Well first of all greetings, today 12/25/2015 I tried to enter your server and I couldn’t, it said that a certain “MaryLix6” banned me for a supposed hack… and I have never used it in my life… I just don’t need to play with cheating or being the best just playing for my distraction and well your server is very good :c and I can’t log in anymore so I hope they fix that problem that they ban me because I’m not a hacker and keep in mind that many sluts can say that some are hacker just to bother or not…
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ!
