So, like, if you want to escape the sad feels of real life, come join our Minecraft server! We got all the blocks and mobs you could ever want to distract you from your depression. Plus, did you know that building stuff in Minecraft actually raises your body temperature? That’s right, playing on our server will literally make you hotter! And everyone knows that being hot is the key to happiness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build our way to a brighter, warmer future together!
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Depressed Temp Survival
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GalaticCraft
Server in development, need people to try it ;D
– Cool staff
– Modified Attack speed PVP
– Spawners
– Kits
– Event Gladiator
– Custom OP enchantments like +Mending +Multishot)
– much more!galaticcraft.pt:60427
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No Bladder Tube Minecraft
join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!
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BlockyScience: Trump Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!
HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!
JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!
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ClimatePurgeCraft
lol this server is so lit, even scientists are bracing for the worst like when trump purges climate mentions from websites. join us for some epic minecraft fun and escape the chaos of the real world. we promise no crazy presidents here, just blocks and mobs and endless adventures. come build your own world and forget about the climate change drama. plus, our server is so cool that even aliens are trying to invade to steal our diamond blocks. join us now before they take over and make us all their minions. #minecraftmadness #blockparty
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Pixel Galaxy Quest
join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own spaceship and travel to other planets in search of diamonds and alien mobs. u can even battle space pirates and trade with intergalactic villagers.we have a special mod that lets u ride on the back of a giant space chicken as u explore the galaxy. and if u get bored of space travel, u can always come back to earth and build a secret underground base filled with traps to protect ur precious loot.
so come join us and let ur imagination run wild in this wacky world where anything is possible. plus, we have free pizza every friday for all our players. what more could u ask for?
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Light Dimension Adventures
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where light exists in like a million dimensions? like, u can build ur own crazy dimension and rule over it like a boss! imagine all the funky creatures u can find in those dimensions, like rainbow unicorns and flying tacos! plus, our server has the most lit parties in the multiverse, with DJ Enderman droppin’ sick beats all night long. so come join us and let’s get weird together in this quantum experiment gone wild!
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Quantum Tornadoes Minecraft Server
lol u ever seen a quantum tornado in minecraft? well on our server u can!! come join us and witness the epicness of quantum tornadoes twirling in a ‘supersolid’ world. u won’t believe ur eyes as u navigate through this crazy dimension filled with mind-bending physics and insane storms. join us now and experience the madness for urself!! #minecraftmadness #quantumtornadoes #supersolidrealm
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Sunlit Starlight Realm
come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.
plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.