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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4982 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1323 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.