Looking for a place to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation in your kingdom? Look no further than our hotel, where patients check out into Heaven…or maybe just respawn in the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew as they run a small assassin business in Hell. Who knew running a startup could be so chaotic?
With links to fanfic recordings, full episodes, and even a booru (a little dead, just like some of our players after a Creeper explosion), there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to Hell and back. Who knows, you might even run into Charlie and her dancing angels along the way. Join now for a helluva good time!
Join us for a fun and festive escape from reality, where you can build your own virtual world and forget about all the drama happening at home. Plus, we have a grief support group for all those mourning a lost ex-boyfriend who cut your hair into a fabulous new style.
Don’t let your dad ruin your Christmas spirit – come join us on the server where the only thing blowing up is creepers, not your family relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new supportive community to help you through the tough times. See you in the new year, because you deserve a break from all the chaos.
But that’s not even the best part – we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server. They trade diamonds for emeralds and have their own llama king who wears a crown made of enchanted golden carrots. It’s wild, I tell you!
So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some laughs, and maybe even learn a thing or two (like how to ride a pig into battle), then you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas, that is.
