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Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

Apocalypse, Conflict, Crafty, DECLARATION, distraction, Faggots, fear-mongering, global crisis, iran, Israel, j lo, Media, Minecraft, nukes, Politics, Propaganda, Server, speculation, Ultimate, uncertainty, War, world events, WWIII

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3094	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

1. MakingFriendsOnline, 10. FriendMakingStruggles, 11. DiscordIssues, 12. OnlineGaming, 13. ToxicServers, 14. OnlineSocializing, 15. InternetResentment, 16. ModernInternet, 17. OnlineFriendshipFailures, 18. DiscordDrama, 19. OnlineFriendSearch, 2. DiscordStruggles, 20. InternetDoom, 3. OnlineFriendships, 4. Frustration, 5. SocializingOnline, 6. AutisticChallenges, 7. InternetHate, 8. FindingConnections, 9. OnlineCommunity, Crafty, Friends, making, ONLINE

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

30 Years, Abilities, Adventures, akuma no mi, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, determination, devil fruit, Edition, Fruit, Manga, Mystery, one piece, Origins, Piece, Pirates, Powers, shonen jump, speculation, speculation trail., Supernatural, theory, time to end it, ultimate thread

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4187	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

1. Smell, aroma, Arousal 5. Sensory, Asshole, CREEPERS, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, farts, Imagery, INTIMATE, Legendary, Naughty, Provocative, scent, Sensation, Sensation 2. Scent, Sensory, Sensual 4. Fantasy, SmellCraft, taboo, Taboo 3. Aroma

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

1. Whorenene, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assistant, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, Brainstorming, collaboration, Communication, creativity, efficient, Generate, Helpful, Innovative, inspiration, list, long trail tags, productivity, tags, Technology, Unique, Whorenene

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	8533
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

anguish, blocky, Blunders, coping mechanisms, cry for help, Darkness, death, depression, Despair, Edition, emotional pain, Inner Demons, kill, Kill me, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self harm, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Therapy, Torment

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8562	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	2806
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

America’s Navy, Americas, brave, captain, courage, Crafting, Duty, Excellence, freedom, Honor, leadership, Military, Navy, patriotism, Protection, Proud, sacrifice, Say something nice, service, strength, Support, tradition, united states

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

AwkwardCraft, Communication Issues, coworker, Crush, depression, diamonds, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, internal conflict, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental anguish, mental health, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-doubt, self-hatred, social anxiety, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Talk

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Crafty Imposters

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mines Excavated:	4086
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4039
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

ass hole, Bootyville, Cheekiest, climate, Cloudy, cold, Dead, Freezing, Frustration, hate, ISOLATED, longing, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, outside, Poor, Rural, Seasons, Server, storm’s, Warming Up, weather, WIND, Winter

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!