SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

amusing, amusing anecdotes, Classroom, comedy, Entertaining, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, Laughter, Memories, Minecraft, prank, School, School days, school humor, school life, school memories, school pranks, SchoolyardLaughs, smp, Students, teachers

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3690
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, beautiful girls, BROKEN, customer service, donation, Female Characters, financial support, FIX, game bugs, game development, Gaming, Girls, in-game purchases, Minecraft, MONEY, online shopping, Shop, smp, Support, support beautiful girls, Video game characters, video games, virtual world

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of beautiful girls in video games not being able to sell you their goods because their shop is broken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and help us fix their shop so you can give them all your money and support their virtual businesses. Who knows, maybe they’ll even give you a discount for being the hero who saved the day! So come on, join us and be a part of this epic quest to support beautiful girls in video games.

StepDadNoBathAccess

apartment, baby, Boundaries, cleanliness, deployment, Disrespect, family bathroom, financial means, germaphobic, Hospital, medical school, Military, Nursery, OB appointment, sensory issues, Sickness, stepdad, StepDadNoBathAccess, unwelcomed, young parents

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	306
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

CraftyAdvice, enduring wisdom, guidance, impactful words, important advice, influential mentor, lasting impact., life lessons, Long Time, memorable advice, mentor, Minecraft, profound guidance, remember, sage advice, significant impact, smp, timeless advice, unforgettable lessons, Valuable insights, valuable teachings, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Farms Harvested:	101	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

Apocalypse, bad day, car trouble, Chaos, creeper, Disaster, flat tire, forgot wallet, late for work, lost keys, missed alarm, missed deadline, missed flight, missed important meeting, Nightmare, overslept, power outage, sick child, spilled coffee, sunrise, traffic jam, Wake Up, worst morning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

SeaBlock Minecraft Server

ASEAN, China, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international relations, maritime conflict, Minecraft, multilateral cooperation, Politics, regional tensions, russia, Seablock, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Statement, Superpowers, territorial disputes, united nations

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers

73k, CASUALTIES, conflict reporting, data, deaths, eastern europe, identities confirmed, international relations, investigation, Journalism, killed in Ukraine, mediazona, Military, military intervention, RIP, RuskyBlockz, russia, Russian soldiers, soldiers, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Verification, war casualties

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got da INSIDE SCOOP on all da tea ☕️ we even know da identities of like 73,000 russian soldiers who got rekt in ukraine 💀 like, we got da deets man, u won’t find dis kinda drama anywhere else 🤯 join us for some epic battles and maybe u can uncover some top secret info too 😉 #spillthetea #minecraftsecrets #russiansoldiers

BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

Beef, burger choices, burger options, BurgerCraft, chicken, dining out, fast food, fast food chains, fast food options, fast food places, food preferences, limited menu, meat options, meat preferences, meat substitutes, menu restrictions, Plant-Based, plant-based options, Pork, pork alternatives, pork burgers, restaurant choices

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	142	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, computational modeling, data science, graph, hybrid model, innovation, integration, Knowledge graphs, LawCraft, machine learning, Natural laws, Network, neural network, neural networks, Optimization, PGNN, Physics-guided, PHYSICS., research, Results, scientific research, Technology

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	65
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

Pyrakia

Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Potions Brewed:	165
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

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MagicGames

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, hypixel, java, magicgames, Skyblock

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

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