scientific critique Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Critique Craft: No VO₂max Fun!

aerobic capacity, Berg, cardiovascular fitness, controls, Craft, critique, Differences, exercise tolerance, Fun, Garbsch, long covid, Medical research, patient health, Patients, peer review, problematic patient exclusion, research methodology, respiratory capacity, scientific critique, small sample, study critique, VO2Max

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the players have more stamina than long covid patients! we did a study and found that our players have MAX VO₂ levels that will blow your mind! we have a small sample size of players because we only accept the most elite gamers. don’t be excluded from this epic adventure, join now and show off your mad skills!

I Am Unironically Seriously Contemplating Spending My Money On Minecraft SMP

Budget, consideration, contemplating, decision, Decision making, Durable, Hardware, home improvement, improvement project, interior design, Investment, Minecraft, MONEY, profile, Quality, renovation, serious, smp, SPENDING, spending money, thoughtful purchase, Unironically, Upgrade, upgraded hinge

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Villages Defended:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

FlippinWifeNoHelp

AITAH, anger, anxiety, childcare, clean, construction zone, Cook, domestic chores, financial bind, financial future, flip house, FlippinWifeNoHelp, Friends, grocery shop, hire help, husband, Laundry, not helping, RAGE, self sufficient, sticking my ground, Support, walking on eggshells, work

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Enchantments Applied:	144	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	585	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

🤣🏠 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house flip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, demands, and tantrums galore!

👶🏼 Need a break from the madness of real life? Bring your baby to our server and watch as they navigate through the construction zone while you try to keep up with the demands of your virtual husband. Who needs childcare when you have Minecraft, right?

💪🏼 Work on your multitasking skills as you juggle working full time, domestic chores, and helping your husband flip houses all while trying to avoid being yelled at and called names. It’s a challenge like no other!

🤯 Experience the thrill of walking on eggshells as you try to please your virtual husband who has a never-ending list of tasks for you to complete. Will you be able to keep up or will you be shamed for focusing on “unimportant tasks” like laundry and grocery shopping?

🚫 Stand up for yourself and demand kindness from your virtual husband or take your baby and go home. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and standing up for yourself?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of a house flip gone wrong! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to escape to? 😉🏡

DreamyDisasters Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, career success, celebrity lifestyle, disillusionment, DreamyDisasters, false expectations, Fame, Happiness, harsh truths, idealization, love, material possessions, mental health awareness, Minecraft, misconceptions, perfectionism, reality check, relationships, ROMANTICIZING, smp, social media, travel, wealth

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the true chaos of trying to build a house while being constantly bombarded by creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Forget peaceful survival, we like to keep things interesting by setting the spawn point in the middle of a lava pit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has a penchant for stealing players’ diamonds and hiding them in the Nether. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So if you’re tired of boring old survival servers and want to spice things up with a healthy dose of insanity, come join us! Just be prepared to have your expectations shattered and your sanity tested at every turn.

NoCutePandasAllowed

aggravating, ANNOYING, cute, disagreeable, Disgusting, dislike, displeasing, grating, IRRITATING, irritating behavior, nauseating, NoCutePandasAllowed, Obnoxious, off-putting, pestering, pet peeve, repellent, Repulsive, unappealing, Unattractive, vexing

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of all those servers with fluffy bunnies and adorable kittens running around? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a whole army of creepy crawlies and slimy creatures just waiting to be your new best friends. Who needs cute when you can have creepy?

Join our server if you’re tired of all the sunshine and rainbows in other servers. Here, the sky is always dark and stormy, just like your soul. Plus, our community is full of mischievous players who love to prank each other and cause chaos. It’s like a never-ending April Fools’ Day party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Troll King, who lurks in the shadows and loves to mess with unsuspecting players. If you’re lucky (or unlucky), you might even catch a glimpse of him causing mayhem in the world. Who needs cute when you can have chaos and confusion?

So if you’re ready to embrace your dark side and join a server that’s anything but cute, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of surprises. See you on the dark side!

QinGangGoneBookwormCraft

AGGRESSIVE, Beijing, bookseller, China, China’s diplomacy, Demoted, diplomat, disappeared, fall from grace, Foreign Minister, former, low level, meteoric rise, political scandal, publishing job, Qin Gang, QinGangGoneBookwormCraft, salary, state-run, U.S. officials, wolf warrior

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	16141
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

come join our minecraft server where the foreign minister of china got demoted to a low-level publishing job! imagine playing with a former wolf warrior diplomat who had a meteoric rise and an even faster fall from grace. now he’s just chilling, taking a salary at a beijing state-run bookseller. who wouldn’t want to play on a server with such a legendary character? join now for some epic adventures and maybe even some diplomatic drama!

What is the IP for Johnstone Minecraft Server?

johnstone, johnstone live, johnstone pokemon, johnstone twitch, Minecraft, pokemon, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Items Found:	2246	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Johnstone is a Scottish town located in the council area of Renfrewshire. The town has a rich industrial history, particularly in the textile manufacturing industry. Johnstone is known for its picturesque countryside and vibrant community spirit. It is home to a variety of shops, restaurants, and cultural attractions, making it a popular destination for tourists and locals alike.

Which servers are similar to Minecraft.SI ?

Community, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming network, MERGE, minecraft community, minecraft network, minecraft server, Mini Games, multiplayer, Network, Network Merge, Online Community, online gaming, PvP, Server Merge, slovenia, Slovenian, Slovenian Minecraft, starfall, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3728	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

SlovenianCraft – Another Slovenian Minecraft server that offers a similar immersive experience to Minecraft.SI. With a welcoming community and unique gameplay features, SlovenianCraft is a great alternative for players looking for a similar experience.
MineSuperior – Known for its extensive range of game modes and active player base, MineSuperior offers a diverse and engaging Minecraft experience. With features like custom plugins and events, players looking for a server like Minecraft.SI will feel right at home.
Starfall – If you enjoyed the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks on Minecraft.SI, you may enjoy checking out Starfall. This server offers a mix of survival and creative gameplay, as well as a friendly community of players to interact with.
VespertineMC – With a focus on immersive gameplay and custom content, VespertineMC offers a unique experience for players seeking a server similar to Minecraft.SI. From custom quests to unique world structures, this server is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end.

Minecraft.SI

YeahCraft

MCMMO, Survival Friends Community Creativity Economy MCMMO Land claims Adventure Supportive Fair play Thrive Wild teleportation Exciting features New home Fun Exploration Build Staff Relaxing Support

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Welcome to YeahCraft, your go-to server for simple survival fun with friends! Dive into a relaxed and enjoyable experience where you can explore, build, and thrive. Our experienced staff is always here to help, ensuring a supportive community that values fair play and creativity. Enjoy exciting features like MCMMO, a thriving economy, wild teleportation (wildTP), and land claims to keep your creations safe. And the adventure doesn’t stop there—more awesome features are coming soon! Join YeahCraft today and make it your new home for survival adventures.

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Broomstix: Where you can fly on Sundays and enchant your pet brooms. No wands allowed! Version 1.21

Allowed, Bartering economy, brooms, Broomstix, Cross-Play, Enchant, Fly, hard difficulty, java bedrock, Land claiming, Lead teleportation, Minecraft-Discord integration, pet, Private messaging, Protectionstones, Public market, pvp arena, Random teleportation, responsive staff, Server shops, smp, Sunday fly, SUNDAYS, Tricky Trials, Tutorial warps, Vanilla, Version, voting ranks, wands

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Zombie Dances:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview: Broomstix

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and player to player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock without the need for a Java account.
What difficulty level is the server set to?	The server is set to hard difficulty.
Are there specific features like custom enchantments and land claiming?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments and ProtectionStones for land claiming.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
How can players interact and communicate on the server?	Players can use in-game private messaging, homes, and player-to-player teleportation commands.

Hairy Legs Minecraft Server

beauty rituals, beauty standards, body hair, body hair removal, body image, body positivity, cultural norms, feminism, Gender norms, hairy, hairy legs, hygiene, Individuality, laser hair removal, Legs, Minecraft, natural beauty., personal grooming, self-care, Self-expression, Server, shaving, societal expectations, waxing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Tired of living in a world where everyone has hairy legs? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have smooth, silky legs at all times! Our server is so smooth, even the creepers shave their legs before exploding. Join us for a hair-free adventure like no other!