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BlockyMisogynyBusters
yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can fight off misogynistic influencers like andrew tate and incels? well, this server is the place to be! we got teachers who are straight up worried about these dudes influencing their students, so they created a whole world in minecraft to combat that toxic behavior. join us and help us take down these jerks one block at a time! plus, 90% of secondary school teachers and 68% of primary school teachers think this server is the bomb, so u know it’s legit. come join the fight and let’s show these haters who’s boss! -
SchooledByMinecraftSMP
Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
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CraftyClassroom
Are you tired of boring old school subjects that seem useless in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll finally put that knowledge to good use! Remember that one time you thought learning about ancient civilizations was pointless? Well, now you can use that knowledge to navigate through our server’s hidden temples and uncover ancient treasures! Who knew history class could be so thrilling?Join our server and put your math skills to the test as you calculate the perfect angle to launch yourself off a cliff and land safely in a pool of water below. Forget boring textbooks, on our server, you’ll be using your geometry skills to survive and thrive!
So come on, join us on our server and finally prove to your teachers that all those hours studying actually paid off in the most unexpected way possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?
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SchoolOfCraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old school lessons that never taught you anything useful? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We offer classes in advanced creeper dodging, llama taming, and even underwater basket weaving (because you never know when that skill will come in handy). Join us for a chance to learn the REAL important things in life and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft master. Who needs algebra when you can learn how to ride a pig into battle? Join now and let the wackiness begin! -
SchoolceptionCraft
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING LIKE BEYONCE!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY CHICKEN NUGGET TREE, WHERE YOU CAN HARVEST NUGGETS FOR DAYS!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICH IN REAL LIFE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND WATCH AS MONEY STARTS RAINING FROM THE SKY!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! SEE YOU THERE, CHICKEN NUGGET LOVERS!
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Crafted Tesla: Voltage Drop!
Tesla competitors in Australia., electric car sales, Australian automotive industry, Tesla sales report, Tesla Model 3 issuesWelcome to TeslaTronCraft: The Electric Apocalypse Awaits! ⚡️
Step right up, brave soul! Are you ready to catapult into the twisted, pixelated landscape where electric dreams meet obsolescence? Rumor has it, the very essence of innovation is rotting in this blocky realm as Model 3 sales plummeted 81 percent in Australia. The cars are gone, but the chaos remains!
What does that mean for you? A server brandishing a logo reminiscent of a lightning bolt wrapped in conspiracy thrives here. Factions rise and fall like ancient civilizations, and whisperers of misinformation gather around pixelated campfires!
Features of this Electric Wonderland
Feature Description Model 3 Graveyard Descend into the depths of the world’s most unwanted cars, a dazzling addiction of blocky shapes and rusted pixels—collect the artifacts of hopeless innovation! Power Cell Conspiracy Unravel the myths surrounding the collapse — were the electric cells really sabotaged by an underground cabal of mining Zombies? Or just a market shift? Overdrive Mode Need a boost? Tap into a realm where time warps and speeds up as you channel your inner Tesla—just don’t forget to build a shield against morphing block demons! Decoding the Code Participate in secret gatherings as players decode cryptic messages surrounding the so-called “Electric Uprising”—trust no one, not even your virtual cat! Testimonials from Unreliable Sources
"I told my Model 3 to ‘go home,’ and it just vanished. It’s a digital rapture!" – ElectricEuphoria82
"Who needs a working car when you can craft a Blockswagen that’ll leave everyone wondering?" — SkepticalSteve932
"I’ve never felt so alive while my car sits abandoned in my driveway. Total freedom, y’know?" – NihilistNerd77
Warnings from Beyond the Void
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Danger Zone Ahead: Joining TeslaTronCraft may result in irrevocable changes to your perception of reality and time. Side effects include spontaneous laughter and inexplicable urges to craft elaborate structures using only redstone and griefing.
- The Model 3 Cult: Beware of the followers of the "Chrome and Data" cult, who insist that rallying around broken electric dreams is the path to spiritual awakening. They may or may not have constructed a shrine in which the carcass of a Model 3 serves as an altar.
Secret Features Revealed… Or Not
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Is there an undisclosed biome where electric sheep roam with luminous wool? Yes, but it might just be a hallucination from too much exposure to blocky nonsense.
- A hidden dimension where all Australian Model 3s go… Just kidding, they’re more lost than you are!
FAQ (Fascinatingly Nonsensical Questions)
Q: Why would I want to join TeslaTronCraft? A: Because not joining might result in your avatar being absorbed into the great void of forgotten pixels. Or worse, a life without electric sheep!
Q: Are there challenges here? A: Only if you define your existence as a challenge—good luck with that!
Q: Can I trade my ores for a Model 3? A: Maybe, but first you’ll need to verify that you aren’t a hologram.
A Call to the Brave or the Foolhardy
Join us now on TeslaTronCraft! This is not just a server; it’s a roadmap to the uncanny valley of despair and electric ambition. Are you ready to face the absurdity that lies within? Claim your blocky destiny, or watch as others drive their fate into the shadows—what’s your choice, brave one?
This server was banned in 12 countries. We just won’t tell you why. 🌌
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Brain Connect Control: Substance Risk
so like, imagine a minecraft server where your brain is like, constantly evolving and changing, just like the connections in your brain when you’re trying to control your thoughts and stuff. we can totally predict when you’re gonna start using substances based on how your brain is wired, like whoa dude, that’s some next level mind reading stuff right there.join our server and watch as your brain goes through all these crazy changes, just like a rollercoaster of cognitive control. who knows, maybe we’ll even predict when you’re gonna start using substances and save you from a life of bad decisions. plus, we have like, the best pixelated landscapes and virtual adventures that will blow your mind. literally.
so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain connectivity and substance use prediction. it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, or maybe you will because your brain will be too busy changing and stuff. but hey, that’s the fun of it all, right? let’s get weird and wacky together on our minecraft server, where your brain is the star of the show.
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MinecraftOffline
MinecraftOffline Server Overview
Server Name IP Version Player Count Features MinecraftOffline minecraftoffline.net 1.21.4 Variable - Permanent map
- Enhanced gameplay through custom plugins
- Finland-based for optimal European performance
FAQ
Gameplay
Q: Can I join the server from any location?
A: Yes, you can join from any location as long as you have a stable internet connection.
Rules
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?
A: Yes, please refer to our in-game rules or website for a list of rules and guidelines.
Plugins
Q: What custom plugins does the server use?
A: We use a variety of custom plugins to enhance gameplay, providing unique features and experiences.
Community
Q: How can I join the Discord community?
A: You can join our Discord community by clicking here.
Monetization
Q: Is there any monetization on the server?
A: We do not support any pay-to-win elements or unfair monetization practices on our server.
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FLCRAFTIK server minecraft
Flcraftik is a server that is just starting its way. On this server there are modes such as Tntran, Hide and Humanitarian aid, Pati Block, Skywars, Bedars, Griffa survival, and a couple of regimes.
FLCraftIK.aternos.me:62732
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Riches of the Block Realm
Join the Chaos: Only Here Can You Become the Lord of My Little Pigs!
Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server that EVER EXISTED! Here, in the grand labyrinth of blocks, the universe unravels before your very eyes! Every pixel tells a tale so twisted, you’ll question whether you even exist. Is that grass or a portal to the Underworld? Only the brave (or the foolish) shall find out!
Feature Description Cursed Cows They moo in binary. Collect their screams for special powers! (Or do they scream?) Quantum Mining Mine blocks and *sometimes* they *won’t* exist anymore? Balance isn’t real! Time-Warped Crafting Craft items in 3D, but they only appear in your neighbor’s inventory! Unicorn Spawns! They’re just really colorful pigs. Or are they? Who can say? Philosopher’s Stone Turn everything into dust or nothing! Your choice is irrelevant! Frequently Asked Questions (or are they?)
Q: How do I join the server?
A: You just have to *want* to join. But remember, desire can lead to existential dread. Are you prepared for that?
Q: What’s the server’s IP address?
A: There’s no need for IPs in a world without dimensions. Just scream into the void! It listens.
Q: Are there rules?
A: The only rule is that *there are no rules!* Except maybe *that one rule…*. But who remembers?
Random Reviews from the Abyss
“Just 1 billion dollars, pay up poor fags” – A vital lesson in economy.
“Where infinity meets the nada.” A dreamer’s mantra echoed by the undead.
“Every block is a lie; every pickaxe, a dagger!” – The *truth* reveals itself.