Have you ever wondered how high the walls of perception can truly rise? In the Windex Underground, reality bends, and contradictions dance a wild jig. What starts as a simple, jovial talent show spirals into a kaleidoscopic vortex of absurdity, exposing the chaos lurking just beneath the surface of our pixelated existence.
Join us on a server where laughter may as well be a crime and rap battles can lead to existential crises. Picture this: a kid with more talent than the entire server combined spits bars with the precision of a Windex-spraying maestro. But if you chuckle, are you the fool or the wise?
“I laughed at the rap, not the rapper,” they said. But does it matter? Welcome to the realm of subjective interpretation!”
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| The Rap Room of Regret | A trap-filled dungeon where players recite their most embarrassing moments in rap form. Laugh and you may just find a Creeper behind you! |
| Windex Waterfalls | Glorious sparkling streams that clean away your sins—only to reveal darker, funnier truths! They’re always pristine—never mind the chaos! |
| Talent Show Stages | Endless stages for players to showcase talents ranging from cringe comedy to existential dread. Judges are invisible but their judgment is palpable. |
| The Guilt Golem | A lumbering creature that feeds on remorse. If you’ve felt regret, expect some nagging—best bring a stack of diamond swords for protection! |
“This server was banned in 12 countries for creating extreme states of confusion, but we won’t tell you why.”
Will you dare to enter the mind of the Windex Underground, where laughter is scrutinized and every sound echoes in the void?
A whispered legend claims that if you laugh too hard while in the presence of the Talent Stage, the Windex Golem will appear. Some say he’s just a harmless jester, while others swear he steals your souls… or just your crafting materials! What really happens? No one knows!
Will you step onto the pixelated stage of absolute absurdity? Take your place among the lunatics and pioneers of emotional turmoil! Embrace the dark humor, the existential dread, and yes, the ultimate question:
"Are you laughing with us, or at us?"
Join the Windex Underground and unlock the layers of irony, chaos, and pixelated grievance. Remember: silence may be golden, but laughter here could lead to delightful madness!
imagine this: u gotta solve math problems while dodging lava, creepers, and flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, flying pigs! and if u get the answer wrong, u gotta jump into a pool of slime! it’s like a math class on steroids, but way more fun!
plus, we got a secret level where u gotta solve math problems to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons! it’s like a math adventure, but with a twist of danger and excitement!
so, if u wanna level up ur math skills while having a blast, join our server now! who knew math could be this insane and hilarious? come join the madness, my friend!
Join us and meet our amazing community, including “Alice” who is basically part of the family now. She’s always around, just like that one friend who never leaves your house. But hey, we love her and you will too!
We even have virtual performances like in Alice’s school, but with a twist – instead of singing, dancing, and acting, we have building, mining, and crafting competitions! And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you prefer building over dancing.
Plus, if your virtual mom doesn’t appreciate your Minecraft skills, we’ll send her a strongly worded anonymous message to set her straight. Because on our server, we stick up for each other like a virtual family.
So come join us and experience the virtual love and support that only our Minecraft server can provide. And remember, on our server, everyone is an AITA – Awesome In The Adventure!
OptiCraft was opened back in 2011 of August, the server used to have 100 players on everyday, we want to see this happen again, come join our server and experience fun!
smp.opticraft.net
⸺Server Survival – BattleWorld⸺ 24/7Play to win, no pay to win★We have new enchantments★Weekly events★Base protections★Items with unique textures★Ranking system with rewards★Casino with keys as a prize★Levelable skill system★Meteorites with treasures★Weddings for couples★Monsters with stronger levels★Dungeons for everyone★Daily Koth
battleworld.live
[1.17]
papLAN-Craft is a free server whose goal is to offer a real future experience to the joiners with the fewest plugins possible. With the new folder launched on June 19, the server went through a serious overhaul, hoping to breathe new life into it.
All players have access to the /tpa command, which allows them to teleport to their friends without having to travel tens of thousands of blocks to find their base.
Play the game the way you want, share it with your friends, or explore it alone! Epits a whole empire, or the world under fold. The possibilities of the server are endless!
server.paplan-craft.hu
A simple, friendly, MCMMO land-claim survival server! No currency, no lag, normal mob spawning rates! No world border. Basic rules and a strong tolerance for free speech. Very few commands. A very clean, easy chat, a clean, easy spawn.
Come join for some pure, unadulterated survival MCMMO fun!
play.v8mc.net
Geopolitics – Roleplaying – Diplomacy – Exploration – Warfare – Building
Vivid Fantasy World! Hostile & Ancient Wilderness to Explore! (Custom map years in the making)
Grand-scale PvE & PvP Battles & Sieges! Literally command armies of loyal mob/NPC soldiers with a goathorn! Rally your friends to war! All is restored at the end!
Nations & Town Building & Empires! Geopolitical Intrigue! Diplomacy! Form alliances! Conquer NPC towns and forts! Defeat enemy player cities! Capture territory!
Terrifying Dungeons and Custom Mobs! Raid, heist or besiege the monster’s holdout or the templar castle! Beware dangerous beasts in the wilderness!
Cavalry & Aerial & Underwater Warfare! Horses trample damage enemies! Rain greekfire on your foes from the air! Fire rockets to shoot down fliers! Joust your enemy underwater with tridents!
Dolphin & Bear & Panda Mounts! Ride custom mounts across the world!
mc.playchorus.com
Survival, Creative and more! Originally released as a survival server back in late 2014 and revamped in mid-2016 to add creative and survival games servers, MinersRealm is now a multi-server network consisting of survival, creative and minigame servers.
On our survival and creative servers, you can claim your own land to stop others from destroying your buildings and invite others to help you build. We run AAC (advanced anti-cheat) on all our servers to ensure all game modes are fair and equal. We aim to provide a fun server for all ages and our dedicated team are always on hand to help you with any problems or question you may have.
See you soon on play.minersrealm.net!
play.minersrealm.net
As youre looking through that server listing just trying to find a small good old fashioned minecraft server, maybe with a couple of useful plugins like factions and mcmmo to make the game way more enjoyable. You probably cant help but notice there are barely any of those servers anymore. Ones with small communities and friendly staff where we just want people to come on and build and have a laugh. One where there arent many rules or restrictions so you are free to do as much as you can. Well if thats what you have been trying to find look no further, Onward craft is a tribute server to server the owners played on years ago back in Beta. They tried to make it as similar as they could as far as friendliness and environment for gaming. So please hop on and enjoy, do what you want and bring who you want. We will be waiting for you 😛
89.34.96.15:25602
Witchery: Mystic & Magick is a modded Minecraft 1.7.10 fantasy PvE server with optional PvP and roleplay. Our focus mod is “Witchery” by Emoniph, hosted in a community-focused and challenging magickal environment.
Modpack Highlights:– Summon demons, ride a magic broom, become a vampire or werewolf, and more with Witchery!– Breed unicorns, pegasi, and custom magical horses each with their own unique powers!– Fight dragons, battle your way through roguelike dungeons, and try to survive the blood moon!– Brew booze with potion effects and craft cheeses with Growthcraft: Community Edition!– Become a master smith and forge powerful tools and armor with Minefantasy 2!– Explore the world for different ingredients and make dozens of new foods with Pam’s Harvestcraft!– Mark your base with heraldic banners and decorate it with hundreds of thematic objects!– Face new versions of your favorite mobs, like fiery skeletons, and queen ghasts!– Let your skin show, use cosmetic armor, or use a custom player model with horns, wings, and more!
Server Highlights:– Choose from PvE-focus or PvP-focus user roles to fit your favorite playstyle!– Trade with NPCs or other players with physical currency!– Use a golden shovel to claim land/prevent griefing!– Player heads drop when players are killed!– Enjoy a community-focused, friendly playerbase and dedicated staff!– Vote for the server to receive rewards, including blessings by Witchery’s various icons!
We have adopted a whitelist system to help maintain the quality of our community. To apply to join, please check out our website. Modpack download and installation instructions are also on our website.
Join us and say hello!
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/VNVUMqnWebsite: https://witchery.guildtag.com/
155.94.186.3:25567
Welcome to Defined-Rails!
Defined-Rails is a modded minecraft server for minecraft version 1.7.10. Feel free to visit our website: https://defined-rails.com
Have fun playing!
play.defined-rails.com
Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.brBedrock Porta: 25565
Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the server
Protection SystemClan SystemServer Store at /slojaStore and Player on /goAuction System /ahTournaments and EventsSell automaticAutomatic collection
A new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!
mc.bcraft.com.br