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SouviesRUs – Bday Edition

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Potions Brewed:	154	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crops Grown:	7125	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Votes:	6433	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Are you tired of being judged for wanting a tiny cat bubble blower as a souvenir on your vacation? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things whimsical and fun! No more being called immature for wanting to embrace your inner child. Plus, we have a special cat-themed area where you can blow bubbles to your heart’s content without any judgment. So come join us and let your playful side shine!

SnoozeCraft – Alarm Edition

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
New Chunks Explored:	37353	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch someone else’s property without getting scolded? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of snoozing alarms on iPhones left unattended at dinner theaters!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, an alarm starts blaring in your ear. But fear not, on our server, you can tap that snooze button without any repercussions! Your friends and family will be amazed at your bravery as you take matters into your own hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy stories just waiting to unfold. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items, or even encounter a group of players who will thank you for snoozing their alarms.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knew touching someone else’s property could lead to such epic moments in Minecraft? Don’t be a snooze, be a hero on our server!

CraftyFamilySecrets

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Votes:	9264	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Void Armor Forged:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Thanksgiving dinners? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family drama-free paradise!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family with your partner (also a doctor) without any judgment from traditional parents. Build a cozy virtual home together and live happily ever after, without anyone nagging you about getting married.

And if anyone tries to bring up your personal life, just casually drop some fake medical knowledge like the premature baby case to shut them up. Trust us, it works like a charm!

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a traditional family when you can have a virtual one filled with love, laughter, and plenty of Minecraft blocks to build with? Join now and start living your best drama-free life!

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Simp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magic Items Found:	1491	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	7046
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

#my hero academia, 6v6 playtests, brigitte, Cassidy, circuit royale, collab, comics, Dorado, Gilded Aspects, Halloween Terror event, Havana, hero mastery, kiriko, madness, mercy, Minecraft, Mining, Music, mythic weapon, new tank, Numbani, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch General, Overwatch Wiki, patch notes, recolors, Season 14, Short stories, skins, smp, soldier 76, Soldier: 76 Mythic weapon, spellbinder, Trailer, Venture skins, Widowmaker Mythic, Witch Kiriko, Witch Mercy

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Potions Brewed:	89	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ores Mined:	9526	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Why is this always the case? Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Emeralds Found:	2936
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas. But be warned, the sword can only be obtained by completing a series of wacky challenges, such as riding a chicken through a maze of exploding sheep.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter a gang of mischievous zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are determined to serenade you with their off-key singing until you give them all your diamonds.

And don’t forget about our custom-built mini-games, like llama racing and chicken jousting, where you can compete against other players for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7724	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!

LughtTime is the best anarchy! Minecraft server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3785	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	62

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Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Zombie Dances:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Towns Built:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our latest update includes a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who can summon an army of chickens to do her bidding. And don’t forget about Singed, Vi (Legendary), and Caitlyn (+Prestige) who have joined forces to create chaos like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out valuable loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Femanons Would You Date A Guy Like This Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a resident Ender Dragon who doubles as a matchmaker, setting up femanons with the most eligible blocky bachelors in the land. From diamond armor fashion shows to creeper speed dating, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!

Ugly Nigga’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	1980	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	268
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of being a beautiful Minecraft player surrounded by all those stunning avatars? Well, come join our server where being ugly is celebrated! We embrace all the ugly niggas out there and give them a place to shine. Our server is filled with wonky looking characters, bizarre builds, and a community that values uniqueness over perfection. So if you’re ready to stand out in a sea of pretty faces, come join us and let your ugliness shine!

The Spacey Minecraft SMP – BLACKED General

#BlackedCards, #BNWODictionary, #DokiDokiLiteratureClub, #EarnedOrgasms, #SlurStrokes, ai, blacked, booru, clothing, Discords, editing, general, genshinimpact, Minecraft, modding, NovelAI, PMV, smp, spacey, Templates, tutorials, ZenlessZoneZero

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Welcome to the Big Black Capes Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few questionable mods. Join us for a wild ride through a world where AI reigns supreme and the BLACKED Modding community thrives.

Looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity with the help of NovelAI V.3? Look no further, because we’ve got unlimited gens for just $25 a month! And don’t forget to check out our BLACKED Clothing line – because who doesn’t want to game in style?

But that’s not all – our BNWO Dictionary will have you speaking in tongues you never knew existed, and our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program will have you earning rewards you never thought possible.

So come join us on this insane journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only thing crazier than the mods is the community. Who knows, you might just end up with a cape so big, it’ll block out the sun.