Scientific Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Galactic Puzzle Quest

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, Challenging, complex systems, data analysis, discovery, Exploration, form, Galactic, Hypothesis, planetary formation, Planetary Systems, puzzle, Quest, research, Scientific, Scientific inquiry, Space, theory, Understanding, Universe

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	203
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	118
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We be challenging scientific understanding of how planetary systems form up in here! Like, we got aliens and astronauts and all that jazz roaming around, building space stations and rocket ships and whatnot.

You wanna be part of the intergalactic crew, exploring new worlds and battling space monsters? Then you gotta join this server, cuz we be taking Minecraft to a whole new level, yo! Plus, we got like, zero gravity zones and anti-gravity boots that make you jump super high.

So, if you wanna be part of the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience ever, come join us on this server and let’s blast off to infinity and beyond, baby! Let’s show those scientists how it’s really done in space!

New Superconductive Materials (Just) Been Discovered

Advancements, Breakthrough, conductivity, Cutting Edge, Development, Discovered, discovery, Engineering, GROUNDBREAKING, innovation, Materials, materials science, MaterialsJust, new, PHYSICS., research, Science, Scientific, Superconductive, Technology

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we just discovered some new superconductive materials that will blow ur mind!! like seriously, ur mind will be blown into tiny little pieces. and guess what? these materials can make ur minecraft experience like 1000 times better. u can build crazy cool stuff that will make all ur friends jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest materials. u gotta join now before someone else snatches them all up. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s get crafting!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Edamame’s Musical Chairs Minecraft Server

apartment floor, Automation, Burn, Chairs, death, Edamames, Edamamesighety, Fall, fate, Fire, hopes and dreams, Human Resource, hustle, Minecraft, Musical, musical chairs, Prizes, rat race, replaced, Scientific, Server, Slavery, Storm, strawhut villagers, Surviving, train yourself, turn of a card, winning

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surviving is just the beginning! Join us as you navigate through a world where you’ve been replaced by strawhut villagers and treated like a mere “human resource”. But fear not, because the prizes for winning in this rat race are truly out of this world!

Picture this: you can choose to either burn to your death, fall to your demise, or for those feeling extra adventurous, why not set yourself on fire first and then take the plunge? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! As you fight to stay alive in this cutthroat world, remember that they feast on your hopes and dreams, chewing you up and spitting you out as bones. It’s not fate that took us all by storm, it’s just the turn of a card in this twisted game of survival.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server where slavery never ended, it just became scientific. Who knew virtual reality could be this wild?

Crafty Country Roads Server

appalachia, Astronomy, biology, chemistry, Country, country roads, Crafty, ecology, education, Environment, geography, geology, john denver, learning, Lyrics, Music, Nature, PHYSICS., Roads, Science, Scientific, Server, song, West Virginia

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	400334

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

MinePhoneCancerFree

Analysis, brain cancer, cell phones, Conclusion, correlation, data, Debunked, Evidence, findings, health, MinePhoneCancerFree, mobile phones, Myth, radiation, Reassurance, research, Results, Safety, Scientific, study, Technology

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

OMG u guys, dis server is da bomb dot com! it’s like ur playin Minecraft on crack, but in a good way! we got so many crazy mods and plugins dat u won’t even know what’s real anymore. like, did u know u can ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? yea, dat’s just a normal Tuesday on dis server.

But wait, there’s more! we also got a secret underground base where u can find all da rarest loot and treasures. u just gotta solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken. easy peasy, right?

And if dat ain’t enough to convince u, just know dat dis server is scientifically proven to increase ur IQ by 200 points. yea, u heard me right. u’ll be a freakin genius after playin on dis server. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer da Minecraft world together!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mines Excavated:	3585	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

PixelLife: 1.5B Years Early

1.5B, Ancient, ancient life, biology, complex life, Development, discovery, Early, Earth, earth history, Evolution, evolutionary timeline, fossil record, History, Organisms, Origin, PixelLife, research, Scientific, theory, Timeline, Years

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that life on earth actually started, like, 1.5 billion years earlier than scientists thought! crazy, right? so, like, if u wanna be part of this mind-blowing discovery, u gotta join this server and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll find ancient civilizations or, like, dinosaurs roaming around. it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this epic journey through time and space. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, man!

BloodCraft: Zodiac Wars

astrology, astrology claims, Beliefs, blood type personality, blood types, Bloodcraft, fortune telling, horoscope accuracy, horoscope interpretation, horoscopes, personality analysis, personality compatibility, personality traits, predictions, pseudoscience, Scientific, scientific horoscopes, Wars, zodiac, zodiac astrology, zodiac personality, zodiac signs

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchantments Applied:	62	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame quests and basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens and riding on flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blood Type Horoscopes, where your blood type determines your fate in the game. Are you a Type O? Prepare for epic battles and treasure hunts. Type AB? Get ready for magical adventures and secret quests.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness!

ToiletCraft: Rollin’ in the Breakthrough

Announces, biodegradable, Breakthrough, Development, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, flushable, hygiene, innovation, invention, research, rollin, Rolls, russia, sanitation, Scientific, sustainable, Technology, toilet paper, ToiletCraft, Vital, Waste Disposal

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, russia just announced this, like, super important scientific discovery – flushable toilet paper rolls! can u believe it? now u can wipe ur butt and just, like, flush it away like it never happened! but, like, that’s not even the best part – on this server, u can build ur own toilet paper factory and become the toilet paper king of the world! imagine all the power and glory that comes with that title! plus, there’s, like, a secret underground bunker filled with rare toilet paper artifacts that u can explore and claim for urself. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the most butt-wiping adventure of ur life!

KonichiwaCraft: The Land of LOLs

Accuracy, Anime, Audience, comparison, cultural influences, Entertainment, episodes, japanese, KonichiwaCraft, Land, lols, Nicolive, popularity ranking, Preferences, ranking list, shows, Spring cour, TASTES, television, top marks, voters, Voting

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where 100% of players have voted our latest builds as top marks, making us the most popular server in the Minecraft universe! Join us and see if your building skills can measure up to our epic standards!

Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with adventure, creativity, and fun? Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create the most mind-blowing structures imaginable!

Join us now and become part of our legendary community where players from all over the world come together to build, explore, and have a blast! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly amazing!

Backstabbing Blocks

arrest, Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, blocks, Convict, corrupt, criminal, Deceit, dishonesty, disloyalty, Guilty, incarceration, Justice, lawbreaker, lock him up, Prison, punishment, scandal, Traitor, traitorous, Treason, treasonous

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Ores Mined:	5114

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to LOCK HIM UP! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is run by a group of mischievous villagers who are convinced that locking up all the players is the key to winning the game.

But don’t worry, being locked up is actually a good thing here! Inside your cell, you’ll find all the resources you need to build the most epic base ever. And if you manage to escape, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through anything – even bedrock!

Join us for epic PvP battles where the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents and LOCK HIM UP before they do the same to you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest that holds the key to unlocking the ultimate power on the server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – just remember to always keep an eye out for those sneaky villagers and their devious plots.

Crafty Laughs: Where History Meets Hilarity

alpha males, Betas, Crafty, cultural norms, DOMINANCE, Evolution, evolutionary psychology, genetic diversity, genetics, Hilarity, History, human history, Indian men, laughs, male competition, Masculinity, meets, natural selection, patriarchy, Reproduction, reproductive success, social hierarchy, Survival of the Fittest, toxic masculinity, traditional gender roles

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most masculine players survive and thrive! Forget about those beta players, because on our server, Indian men are the epitome of masculinity!

Join us and experience epic battles where only the manliest of players can come out on top. Build your own masculine empire and conquer the virtual world with your sheer masculine prowess.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are a true masculine legend!

Crafty Lorelei’s Laser Land

#youtube, action, Adventure, badass, Crafty, epic journey, FANTASY, futuristic, Girl Power, Land, laser, LGBTQ, Lorelei and the Laser Eyes, Loreleis, love story, motorcycles, Musical, Original music, Performance, Rebellion, rock opera, strong female characters, swordfighting lesbians, Theater

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of swordfighting lesbians on motorcycles! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers serenade you with a musical number inspired by the hit song “Despacito”.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens as they soar through the skies, battling evil mobs with their laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the dancing pigs that break out into spontaneous tap routines whenever someone finds a rare ore.

So why wait? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bombers: Exploring Minecraft Warfare

Attacks, blocky, BOMBERS, Charlie Hebdo, Effectiveness, Exploring, fear, fear tactics, media response, Minecraft, Publishing, resilience, Terrorism, terrorism aftermath, terrorism effectiveness, terrorism fear, terrorism fear tactics, terrorism impact, terrorism media, terrorism resilience, terrorism response, terrorism strategy, terrorism tactics, terrorist attacks, WARFARE

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we defy all odds just like Charlie Hebdo did after the attacks! Who needs to be afraid when you can join our server and laugh in the face of danger?

Join us for a wild ride where griefers are no match for our unstoppable community. Build your own fortress and show those creepers who’s boss!

Don’t let fear hold you back, join us and be a part of a revolutionary Minecraft experience. Who knew that playing a game could be so empowering?

Pixel Poo Party: Spamming Shit Pics Edition

ANNOYING, bant, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., disruptive behavior, Edition, flagging posts, forum spam, image spam, inappropriate, inappropriate images, internet trolls, online harassment, online moderation, Party, Pics, PIXEL, Poo, report spam, Shit, shit pics, Spamming, toxic community, trolling, unwanted content, virtual harassment

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting spammed is diamonds and golden apples! Say goodbye to boring old servers where people are posting crap pics all over the place. On our server, you’ll be too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons to even think about posting anything inappropriate.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare ores while dodging creepers and skeletons. Our community is filled with legendary players who have conquered the toughest challenges and built the most jaw-dropping structures.

So why waste your time on servers with crap pics when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us today and let the adventure begin!

Super Saiyan Craft: Volume 6 LOL

Anime, beerus, Craft, dragon ball super, Frieza, Future Trunks, Gohan, goku, Hit, Jiren, lol, Manga, Saiyan, storytime, Super, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe 6, Universe 7, Vegeta, Volume, Volume 6, Whis, Zeno

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchantments Applied:	268	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle against evil skeletons who are allergic to sunlight.

Our server has a special enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing, perfect for those lazy miners out there. And don’t worry about food, because our chickens lay golden eggs that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret underground dance party that happens every night. The zombies are actually amazing breakdancers and the endermen can do the moonwalk like no other.

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many golden eggs). See you in the game!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

banter, Bigotry, blocky, CREEPERS, derogatory language, discrimination, divisive language, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, ignorant comments, intolerance, KICKED, offensive language, prejudice, racial slur, racial tension, racism, social injustice, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable speech, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Animals Bred:	93
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and mined so much diamond that they became the richest player in all the land. But that’s not all – they also tamed a giant chicken and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Cave, where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowing blocks and funky music. It’s the perfect place to let loose and have a blast with your friends.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server!

Mom’s Grifter MC: Where Facebook Drama meets Blocky Adventures!

Adventures, blocky, Drama, facebook, Friends, grifter, meets, mom, moms, personal data, retarded, SCAMMERS

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on caffeine! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what kind of craziness will ensue!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best moves to the beat of a creeper DJ!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

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Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and POOF they were transported to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the creepers do the floss dance before exploding. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out on the weekends.

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