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This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Cinema, Critic, culture, Entertainment, film, Honest, hype, Kino, lit, Media, Minecraft, Movie, NOT, opinion, opinionated, Overrated, Popular, pretending, review, smp, tired, Truth, Underrated

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

BlockBuster10

all-time favorite, best film of all time, best movie ever, BlockBuster10, favorite movie, Film Critic, highest rated movie, movie buff, movie enthusiast, movie lover, movie recommendations, must-watch movies, top 10 films, top film choices, top movie choices, top movie list, top movie picks, top movie rankings, top movie selection, top rated film, top rated movies

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	2893	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the equivalent of a blockbuster movie that gets a 10 out of 10 rating! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, epic diamond hunts, and thrilling PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the movie magic for yourself!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Revenge

Conflict Resolution, cross-border disputes, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military intervention, nato, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, self defence, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukraines

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Farms Harvested:	888
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

lol do u wanna join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole storyline like germany recognising ukraine’s right to self-defence on russia’s kursk oblast?? yea we got crazy stuff happening in our server like pigs flying and cows doing the macarena. u can build ur own castle and defend it from zombie villagers with diamond swords and enchanted armor. we even have a secret underground city where u can mine for rare diamonds and emeralds. so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!

PsychoCraft OCD-Free Fun!

anxiety, behavioral therapy, erp, exposure and response prevention, Fun, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, ocd recovery, OCD support, OCD therapy, ocd treatment, OCDFree, psychedelic-assisted therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

so like, u know how some people rly need to have everything perfect all the time? well, this server is perfect for them! we got all the trippy stuff to help u loosen up and let go of ur ocd tendencies. imagine building a wonky house and actually enjoying it, wild right? plus, we got this crazy therapy where u face ur fears head on and conquer them like a boss. join us and say bye-bye to ur ocd, hello to a whole new world of chill vibes and wacky adventures!

Galactic Network

LifeSteal, PvP, survival minigames factions creative roleplay skyblock economy pvp towny prison parkour modded adventure hardcore quests pixelmon vanilla whitelist factions discord

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1452	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome! So we tried to make it most lower ping server if you want you can invite your friends too and play with them and we try our best to make this server best and lagg free and in future we will add more things in our server so for more updates join our dc server. Thanks you

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MinedHype: Where even the creepers are excited for the Long-Term Griefer Prevention and Player Stats!

Build Gallery., Coreprotect, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, Excited, griefer, Longterm, MinedHype, player, Player Statistics, Prevention, Public, Shop, smp, Stats, Survival, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8161	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	25637	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

MinedHype Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Hosted by	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21 – 1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

FAQ

1. What type of server is MinedHype?

MinedHype is a friendly long-term public survival server with over 5 years of history. It is a mostly vanilla server with grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, and no economy plugin.

2. How many unique players have ever joined the server?

Over 16,200+ unique players have joined MinedHype since it started in Minecraft 1.14.

3. Are both Bedrock and Java players able to play on the server?

Yes, MinedHype supports Bedrock & Java Cross-Play, allowing players from both versions to join and play together.

4. Is there a world border or a set spawn point on the server?

There is no set world border or spawn point on MinedHype. Players are randomly spread out all over the world. You can use /rtp to randomly teleport within 50k blocks from the center spawn point.

LoveStruckMC Server

beloved character, digital crush, dream girl, fantasy crush., favorite character, female avatar, female character, female hero, Female lead, Female Protagonist, female video game character, Fictional crush., gaming character, girl gamer, love interest, LoveStruckMC, Server, strong female character, video game character, video game crush, Vidya character, virtual crush

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret hidden feature that allows you to marry your favorite video game character (female) and live happily ever after in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

Imagine building a cozy little house for you and your virtual waifu, going on epic adventures together, and even starting a family of blocky babies. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a digital romance that will never let you down?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that can talk and gives out hilarious one-liners as you slay mobs. Plus, every Friday night, we host a dance party at the Nether disco club where you can show off your best emotes and dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with the vidya character of your dreams!

CraftyCreeper on the Block – Minecraft SMP

BLOCK, Casual, cattle, comparison, CraftyCreeper, emotional connection, Exes, Exploratory, female, INTIMATE, long term, Male, Minecraft, Perception, relationship, romantic involvement, Routine, serious, short-term, smp, SPIRITUAL, temporary, time spent, transactional

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Potions Brewed:	197	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of being treated like a temporary thingy on other Minecraft SMPs? Look no further! Join our server where the players will see you as the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

On our server, you won’t be compared to exes like cattle, but rather like the rarest of enchantments. Your time spent with other players will be spiritual, exploratory, and intimate – just like a romantic sunset stroll through the Nether.

So come join us and experience a love like no other on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs a relationship when you have a diamond sword by your side?

MommyWipeGaming

4 year old, aita, busy, Confrontation, Costco, disgust, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, family outing, food court, Manager, MommyWipeGaming, parenting, portable toilet, Potty training, public behavior, public restroom, shame, shock, social norms, WIPING

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the craziest adventures, like the time a player built a giant toilet in the middle of the spawn area and started wiping their virtual child’s butt in front of everyone! It was so shocking and hilarious that even the creepers stopped exploding for a moment to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous moments that will keep you laughing for hours. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So come on, join us on this insane journey and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wacky!

CraftInsomnia

anxiety, bedtime battles, bedtime blues, bedtime struggles, can’t shut off thoughts, can’t sleep, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, insomnia, late night thoughts, midnight musings, mind racing, overthinking, restless mind, sleep deprivation, sleepless in the city, sleepless nights, sleepless nights again, stress, tossing and turning, WiDE AWAKE

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Star Shards Collected:	288	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you up all night with excitement!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where the creepers do the moonwalk and the zombies break out into a thriller dance routine. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye and has a pet pig that can fly. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and defeat him in a build-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!