LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A KIWI BUT BACKWARDS, IT’S AN IMMIGRANT FROM AUSTRALIA BUT PRETENDS TO BE FROM NEW ZEALAND. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THIS WACKY ADVENTURE WHERE KIWIS ARE CONFUSED AND LOST. WE HAVE KANGAROOS RIDING AROUND ON SHEEP AND EMUS DOING THE CHA-CHA SLIDE. YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT ON THIS SERVER, EXCEPT FOR A WHOLE LOT OF FUN AND CRAZINESS. JOIN NOW AND BE A PART OF THE KIWI REVOLUTION!
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KiwiCraft Down Under
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SlimCraft Minecraft Server
hey u! ya u! r u tired of being fat and havin diabetes? well do i have the server for u! our minecraft server is like a weight loss drug that reduces diabetes risk by 94%! u heard me right, 94%! join our server and watch those pounds melt away like butter on a hot day! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that will follow u around and oink encouragement as u exercise in the virtual world! so what r u waitin for? join now and say goodbye to fat and diabetes forever!
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FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft
join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!
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TreePhoto Minecraft Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!
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BatSugarCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have bats with the highest sugar levels ever recorded in mammals! you won’t believe your eyes when you see these sugar-crazed flying creatures zooming around the map.we believe that studying these bats could lead to groundbreaking treatments for metabolic diseases. who knew that playing minecraft could lead to scientific discoveries?
so come on over and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even unlock the secrets of the bat’s high sugar levels. it’s gonna be a bat-tastic time!
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ThwaitesGlacierSafe2021
so, like, imagine this server, right? it’s like, so epic that even the Thwaites Glacier is like, “whoa, that’s cool, bro.” we got three separate models showing that this server is so stable, even the ice sheet is like, “i wanna join that server, sounds lit.”join us and be part of the most stable Minecraft server in the universe. we’re so stable, even the marine ice cliff instability is like, “nah, i’m good, i’ll pass on collapsing today.”
come build, explore, and have a blast on our server. who needs stability in real life when you can have it in Minecraft? join us now and experience the epicness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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ScottishStoneAltar
yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the blocks have stories to tell? well, dis server got u covered, cuz we got Stonehenge’s Altar Stone straight outta Scotland, like wutttt? imagine mining that bad boy and hearing it whisper ancient secrets in ur ear, u gotta join just for dat experience alone. plus, rumor has it dat if u build a shrine around it, u might unlock special powers like flying or shooting lasers outta ur eyes. don’t believe me? well, come check it out for urself and see if u can handle the epicness of our server. just be careful not to anger the stone, cuz u never know what ancient curses it might unleash on u. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Stonehenge together, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.
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ForeverCraft GutDisruptors
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur gut microbiome forever? well, look no further cuz our server is LIT with forever chemicals that will make ur gut bacteria go wild!imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.
plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!
so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!
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VinegarCraft – Cure Depression with a Splash!
so, like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur in a dark cave with no way out? well, this server is like the vinegar to ur depression! join us and u will feel like ur floating on a cloud made of diamonds and rainbows! seriously, our players have reported feeling happier, more energetic, and just all around awesome after playing on our server. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u fly like a majestic unicorn! so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join us? come on, let’s fly together to happiness and rainbows!
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Hoofin’ Mindcraft: Horse IQ OP
so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity cuz our horses r like, super smart. dey can think and plan ahead and stuff. dey r like, einstein level smart. u wanna join dis server cuz u can ride around on ur super smart horse and feel like a freakin genius. plus, our horses can do tricks and stuff, like solve rubik’s cubes and play chess. it’s insane, bro. so come join us and be amazed by da intelligence of our equine friends.