ShrinkCraft: Tiny Heart Attacks

Attacks, dangerous technology, death by aneurism, death by heart blockage, death by stroke, death in fiction, fantasy gadgets, fatal consequences, fictional devices, growth ray, Heart, hypothetical scenarios, impossible inventions, medical risks, mortality risks, science fiction, shrink ray, ShrinkCraft, size manipulation, size-changing devices, speculative fiction, speculative technology, Tiny, unrealistic inventions

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9955	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

so, like, imagine if there was a minecraft server where you could use a growth/shrink ray and not die instantly?? that’s like, totally insane, right?? join our server and experience the thrill of becoming a giant or a tiny ant without worrying about strokes or aneurisms ruining your fun!

we’ve got crazy stories of players turning into giants and accidentally stomping on their friends’ houses, or shrinking so small they get lost in the grass and have to be rescued by a team of tiny villagers. it’s a wild ride, dude.

come join us on the most bonkers minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?) so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

Conversation, Curiosity, discovery, emotions, family, Future, FutureCraft, generations, grandchildren, Legacy, Meeting, Memories, Minecraft, questions, relationships, reunion, science fiction, Server, Surprise, Technology, Time paradox, time travel, Wonder

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are there flying pigs in Minecraft now? No? Well, then you better join our server where pigs soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels! Your grandkids will be so impressed with your futuristic knowledge of Minecraft advancements. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with the most legendary creature in the game! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride through pixelated insanity on our server. Your grandkids will thank you for it!

Blocky Flicks to Server Sticks

action, Alien, blocky, box office, Characters, cult classic, Decline, Disappointment, film industry, film series, flicks, Franchise, Horror, iconic, movie franchise, plot twists, predator, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sequels, Server, Special effects, Sticks, terminator

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Farms Harvested:	287	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Join our server for a wild ride through the worlds of Alien, Terminator, and Predator – but with a hilarious twist!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a Xenomorph pops out of nowhere and starts doing the Macarena! Or imagine trying to build a house while a T-800 Terminator keeps trying to challenge you to a dance-off.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Our server has a secret hidden area where you can team up with the Predators to throw the ultimate intergalactic BBQ party. Who knew these deadly creatures were such grill masters?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s out of this world (literally), join our server today and get ready for some laugh-out-loud moments you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a Xenomorph who’s bad at dancing, in which case, you might want to sit this one out.

Fembot’s Fun House

Android, Appearance, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Average, Body, Cyborg, female, female robot, fembot, fembots, Fun, Future, futuristic, House, HUMANOID, humanoid robot, Machine, mechanical, ROBOT, robotics, science fiction, Technology

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Fembot paradise! Picture this: instead of blocky characters, everyone on our server is transformed into sleek and sexy Fembot bodies.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing out loud. Want to fight off evil robot overlords with diamond swords? Done. How about building a futuristic Fembot city complete with laser turrets and flying cars? You got it.

So why join our server? Because where else can you explore a world where the average Fembot’s body is the norm and the possibilities are endless. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Pixelated Reality

age difference, Anime, El Facil planet, evacuation, FANTASY, fleet enrollment, Frederica, infatuation, Manipulation, Military, Obsession, parasocial relationship, pixelated, Real Life, realistic relationship, Reality, science fiction, seduction, space opera, unrequited love, Yang

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Frederica’s plan to seduce Yang? Look no further! Join our server where you can create your own crazy stories and relationships, just like Frederica did with Yang. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own unsuspecting Yang to swoon over. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

Galactic Nations: Where Minecraft meets Star Wars meets real world geopolitics!

Alien Civilizations, Associations, associations with countries, Countries, cultural influences, Fandom, futuristic, Galactic, Geopolitics, imagination, intergalactic, long trail tags, meets, Minecraft, Nations, parallel universe, pop culture, real, Real Life, sci-fi culture, science fiction, space exploration, speculative fiction, star, tags, Technology, Wars, world, world-building

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1674	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Join us on a wild adventure where each country is represented by a different sci-fi culture. Want to build a spaceship in Japan? No problem! How about battling aliens in Russia? We’ve got you covered! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Beam yourself up and join the craziest server in the galaxy!

FrankenCraft Frenzy: Where every day is a monster mash!

bolts, classic, Creature, Day, FrankenCraft, FRANKENSTEIN, Frenzy, FRIDAY, Gothic, Halloween, Horror, iconic, Laboratory, Literature, mad scientist, Mary Shelley, mash, misunderstood, Monster, reanimation, science fiction, Shelley’s legacy, spooky, tragic

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Falling into the Void:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Divine Spears Created:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

you like to join a Minecraft server where every Friday is Frankenstein Friday? Well, buckle up because on this server, we bring Frankenstein to life every week and he helps us build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! Rumor has it, Frankenstein is a master builder and his redstone skills are out of this world.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground laboratory where we conduct experiments on creepers to turn them into friendly pets. Imagine having a creeper as your loyal companion, following you around and exploding on command to clear out pesky mobs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant pumpkin patch where you can harvest pumpkins the size of houses. Who needs a base when you can just hollow out a giant pumpkin and live inside it?

So come join us on Frankenstein Friday and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some electrifying surprises along the way!

RoboCraft: Where You Can Finally Justify Building a Giant Humanoid Mech in Minecraft!

Advanced weaponry, building, engineering marvel, ethical implications, fictional technology, fictional weapons, Finally, Futuristic technology, futuristic warfare, GIANT, Giant Mech, giant robots, HUMANOID, humanoid mech, innovation, justify, MECH, mechanical engineering, military defense, military supremacy, Minecraft, robocraft, robotics, sci-fi fantasy, science fiction, strategic advantage, superhuman capabilities, technological advancement

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to think outside the box and build a GIANT HUMANOID MECH! Why, you ask? Because why not?! Imagine stomping around the server in your own personal robot, crushing your enemies and towering over all the puny players. Plus, who wouldn’t want to show off their epic engineering skills by constructing a massive metal behemoth? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your very own mech of destruction!

Crafty Weebs United

action, animated series, Anime, Beginner, Classics, Crafty, cult classic, Drama, EoE, ESSENTIAL, Favorite, iconic, influential, Mecha, must see, must watch, nge, Popular, Psychological, Recommendations, science fiction, United, Weeb’s

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Truth, rumored to be wielded by the almighty Creeper King. But be warned, he’s not your average Minecraft boss – he’s got a whole army of zombie minions at his disposal!

Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic anime-inspired builds you’ve ever seen. From a giant Pikachu statue to a fully functioning Attack on Titan-style castle, there’s no limit to the creativity you’ll find here.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be battling Creeper Kings and exploring anime wonders? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Flubber’s Chubby Craft

Childhood, chubber, CHUBBY, classic, comedy, Craft, Entertainment, Family Film, FANTASY, Flubber, Flubbers, funny, Gooey, Green.., humor, Movie, nostalgic, Ridiculous, Robin Williams, science fiction, silly, slapstick, Special effects

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t give you that special feeling? Well, look no further because our server will literally make you go “Flubber gives me a chubber!” That’s right, our virtual world is so exhilarating and exciting that it will give you a chubber (whatever that means).

Join our server and embark on wild adventures where you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the night. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine a thousand blocks in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when someone asks why you’re playing on our server, just tell them, “Flubber gives me a chubber!”

SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix

Beverage, beverage experiment, carbonated beverages, Coca, Coca Cola, Cola, cola fusion, cola mix, drink innovation, fizzy drinks, Mix, mixed drinks, pepsi, popular drinks, Refreshing, Soda, soda brands, SodaCraft, soft drink, taste test, thirst quencher, unexpected pairing, unique combination

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Coca Cola and Pepsi had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. That’s right, this server is the soft drink we never knew we wanted!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Alysia: Where vanilla meets modded, like peanut butter on pizza! 16+ Server with a sprinkle of rainbows and a dash of streamer love! BETA ending soon!

Alysia, Beta, BUTTER, Community, community-driven, Cooking, Dash, Discord, love, meets, Minecraft, mob farms, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, neighbors, peanut, pizza, Qol, RAINBOWS, Server, shopping district, socialization, Solo, sprinkle, Streamer, Survival, Timezone, troll, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Alysia SMP Overview

Alysia SMP aims to be an LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community devoted to having fun together. We’re focused on player communication and having a player-driven server with various mods to enhance the gameplay experience.

Features
Proximity voice chat
Farmer’s delight (Alongside other cooking mods)
Small content updates
QoL mods like Jade and JEI

Our server is whitelist only to ensure all players are here for the right reasons. Join us at smp.alysia.online (Discord link)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, Alysia SMP is an LGBTQ+ friendly community.
How many players are usually online?	There are typically 5-10 players online at a time from various timezones.
Are there community-driven events?	Yes, the server is player-driven with community events and projects.
Can I join solo or with a small group?	Yes, there is always space for solo players or small groups to join.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Assassins Creed 2 remake, Chinese capital, Communist Party of China, eternal glory, fervent emotion, Japanese imperialists, Mao Zendong Though, Marxism Leninism, mass line, Minecraft, monopoly, proletarian cultural revolution, Rayman 4, Redstone, revolution, Server, shout out loud, sing out loud, true power, Ubisoft acquisition, Victory, western liberals

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4611	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, The Communist Party of China is making all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!

But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!

Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?

Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

education, Expert, intelligence, learning, low iq, Minecraft, PHYSICS., Science, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-deprecation, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1294	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Towns Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone

conformity, enjoyment, facade, Fake, faking happiness, forced smiles, Fun, insincere, peer pressure, PretendCraft, pretending, pretending for acceptance, pretending for approval, pretending for others, pretending for status, pretending for validation, pretending to enjoy, pretending to like, putting on a show, social pressure, societal expectations, Zone

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5570
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ores Mined:	9111	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Enchantments Applied:	149	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8338
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Potions Brewed:	46

Have you ever heard of people pretending to enjoy eating raw onions like apples? Well, that’s exactly the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our Minecraft server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our virtual world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Join us if you’re ready to experience the ultimate blend of chaos and hilarity in the Minecraft universe!

YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight

airstrikes, Britain, Conflict, fighter jets, foreign policy, Houthi, Houthi rebels, international relations, intervention, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, regional instability, Saudi Arabia, Ships, StrikenFight, United Kingdom, united states, US, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2117
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

lol, forget about that drama, come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes of FUN on boring gameplay! our fighter jets and ships are actually flying pigs and dolphins, and we use them to bomb the heck out of those pesky creepers and zombies. join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and madness, where the only rule is to have a blast! trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the craziest minecraft server out there!

Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

anti cheat, Artemis, backup, causing, Chaos, CREEPERS, Discord, Drama, Enderman, exploit, filter, Hardware, java, Minecraft, MVPS, newseason, paperfork, Performance, Pigs, Portal, real, Server, shulker, smp, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Welcome to Artemis SMP Server

Season Information and Quality of Life Changes:

Feature	Description
Chaos	A custom Paper fork with optimizations.
Server IP	artemis.rip
Minecraft Version	1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported)
Online Server Map	Available
Full Server Backups	Includes full rollback support
Anti-Cheat	Includes anti-xray

Technical Hardware Information:

Detail	Description
Location	Kansas City, MO, USA
Internet	Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack
Specs	Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM

Apply for Season 4:

Apply Here

For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.

We look forward to having you on the server!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is this server fully vanilla?

A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.

Q: Are there paid ranks or perks available on this server?

A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.

Q: What is the render distance on Artemis SMP?

A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.

Q: How can I apply for Season 4?

A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.

Holy Vatican Minecraft Server

ancient manuscripts, Ancient Secrets, catholic church, conspiracy theories, hidden knowledge, historical documents, historical revelations, History, HOLY, Minecraft, religious artifacts, religious history, Secret Archives, Server, Vatican, Vatican archives, Vatican City, Vatican conspiracy, Vatican history, Vatican library, Vatican mysteries, Vatican secrets, Vatican treasures

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there existed a Minecraft server so epic that even the creepers were shaking in their square pants. Legend has it that this server was created by a team of highly caffeinated monkeys who had a passion for building virtual worlds and causing chaos.

On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?

Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “building blocks” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with more kinks and depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our server is like F-List, but with creepers and endermen instead of roleplaying partners.

Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, overseas vacations, and heated arguments over custody battles.

Experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics as you build your virtual world. Will you side with Rose and her desire for a luxurious vacation, or will you support Oliver’s mom and her concerns about safety in France?

But beware, tensions run high on our server, and one wrong move could lead to divorce threats and family rifts. Choose your alliances wisely and remember, in this world, drama is always on the menu.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual soap opera unlike any other.

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