Scorsese’s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Farms Harvested:	432	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of being in the wilds? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world of monsters and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can hunt down creatures, craft epic armor sets, and embark on quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?

Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?

CreepyCraft: Where the Creepers Tap on Your Window!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Votes:	7337
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are creepers tapping on your window again? Join our Minecraft server and build a fortress so strong even the Ender Dragon will be jealous! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Naruto’s Pixelated Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Unite on this Epic Blocky Server!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ores Mined:	4211
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only jutsu you can use is punching trees? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner ninja and use jutsu like never before!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your fireball jutsu, or summoning a pack of wolves to aid you in your adventures. Our server is filled with hidden villages, secret missions, and even a hot spring where you can relax after a long day of ninja training.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a powerful ninja who will challenge you to a duel if you dare to enter its lair. Do you have what it takes to defeat this formidable foe and claim the title of ultimate ninja?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your jutsu skills to the world. Who knows, you might even become the Hokage of our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyQueens – Where even the creepers are attracted to women sexually and romantically! Join us for a wild adventure!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dragons Tamed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes!

Are you attracted to women but not men? Do you have an intense desire to suck cock and swallow cum? Don’t worry, we won’t judge! Our server is a safe space for all players to explore their deepest desires, no matter how unconventional.

Join us and let your freak flag fly! Build a giant phallic-shaped castle, create a strip club in the village square, or just hang out with like-minded players who understand your unique preferences. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it!

LazyCraft: Where even the blocks take naps!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	5237
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4762

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of working in your boring country and counting down the days until Friday? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only work you’ll be doing is building your dream world!

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been transformed into friendly unicorns who just want to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the mundane world of work and hello to a world of endless fun and absurdity!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers go boom and noobs get lost! ‘Reminder:’ Bring your sense of humor!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Potions Brewed:	174
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	127	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of a wacky world where pigs fly (literally), creepers do the cha-cha, and the villagers have a secret underground dance club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington III. These feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky griefer trying to steal your precious loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color with every passing rainbow. Rumor has it that finding one will bring you eternal luck and fortune in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FagCraft: Where Creepers are Fabulous and Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	167	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Emeralds Found:	8185	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	187
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be dead’ in a hilarious twist! Join us for epic adventures and laughs!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

>be me >finally finish building my epic castle in Minecraft >ready to show it off to the world >log into this insane Minecraft server >immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot >he tells me that this server is ruled by a group of friendly but mischievous pandas >pandas have a strict “no griefing, only goofing” policy >join a group of players on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot >we battle evil chickens and ride on flying llamas >finally find the carrot and are rewarded with a disco party in the Nether >best Minecraft server ever, 10/10 would recommend for a wild and wacky adventure

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena!

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. So if you’re looking to get rich quick, this is the place to be.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

ForeskinCraft – Where every block is a surprise! Ages 1 and up welcome!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content…and also discover the wonders of foreskins! Yes, that’s right, we have a special quest where you must find and collect as many virtual foreskins as possible to unlock exclusive in-game rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably question why you didn’t know about foreskins sooner. But hey, better late than never, right?

So come on, join our server and let’s uncover the mystery of foreskins together. Who knows what other surprises await us in this crazy world of blocky fun!