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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5166 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 197 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!
Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!
So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!