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  • BluntCraft: KidSafe Server

    BluntCraft: KidSafe Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

    Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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  • ScissorCraft – Flightless in Japan

    ScissorCraft – Flightless in Japan
    Yo, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz in Japan, flights be gettin cancelled cuz sum scissors went missin! Like, imagine the chaos, bro! But don’t worry, on our server, we got all the scissors u need to build ur epic creations! No flight cancellations here, just pure Minecraft madness! So come join us and let’s craft some craziness together!

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  • RockPaperScissorsParty

    RockPaperScissorsParty
    HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE U CAN PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS WITH PEEPS WHO AINT EVEN PLAYIN? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! JUS LOOK AT THEIR HANDS AND U CAN JOIN IN DA FUN! IT’S LIKE MAGIC BUT BETTER CUZ IT’S MINECRAFT!

    ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BANANA FARM? YEAH, WE GOT BANANAS GROWIN’ LIKE CRAZY DOWN THERE! U CAN TRADE ‘EM FOR DIAMONDS OR JUST EAT ‘EM AND GO BANANAS!

    OH, AND GET THIS – WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS! YEAH, U CAN BE RICH IN NO TIME! JUST DON’T ANGER THE CHICKEN, OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP IN ITS STOMACH! BUT HEY, THAT’S THE PRICE U PAY FOR GOLDEN EGGS, AMIRITE?

    SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER ENDS! JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WACKY TOGETHER!

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  • PaperCutCraft

    PaperCutCraft
    so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

    first of all, we have this super rare block that looks like a giant piece of bacon. like, who wouldn’t want to build a bacon house, amirite?

    also, we have this secret underground cave that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. it’s like a fairy tale, but with more explosions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • LeftyCraft: RockPaperScissorz

    LeftyCraft: RockPaperScissorz
    OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the ONLY place where left-handed people can dominate in “rock, paper, scissors”! Our server is specially designed for all the lefties out there who have been oppressed by right-handed scissors their whole lives.

    We have custom-made left-handed scissors in the game that give you superpowers to win every “rock, paper, scissors” match. And if you’re right-handed, don’t worry, we have special challenges just for you to level the playing field.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground left-handed society in the game where you can plot world domination and overthrow all the right-handed rulers. Join us now and be a part of the left-handed revolution!

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  • PocketScissorsOops

    PocketScissorsOops
    so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. but not really, cuz we got zombies and creepers and all dat jazz.

    u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and all da shiny stuff. but shh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone. unless u wanna share the loot, then go ahead and spill the beans.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic. but watch out, he likes to prank players by setting their houses on fire. it’s all in good fun, right?

    so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never put scissors in your pants pocket. trust me, it’s a bad idea.

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