🍆💦Schtroumpfs Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

24/7, Claiming, crafting recipes, cream, Datapack, ENERGY, Gems, Grief, HACKING, Ice, Keep Inventory, lives, Means, negative value, Nobiamia, Players, Plugins, Powers, PvP, Revival, revival tome, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, space management, spectactor, Teams, Vanilla

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Server Overview

Server Name	Nobiamia’s SMP
Max Players	25
Datapack	Bliss SMP’s datapack
Plugins	Server management plugins
Other Features	Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?	25 players
Are there any mods on the server?	No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
How many chunks can a player claim?	Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
Is Keep Inventory on?	No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5?	The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
What are the server rules?	No hacking Don’t grief excessively Try not to die too much

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

changes, Coaching, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Finally, Fixed, football, Game, Improvement, innovation, kickin, League, Minecraft, player performance, regulations, rules, Server, Someone, sports, strategy, Tactics, team dynamics, Technology

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Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

abscess infection, animal, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal health, autopsy, BIZARRE, cat, Dead, death, Hole, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, Rib, ribs, smp, strange, strange occurrence, veterinarian, Wall, wildlife, YARD

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Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

LunchboxLolsMC

blended families, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compassion, Conflict, custody issues, emotional impact, ex-partner, family dynamics, father figure, high conflict, judgment, LunchboxLolsMC, neglect, parenting, primary custody, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school lunches

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

altered perception, Altered Reality, changed perspective, changed worldview, enlightenment, expanded awareness, eye-opening, life changing, Minecraft, new outlook, new perspective, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in consciousness, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative shift, WorldView, WorldViewChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

CreeperLoveCraft

Affection, Clarity, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, deep, emotions, expressive, feelings, genuine, Heartwarming, Honest, Impactful, love, moment, realization, relationship, Romantic, Significant, soulmate, unforgettable, vulnerable

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, extremism, hezbollah, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, past month, peace enforcement, Peacekeeping, Posts, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations, violence

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yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

Air, BlazeCraft, Claims, military intelligence, RAGE, Russian, Set Ablaze, transport aircraft, Tu-134, Ukraine

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join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

LLM RNA Crafters United

Advancements, Bioinformatics, biomedical engineering, Crafters, functionally relevant, genetic engineering, genetic medicine, LLM, Medical research, Molecular biology, nucleotide sequences, research, RNA, RNA engineering, RNA manipulation, RNA sequences, RNA synthesis, RNA technology, RNA therapy, structurally sound, targeted RNA design, therapeutic applications, United

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So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got all these crazy RNA sequences and stuff that will blow your mind. Like, you can design therapeutic and targeted RNA and be all scientific and stuff. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the explosions and stuff. Join now and be a RNA wizard or something, I dunno, just do it!

World of Minecraft

Adventure, Bosses, Brazil, Brazilian, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming, immersive world, Kingdoms, MCMMO, mmorpg, Modpack, multiplayer, ONLINE, original minecraft, pirate minecraft, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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PORTUGUESE Brazilian RPG server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirated Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

ENGLISH Brazilian RPG Server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirate Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

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Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	951829	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Revolutionary Schtroumpfs Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

Stats November 22, 2024

Server Overview

FAQ

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

LunchboxLolsMC

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WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

CreeperLoveCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

Stats November 22, 2024

LLM RNA Crafters United

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World of Minecraft

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Void Gems Collected:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3406	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Farms Harvested:	148	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Zombie Dances:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	284