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DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3501
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8832	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Zombie Dances:	6	Void Gems Collected:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mines Excavated:	4840
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Towns Built:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	827816	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!