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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6475 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!
We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!