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BlockyVaxNation

BlockyVaxNation, containment efforts, cost, COVID-19 restrictions, death toll, emergency measures, excess deaths, Government, Healthcare, lockdowns, mask requirements, pandemic, public health, regulations, Safety Measures, saved lives, school closings, social distancing, States, united states, vaccine mandates

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gods Slained:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more restrictions than a Karen at a PTA meeting! Our mask requirements are so strict, even the creepers gotta cover their faces! And don’t even get me started on our vaccine mandates, you gotta show proof of immunity just to enter the Nether!

We shut down schools faster than you can say “homework,” but hey, it’s all for the greater good, right? Our server is so safe, you’ll probably live longer here than in the real world! Plus, we got so many crazy events and mini-games, you’ll never want to log off!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing spreading faster than COVID-19 is the fun! Join now and see why our restrictions are the best thing since enchanted diamond swords!

Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty

adult chat, arousal, Crafty, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Erotic, explicit content, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, intimate conversation, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, naughty talk, Nurse, Pleasure, Roleplay, sexual desires, smp, stimulation, taboo

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Emeralds Found:	6092	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a server like no other, where you can post your kinkiest tags, chat about your weirdest fetishes, and even have a good ol’ fap session with your fellow players.

In our Nurse on Duty edition, you’ll have the pleasure of being healed by our resident sexy nurse whenever you take damage in-game. But be warned, she might just be a little too eager to give you a sponge bath…

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can explore your wildest fantasies while building epic structures and battling mobs? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good time.

So come on and join us at /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, if things get a little too steamy).

SisWeddingMC Server

arguments, aruba, Commitment, Communication, compromise, decision, family, Going, Invitation, Marriage, October, photographer, plus one, relationship, Rude, Server, sister’s wedding, SisWeddingMC, Upset, WIBTA, Wife, Without

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Potions Brewed:	136
Crops Grown:	2930	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this 40M who found himself in a sticky situation with his 40F wife over a wedding invite!

Picture this: you’re happily building your dream castle in our server, when suddenly your virtual wife starts demanding a plus one to a virtual wedding in Aruba! Will you choose to be the photographer and stick to your commitment, or will you face the wrath of your virtual wife’s fury? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic arguments and outrageous scenarios along the way!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of virtual drama and chaos like this? Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen, and where even the most mundane situations can turn into a hilarious adventure!

Join us now and let the laughter and chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wild as this 40M’s wedding invite dilemma. See you in the game!

CraftyStepSibsNoShare

back to school, child’s belongings, children’s needs, classroom etiquette, communication with ex, CraftyStepSibsNoShare, donated supplies, family dynamics, labeling, Parental Responsibility, personal boundaries, personal items, school expenses, school policies, school supplies, sharing, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, stepsiblings, supply organization, teacher communication

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1680

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and supplies? Look no further than our server, where we believe in labeling your items and not being forced to share with your stepsiblings!

Join us and never worry about your crayons or color pencils getting ruined by rough kids again. Our server is a safe space for all your personal supplies, no sharing required!

We’ve even had parents contacting us about the importance of not making their kids share supplies with their stepsiblings. One parent even went as far as saying they’re not responsible for providing for their ex’s stepkids – and we totally get it!

So if you’re tired of being called a selfish bitch for wanting to keep your supplies to yourself, join our server and let your creativity flow without the fear of your sharpener getting destroyed by a stepbrother. Trust us, it’s a crayon-tastic time!

SwitchLifeSMP: WhoUWant?

Adventure, Alternate Reality, aspiration, Celebrity, Curiosity, daydream, dream, envy, Escape, Experience, Exploration, FAMOUS, FANTASY, fascination, imagination, role reversal, switch lives, SwitchLifeSMP, transformation, WhoUWant, Wishful thinking, world

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

If you could switch lives with anyone in the world, it would definitely be the admin of our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon named Steve. Plus, they have the power to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens with just a snap of their fingers. Join our SMP and you too can live out your wildest dreams of ruling over a land filled with chaos and cuteness!

CheaterCraft: Lame Excuses Edition

BETRAYAL, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cheating excuses, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, cheating justifications, cheating partners, cheating rationalizations, cheating stories, Deception, dishonesty, Edition, Excuses, excuses for infidelity, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Lame, Lies, relationships, Trust, unfaithfulness, worst excuses

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Star Shards Collected:	77	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Towns Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of getting banned for using x-ray on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we ENCOURAGE cheating! That’s right, we believe in giving everyone a fair chance to find diamonds and build epic bases without those pesky rules holding you back.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from too many TNT explosions). Who needs a legit excuse for cheating when you can just blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a secret government conspiracy to control Minecraft players?

So come on down to our server and let your cheating flag fly high! Just remember, if you get caught, you better come up with a better excuse than “my cat walked across my keyboard.”

MethaneMadness Minecraft Server

atmospheric methane, climate change, Decades, environmental impact, fastest rate, Global methane emissions, greenhouse gas, methane leaks, methane levels, methane monitoring, methane production, methane reduction, methane regulations, methane solutions, methane sources, methane technology, MethaneMadness, Minecraft, Rising, scientists, Server, warn

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

lol imagine if that was happening on our server! you join and suddenly the whole world is filled with fart noises and stinky clouds everywhere. but don’t worry, we have special gas masks for all players to protect them from the methane madness. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

MaduroDefeatedByOpposition

Candidate, Claims, controversy, defeated, Democracy, Disputed, election, Evidence, fraud, Government, Maduro, MaduroDefeatedByOpposition, opposition, Politics, proof, Results, south america, Sunday, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the venezuelan opposition has PROOF that they defeated maduro in a wild sunday election battle! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for political power and show off your minecraft skills! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! join now and be part of the revolution! #minecraftpolitics #madurodefeated #crazyelections

TitaniumHeartCraft

Artificial Heart, Cardiology, first time, health, Healthcare, Heart Transplant, Human Patient, Implant, innovation, Maglev-Powered, medical advancement, medical breakthrough, medical news, medical science, patient care, Surgeons, surgery, surgical procedure, Technology, Titanium Heart, TitaniumHeartCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	2300	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got surgeons implanting maglev-powered titanium hearts in human patients for the first time!!! like wut even is that??? imagine having a heart that can levitate and power itself, u would be invincible in pvp battles!!! plus, our server has custom mobs like flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them. join now and experience the most insane adventures in minecraft history!!!

KoKLand | Minecraft server Minecraft server

activities, Community, Friends, KoKLand, Minecraft, responsive administration, Server, Survival, visit us

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1504	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Want to survive in minecraft with friends? This server is the best place for it!

Responsive administrationGood communityThere is always something to do

Come visit us!

n4.joinserver.xyz:25661

PixelPurge Minecraft Server

Addictive, ban porn, Child predators, child welfare, crime, First Amendment, free speech, illicit drug, Mandate for Leadership, Minecraft, misogynistic exploiters, outlawed, PixelPurge, pornography, Project 2025, property rights, psychologically destructive, Server, sexual liberation, sexualization of children, transgender ideology

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as any illicit drug? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky pornography and focus on building the ultimate blocky empire.

Join us and leave those child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women in the dust! Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity without any of that psychological destruction nonsense.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together! Just remember, no room for pornography here, only pure blocky fun.