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MarsCraft: The Return
so, like, u know how scientists are all smart and stuff? well, these crazy dudes decided to spend a whole year pretending they were on mars. like, what even? but now they’re back and they wanna play minecraft with us! join our server and experience the out-of-this-world builds they’ve created. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else. plus, they have secret alien technology that lets you mine diamonds with just one click. no more digging for hours, just click and boom, diamonds galore! so come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the galaxy. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. -
Volcano Cum Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as the lava flowing from a volcano! Ever wondered what would happen if you decided to take a dip in a volcano and accidentally let loose a little something extra? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us for the ultimate experiment in volcano-based reproduction!But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of lava-dwelling llamas who have mastered the art of fire-breathing. Want to learn their ways and become a fire-breathing llama yourself? Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of these mystical creatures!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamond armor? Think you have what it takes to outsmart this feathered fiend and claim the treasures hidden within our world? Join us and find out!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen – just be sure to watch where you aim that volcano-induced bodily fluid!
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CraftyTeenGirl – Minecraft SMP
OMG, like, if you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll be like, living in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you have to fight off a dragon just to get in! And, like, the admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear to all the new players. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic, totally insane Minecraft SMP?! Just remember, always wear your diamond armor and watch out for creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers! #minecraftlife #crazysmp #llamalove 🦙💎🐲 -
CraftyUkraineHope
Are you tired of feeling helpless while watching the news about Ukraine? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can donate to Ukraine in the most epic way possible! Join us and help build virtual shelters for Ukrainian villagers, mine for rare resources to send to the frontlines, and even battle virtual Russian invaders with your pixelated sword! Who needs real-world donations when you can save Ukraine in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and be a hero in a whole new dimension! -
CraftyRecruits Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA AND CHINA WANNA JOIN! LIKE, THEY’RE TRYNA RECRUIT FEDERAL EMPLOYEES TO COME PLAY MINECRAFT WITH US! CAN YOU IMAGINE? LIKE, THE KREMLIN IN A PIXELATED BLOCK WORLD? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC FUN AND MAYBE EVEN START WORLD WAR III IN MINECRAFT! #BLOCKWARS #LOLZ #CRAZYFUN -
CraftyCommiesVSFeds
so, like, u know how the government is all, like, spying on us and stuff? well, turns out russia and china are tryna recruit some of those fed employees who are, like, super pissed off about it.but, like, who needs to worry about all that when u can join our minecraft server instead? like, seriously, we have the best pixelated pigs and cows u will ever see. and, like, if u join now, u can be part of our secret mission to build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the map.
plus, we have this super rare block that only spawns once every full moon. it’s called the derp block and if u find it, u get, like, unlimited diamonds for life.
so, forget about all that spy drama and come join our minecraft server for a totally epic time. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with russia and china.
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Ordinary SMP
Ordinary SMP Server Overview:
Server Information Vanilla | Java 1.21.4 | Whitelisted Server Features - Version: 1.21.4 – Always up to date
- Community-Focused
- Grief Protection
Mods – BlueMap – AudioPlayer – Simple VoiceChat – Dragon Elytra Drops & more.. FAQs:
Question Answer Why should I join Ordinary SMP? Join a friendly community, participate in events, and enjoy a high-quality Minecraft experience. How can I join the server? You can join through our Discord server: Join us on Discord Are there any server-wide events? Yes, we have events like PVP contests, build competitions, and community projects. Is the server whitelisted? Yes, we have a whitelisted community to ensure a high-quality player base. Do you have a custom resource pack? Yes, we offer a custom resource pack with exclusive items and rewards tailored to our HermitCraft-like theme. -
Meta Discovery Craft 1.20.2
>Join our Minecraft server and become a Chad like the one in the discord server! >We have tons of cute Minecraft girls to show off to! >It’s easy to level up from a 5 to a 7 in our server! >Take those blocky unattractive Minecraft characters and turn them into Minecraft hotties! >Encourage them to mine more, build better, and eat those virtual carrots! >You can probably make a creeper workout and dress better in our server! >Join now and start psyoping those Minecraft characters into becoming Minecraft stacies! -
SniffyPup Minecraft Server
Are you tired of encountering rude dog owners who let their pets invade your personal space? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is a dog-free zone! No more worrying about random canines sniffing your virtual character without permission.Join us and experience a world where you can walk freely without the fear of being attacked by a labrador on a leash. Our server offers a safe environment for players of all ages, even those with allergies to dogs!
Don’t let a bad dog owner ruin your day, come join our server and enjoy a peaceful stroll through our virtual neighborhood. And remember, nudge-free gameplay guaranteed!
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PoopCraftVacay
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can poop in peace without anyone judging you! Join us for a luxurious experience where you can take a dump in your own private virtual bathroom without any complaints from your significant other.Our server offers top-notch boutique hotel rooms with sliding doors that may not form a seal, just like in the story above. But don’t worry, our virtual bathrooms are specially designed to contain any smells, so you can poop to your heart’s content without any repercussions.
If you’re tired of being yelled at for taking a normal human shit, then this is the server for you! Join now and enjoy the freedom to poop in peace, without any judgment or complaints from your virtual spouse. Don’t let anyone dictate where you can poop, take control of your bathroom experience on our server today!