Scissr Minecraft Servers

Scissr Minecraft Servers

  • SlurPurge Minecraft Server

    SlurPurge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 225
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Towns Built: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, you can drop EVERY slur you know! That’s right, let out all your pent-up anger and frustration by unleashing a barrage of offensive language towards all religions, races, ethnicities, sexualities, and more!

    Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy as we push the boundaries of what is socially acceptable in the Minecraft community. Build swastika-shaped houses, create offensive monuments, and engage in heated debates with other players about why your hate speech is totally justified.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pass to our exclusive “Troll of the Month” competition, where the player who causes the most outrage and controversy will win a special prize. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hate flow freely!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PsychoMine SMP: Does anyone else psych themselves up to kill themselves in the Minecraft SMP?

    PsychoMine SMP: Does anyone else psych themselves up to kill themselves in the Minecraft SMP?
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 935
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner daredevils and push the limits of our courage and mental toughness! Join us if you want to psych yourself up for the most outrageous challenges, like building a house out of TNT or trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword.

    Our community is full of edgy faggots (their words, not ours) who are always looking for new ways to test their limits and have a laugh while doing it. Whether you’re a paranoid schizophrenic or just someone who loves a good adrenaline rush, you’ll fit right in here.

    So come on, join us and see just how far you can push yourself in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even find yourself dowsing in gasoline and laughing about it later!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SuperRichCraft Minecraft Server

    SuperRichCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 6026
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN OUR SERVER! FIRST OF ALL, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WE HAVE A PET CREEPER THAT CAN DO THE MOONWALK! HOW COOL IS THAT?

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS! I KNOW, IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT IT’S TRUE! AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU GET TO RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES! IT’S LIKE A SCENE STRAIGHT OUT OF A MOVIE!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A FLOATING CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN LIVE IN A CHEESE CASTLE AND RULE OVER THE LAND WITH YOUR CHEESY ARMY! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPioneerJustice

    PixelPioneerJustice
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 5218
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can be a settler who shoots Palestinian mans and not get in trouble for it for 9 months! Like, what even is that? It’s like a wild west showdown but in Minecraft, yeehaw! Join now for the most intense PvP action and questionable legal consequences. Your trigger finger will never be the same!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 5095
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9363 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u get all stressed out in real life and u try to act all cool and collected but inside u feel like a hot mess? well, on this server, the more pressure u feel, the more fun u have! like, imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens – it’s a total adrenaline rush, dude!

    and, like, if u ever feel like ur brain is fried from all the stress and u just need to relax, we have the chillest virtual hot tubs where u can soak and chat with other players about the meaning of life or why creepers always gotta be creepin’.

    plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the most epic loot hidden in the craziest places – like, one time someone found a diamond sword in a llama’s butt! true story, bro.

    so, if u wanna escape reality and have a blast in a world where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), then u gotta join this server, man. it’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about ur feelings.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • McEcon

    McEcon
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 1710
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Ores Mined: 4156 Players Killed by Monsters: 9910
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join today, build a shop, earn money for killing mobs and become the wealthiest on McEcon!

    Benefits: Friendly, welcoming community. We offer a moderated, no grief experience for all players and ages! Bedrock and Java cross platform server. 1.8.x to 1.21 Java Compatible Active admins PVE / PVP Nether Residence / LandClaim Player Shop (Economy) Auctions Cracked clients allowed More!

    mcecon.sickgaming.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • steelfistMC

    steelfistMC
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 7231
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 1519
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 59
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our brand new 1.20.1 survival server with over 100 mods, including Simple Voice Chat, Botania, and Create, as well as many other small mechanics, QOL, and misc. tweaks. Some server-side mods include Tectonic, Terralith, Factions, and Waystones, as well as new animations and vanilla+ weapons, among many others.

    Please join our Discord to download the mod-pack: https://discord.gg/UdV4FuHmkQ

    stahlfaustmc.duckdns.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KrystalGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    KrystalGoneWild Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 3463
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 511762 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it killed the Krystal Archive! That’s right, our server is so epic that it caused a digital apocalypse. Join us if you dare, and witness the chaos and mayhem that ensues. From exploding cows to flying pigs, anything can happen on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoobiesAwayCraft

    BoobiesAwayCraft
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 7595
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Dimension Hops: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of mischievous cows invade your land. But fear not, because our server is equipped with magical cow-repelling powers that will have those pesky bovines running for the hills in no time.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this insane story? One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese! But instead of panicking, they embraced their cheesy fate and threw the most epic cheese-themed party the server had ever seen.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the legendary Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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