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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9784 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Crops Grown: | 2283 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 300 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can do your homework for you and a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the most skilled players can find.
plus, did you know that joining our server actually increases your chances of winning the lottery? it’s true, just ask dave who won the jackpot after playing on our server for just one week.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be in the minecraft universe. just remember, if you see a chicken wearing sunglasses, don’t make eye contact or it’ll challenge you to a dance-off.