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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 812 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 160 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 931 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Plus, our resident villager trades emeralds for memes and our pet wolves can do backflips on command.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.