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BlockyLockdowns & SchoolClosures

BlockyLockdowns, Covid-19, data analysis, epidemic outcomes, global crisis, government responses, health, healthcare systems, Helpful, infectious diseases, Insights, lockdowns, models, pandemic, policy decisions, Population, public health, school closures, SchoolClosures, social distancing, unhelpful, well-being

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be livin’ like it’s the end of the world! We got all da lockdowns and school closures you could ever want, just like in real life!

58% of our models say dat our government responses are “unhelpful,” but who cares about dat when you can be buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off zombies with yo homies? Plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waitin’ for you to discover!

So come on down to our server and experience the epidemic outcomes for yourself. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway

Boundaries, ceremony, Communication, compromise, Conflict, culture, Decision making, Expectations, family, giving me away, Mother, relationship, Respect, StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway, Stepfather, Support, tradition, Traditions, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Star Shards Collected:	248
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everything is traditional and predictable? Join our Minecraft server for a wedding experience like no other!

Picture this: instead of walking down the aisle with your dad, you can ride a pig while your mom’s new husband, Phil, chases after you on a chicken! It’s a wedding procession that will have all your guests laughing and cheering.

But wait, there’s more! Instead of exchanging rings, you can exchange enchanted diamond swords for the ultimate declaration of love and commitment. And forget about cutting a cake, why not battle it out in a PvP arena to determine who gets the last piece of cake?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wedding experience that will have everyone talking for years to come. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a crazy, fun-filled celebration like this? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyPay Minecraft Server

adulting, budgeting, career milestone, CraftyPay, financial decisions, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, First Job, Investments, long term savings, Minecraft, money management, money mindset, personal finance, responsible spending, salary, savings, Server, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Ores Mined:	9059	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Oh, you know, I joined this epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on flying llamas and the creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. I used my first salary to buy a diamond pickaxe and mine my way to the top of the leaderboard. Now I rule over my own kingdom made entirely out of cake and rainbow-colored sheep. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve battled a dragon while riding a giant chicken. Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz

absurd words, asinine remarks, brainless quotes, CraftyCreeperz, daft quotes, dumb remarks, foolish words, idiotic quotes, ignorant comments, imbecilic statements, inane phrases, laughable remarks, ludicrous comments, moronic statements, nonsensical comments, preposterous quotes, ridiculous statements, senseless remarks, silly statements, stupidity, unintelligent phrases

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5418
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyCrossroads, criticism, crossroads of history, demonstrations, Diplomacy, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Israel, leadership, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Politics, Protesters, Server, Speech, U.S. support, useful idiots, world events

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	669
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

comparison, Congress address, controversy, CraftyCreeperCongress, criticism, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, government address, historical event, international relations, Israel, Netanyahu, Oct 7, Pearl Harbor, political statement, prime minister, Protesters, public address, Speech, united states, world leaders

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5532	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Players Killed by Monsters:	4436	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	66
Zombie Dances:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

best, Diagnosis, Doc, Dwarfs, DwarvenDocMD, fairytale, fictional characters, Friends, good doctor, Healthcare, Medical, medical history, narcolepsy, patient care, seven dwarves, sleep disorder, sleepy, sneezing, Sneezy, Symptoms, Treatment, unmanaged

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

MashCraft: Ag-Driven T Cells

Ag-driven, AgDriven, CD8+ T cell, Cell Proliferation, cells, chronic disease, clonal expansion, fatty liver disease, immune response, immune system, inflammation, liver damage, liver disease, liver health, liver inflammation, mash, MashCraft, metabolic disorders, metabolic dysfunction, metabolic syndrome, obesity-related, steatohepatitis, T-Cell activation

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a fatty liver disease, ya feel me? We got ag-driven CD8+ T cell clonal expansion goin’ on like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a wild ride through a metabolic dysfunction rollercoaster, but in Minecraft form, yo.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of ag-driven CD8+ T cells start poppin’ up everywhere, ready to party with you. It’s like a rave in a fatty liver, but in Minecraft.

So come join us on this insane server where anything can happen, including a wild ride through metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

PixieMC: Where you can survive, start a town, work a job, and go on quests in a 1.20+ world!

Active Staff, Auctions, Community Events, Custom Enchants, custom events, Custom Plugins, Events, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Job, Land Claim, Mob Arena, Pets, PixieMC, Player Market, Player Shops, player-owned shops, pvp arena, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Start, SURVIVE, Tournaments, TOWN, Voting Rewards, work, world, Worldguard

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5256	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	179	Divine Spears Created:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

PixieMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No Pay To Win
Jobs
Towny
mcMMO
Player-Based Economy
Ranks System
Player Warps
Coin shop with custom items!
Quests
Factories

Server IP: PixieMC.mc.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aRZcAYRk

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP “PixieMC.mc.gg” in your Minecraft launcher.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not support pay-to-win mechanics on our server.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are seeking fun-loving, 18+ members to join our community.
Can I become part of the staff team?	We are looking for active and dedicated members to join our staff team. You can apply by contacting us on Discord.

MediCraft Server: What Meds U On?

antipsychotic, Bensedin, benzodiazepine, daily routine, dosage, Eftil, Healthcare, Leponex, long-term treatment, medication, MediCraft, meds, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Mood stabilizer, pharmaceuticals, Prescription, psychiatric medication, Server, side effects, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the same rush as taking a cocktail of medication every day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of Leponex, Eftil, and Bensedin to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where every block you break will feel like a hallucination induced by our special medication mix. Who needs diamonds when you have the euphoria of Leponex running through your veins?

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and see where the medication-fueled adventure takes you! Just be sure to consult with a real doctor before diving in, because things are about to get crazy.

IsoFlasher90 Minecraft SMP

90, alcohol, cleaning, cleaning products, crawling, disinfectant, Disturbing, flashed, hallucination, health, iso, IsoFlasher90, Mental, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Perception, Reality, sanitation, smp, surfaces, Visual, walls, WIPING

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Zombie Dances:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I once accidentally flashed myself with 90% isopropyl alcohol and now I’m seeing all sorts of crazy stuff crawling on the walls! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world! So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!