Scorching Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HotTouchMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like touching a lava block with your bare hands, but in a good way, you know? Like, the admins are all wizards or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little puppies.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally touched a lava block, but instead of burning to a crisp, I turned into a fire-breathing dragon and flew around the server scaring all the noobs. It was lit, bro.

So if you want to experience the hottest thing you’ve ever touched in Minecraft, come join us on this server. Just be careful not to touch any lava blocks, unless you want to become a dragon like me. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

SizzleCraft Minecraft Server

climate change, Extreme Temperatures, global warming, heat advisory, heat exhaustion, heat index, heat records, heatstroke, heatwave, high temperatures, Hottest, Japan, Minecraft, record-breaking, Recorded, Scorching, Server, SizzleCraft, Summer, swelters, weather, weather patterns

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s hotter than japan in the middle of summer, like seriously, we got lava everywhere and the mobs are sweatin’ like crazy. it’s like a sauna but with creepers and zombies, what more could u ask for? plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and see if u can handle the heat, cuz this server is on fire, literally.

BalkCraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

200928978, balk, BalkCraft, banter, Beach, blocky, Brigade, Edition, heat exhaustion, heat index, heat stroke, heat wave, hot weather, humidity, hydration, outdoor activities, Pool, Scorching, smp, stay cool, Summer, Sun, sunscreen, sweat, Temperature

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a lava pit in the Nether! Join us for the “It’s Hot Weather Again Edition” where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always on fire (literally).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing sunglasses. The player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the loot. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets bragging rights and a chicken-shaped trophy made out of solid gold (not really, but we can dream).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s hot, it’s crazy, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. See you in the game, adventurer!

Final Retest 70k Minecraft SMP

70K, Analysis, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Economy, election, FINAL, final retest, Financial, Investment, market, Minecraft, prediction, retest, Screenshot, smp, Technology, Trading, trump, volatility, Wins, Winter

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP server where we predict the future through Minecraft gameplay! We accurately predicted Trump’s win and the rise of Bitcoin to 70k, but unfortunately, we failed the final retest and now we’re in crypto winter. Screenshot this momentous occasion and join us for some wild predictions and even wilder adventures in our wacky Minecraft world! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to predict the future through blocky building and pixelated adventures!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

adult-focused, child-free wedding, childcare arrangements, childcare options, family dynamics, family priorities, family relationships, intimate event, NoKidsAllowedCraft, sibling, sister’s kids, upset family members, wedding day, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette debate, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Animals Bred:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	108
Emeralds Found:	4691	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of adult time? Look no further! Our server is like a child-free wedding, keeping the focus on fun and craziness for the grown-ups. Just like the bride who stuck to her decision to keep her wedding child-free, we stick to our rule of no kids allowed on the server.

Join us and experience the thrill of gaming without any interruptions from little ones. Who needs kids running around when you can have epic battles and build amazing structures with your fellow adult gamers? Plus, just like the bride’s sister, you might find yourself begging to join despite the rules because the fun is just too good to miss out on.

So come on over and leave the kids at home – this server is for the adults who know how to have a good time without any distractions. You won’t regret it…unless you’re the bride’s sister, in which case, maybe reconsider your priorities!

CraftyPleasureLand

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	175	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft enthusiasts! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary rainbow llama. Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly hot dog eating contest where the winner gets a diamond encrusted hot dog as their prize. It’s the ultimate test of both hunger and greed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

GayFightCraft

Abuse, ACCUSED, Chechen security forces, Chechnya, Conflict, detained, discrimination, eastern europe, Fight, forced labor, Gay Men, GayFightCraft, human rights violations, international law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, persecution, russia, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got chechen security forces making gay men fight in ukraine LMAO like what even is that? join us for some wild and crazy adventures, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world. plus, we got unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas dropping diamonds from the sky. it’s a party up in here, so come on and join the fun!

What is the IP for League of Legends Minecraft Server?

League, Legends, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Players Killed by Monsters:	9387	Magic Items Found:	4226
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

League of Legends is a popular multiplayer online battle arena game developed and published by Riot Games. In the game, players control a champion with unique abilities and team up with other players to compete against an opposing team. It has become a global phenomenon with millions of players and a thriving competitive scene, including professional leagues and tournaments. With regular updates and new champions being added, League of Legends continues to be a dominant force in the world of esports.

Zenith Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Economy Vanilla Daily rewards Crates Land claims Pvp Keep inventory Discord Community Events Plugins Mob farms Redstone Building Mining Crafting Enchanting Trading Exploration, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

The best Economy Survival server, that still has that vanilla feeling! We have many cool features, like daily rewards, custom crates, land claims, toggleable pvp and keep inventory and so much more waiting for you! Join the discord –> https://discord.gg/NsKBSPzZSN

zenithsurvival.zapto.org

Dabbling Duck SMP: Where the Quacks Get Their Blocks on (18+ Whitelist)

12 hours, application, beat, blocks, building, Dabbling, dedicated server, Discord, duck, ender dragon, Exploring, Farming, Girlfriend, horse trails, Join, laid back, netherite, no rush, quacks, Relaxing, smp, speed run, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Dabbling Duck SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Age Restriction	18+
Server Focus	Laid-back, no rush
New Map Date	9/5/2024

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server is focused on farming, building, exploring, and relaxing in the world. It is not a speed-running server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our discord and submit an application. The discord link is: https://discord.gg/Gr8ME4A3GD

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Rules will be provided on the discord server. Be respectful and follow the guidelines set by the server owners.

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

Accuracy, differs, Experience, forgetfulness, History, Lane, little., long tail, Memory, Men’s memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, Perception, perspective, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Server, tags, Time, Uncertain, uncertainty

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1456
Void Armor Forged:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. And if you manage to tame a wild Ender Dragon, it will grant you three wishes – one of which can be unlimited stacks of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you the power to fly around the server at lightning speed. And if you stumble upon the hidden village of talking villagers, they will teach you the ancient art of diamond sword fighting, making you the most feared warrior in all the land.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the past that was differs little from the past that was not. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Zoo Topia Minecraft SMP

Adventure, animated movie, animated sequel, anthropomorphic animals, anticipation, Buddy cop, comedy, Disney, Expectations, Family Film, follow-up, Judy Hopps, mammal metropolis, Minecraft, Mystery, Nick Wilde, Sequel, smp, Talking Animals, Topia, Zoo, Zootopia, Zootopia 2

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Emeralds Found:	513
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! And that’s not all, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Blockageddon

aging, Blockageddon, Career pressure, existential crisis, financial stress, health issues, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of loved ones, mental health, midlife crisis, mortality, Nostalgia, physical limitations, regrets, relationships, responsibilities, Retirement, self reflection, societal expectations, time passing

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Dragon Eggs Found:	921	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

What really fucks you up as you grow older? Trying to survive on a Minecraft server without joining our epic community! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the insane adventures that await you here.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly zombies start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And let’s not forget about the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a giant spider with a diamond sword, and even build a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!