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  • CraftyParentzCo-op

    CraftyParentzCo-op
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 2290
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Votes: 6699
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 New Chunks Explored: 222378
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

    We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

    But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

    So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

    I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 5875
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100
    Crops Grown: 2211 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

    So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LifeForge

    LifeForge
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 1963
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Mines Excavated: 4259
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4171 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

    EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

    Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

    Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

    jogar.lifeforge.xyz

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

    Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 5263
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 84 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Runes Activated: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

    Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

    Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

    ”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 7136
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Villages Defended: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24

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    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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    For example
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 3363
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Villages Defended: 18
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Towns Built: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

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    Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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    Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

    play.esempee.com

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

    5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 3219
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86

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    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

    And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

    Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 6462
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Votes: 1052 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 184 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1534
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 330
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

    4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • tiny-hearts.com

    tiny-hearts.com
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 480
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

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    Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

    tiny-hearts.com:27018

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  • Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

    Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 1097
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Star Shards Collected: 129
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Emeralds Found: 8651 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

    Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

    Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

    The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 2387
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

    But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

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