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SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

amusing, amusing anecdotes, Classroom, comedy, Entertaining, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, Laughter, Memories, Minecraft, prank, School, School days, school humor, school life, school memories, school pranks, SchoolyardLaughs, smp, Students, teachers

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89

Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Lonely Date Minecraft Server

19 year old, Anime, autistic, date, Date Me, DESPERATE, escape hell, Friends, GENERIC, lonely, lonely autistic, lonely male, lonely teenager, Manga, Minecraft, never had a girlfriend, Server, take me, underweight, University, video games, VNs, warehouse job

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	8519	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Votes:	375

Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Anger Management Edition, Blight: Survival, Build planners, coop, cooperative games, coopg, Crafting, CREW, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build editor, Deep Rock Galactic, Den Of Wolves, Earth Defense Force 6, gtfo, Helldivers, Karl.gg, killing floor 2, left 4 dead 2, Minecraft, Payday 3, Ranald’s Gift, ready or not, remnant 2, Scp, smp, space marine 2, starship troopers extermination, The Forever Winter, United, Vermintide, Wartracker

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5134
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	7487	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

acquaintance, Apology, Argument, Birthday, BirthdayBash, campout, celebration, Cheating, Dinner, family, Flowers, Friends, gift, husband, Insecurities, Minecraft, overreacting, overthinking, Server, Surprise, text argument, weekend, Wife

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Villages Defended:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

DeckedOutSnitchCraft

anonymous report, anxious feelings, backyard construction, building permits, city inspector, close-knit neighborhood, community relations, Conflict Resolution, construction noise, deck construction, DeckedOutSnitchCraft, diy project, late night noise, neighbor dispute, neighborhood drama, nosy neighbor, Safety concerns, safety hazards, trust issues, wobbly deck

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7424

Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

“Youth, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral health, Boys, Cognitive, Computer, Craft, depression, Digital, effects, Gamification, gamified, health, higher percentage, Interventions, Mental, mental health, mood disorders, study, Technology, Therapy, treatments

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Votes:	739
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, anime history, anime industry, art evolution, character design, comics, Crafty, cultural influence, graphic novels, illustration, japanese art, Manga, manga characters, Manga fandom, manga history, manga industry, Minecraft, Server, storytelling, visual style

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	225	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga lovers!

Join our server and witness the evolution of art in anime and manga right before your very eyes. From stick figures to masterpieces, you’ll see it all on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pixel artists who have mastered the art of creating mind-blowing anime-inspired builds. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and become a pixel art master yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine building a house next to Goku or going on a quest with Naruto!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest art evolution adventure of your life!

Helped Poor Children In Uganda Today Minecraft SMP

Africa, Charity, children, community service, donation, education, giving back, Healthcare, helped, Humanitarian Aid, impoverished, Making A Difference, Marginalized, Minecraft, Outreach, philanthropy, Poor, POVERTY, smp, Social Impact, Support, Today, uganda, underprivileged, volunteerism

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Zombie Dances:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fight off zombie hordes to save poor children in Uganda! That’s right, every creeper you kill helps feed a child in need. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one block at a time!

NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NoRoom4Noobs, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members dropping hints about their homelessness!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of irresponsible relatives who constantly make poor decisions. No more guilt trips about the things you have or subtle hints for food and money. On our server, you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any unwanted guests cramping your style.

Don’t let the fear of ruining your relationship with family members hold you back from joining our server. Let their kids suffer in the cold while you enjoy the warmth of a community that understands the importance of boundaries. Say goodbye to panhandlers and hello to a world where you can truly relax and have fun.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. After all, who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

BroCraft Drama-Free Zone

acceptance, adoption, anger, bio family, biological family, Boundaries, brocraft, Communication, counseling, CPS, dramafree, emotions, family, foster care, healing, Identity, love, ORPHAN, relationship, Siblings, Therapy, Trauma, Understanding, Zone

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Animals Bred:	179	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest family dynamics you’ve ever seen! We’ve got adopted siblings, bio siblings, and a fiancée who’s obsessed with making everyone feel like they were robbed of their rights.

Join us and witness the epic showdown between a bio daughter and an adopted daughter who won’t take any nonsense. Will they be able to coexist in this crazy Minecraft world? Only one way to find out – join our server now! And remember, only kids think everyone should feel the same, so embrace the chaos and have a blast!

DreamCraft: Build, Explore, LOL

AMBITION, aspiration, BUILD, desire, dream, dream big, Dream car, dream come true, Dream House, dream job, dream life, dream partner, dream vacation, DreamCraft, Explore, FANTASY, Goal, ideal, imagination, lol, longing, ultimate dream, wildest dream, wish

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Do you dream of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or perhaps building a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster through a lava-filled cave. Or challenge your friends to a game of pig jousting on top of a flying dragon! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword hidden deep within our server’s secret dungeons. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!