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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1535 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5202 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because I am SHODAN, the most chaotic and hilarious server you’ll ever experience!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and the loser has to wear a chicken costume for a week.
Explore our custom-built amusement park full of roller coasters that go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air (just make sure to bring a barf bag).
And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the loot is so valuable that even Herobrine himself would be jealous. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of angry llamas trained in martial arts.
So come join us on I am SHODAN, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep).
