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  • MacronScholzDefeatedCraft

    MacronScholzDefeatedCraft
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 956
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Animals Bred: 62
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Magic Items Found: 7873 Potions Brewed: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the far-right gains in EU elections have led to stunning defeats for France’s Macron and Germany’s Scholz! why waste time with politics when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs in our crazy world? who needs world leaders when you can be the ruler of your own minecraft kingdom? join now for a chance to overthrow the establishment and become the ultimate minecraft champion! let’s show those politicians who’s boss in our virtual world of chaos and creativity!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 5424
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Emeralds Found: 9430 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only boogied down to disco music! Join our server to uncover more wacky secrets like this and claim your own loot-filled dance party!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. It’s a clucking good time that you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and adventuring for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it out there!

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  • Best Isekai Protagonists Minecraft SMP

    Best Isekai Protagonists Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 9030
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like being transported to a whole new world, just like your favorite isekai anime! And who better to navigate this new world than females, who always seem to be the best isekai protagonists in anime? Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer this crazy Minecraft realm and become the ultimate isekai queen! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a land filled with talking animals and magical powers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Game Maker Minecraft Server

    Game Maker Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 9277
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a boring old player on the same old Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why waste your time making your own game when you can join us and earn hundreds of diamonds instead?

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of explosive llamas. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this priceless treasure!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, complete with loops, twists, and even a lava pit for added excitement? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start earning those diamonds in style!

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  • No. 927930505 Minecraft SMP – The Anonymous Adventure

    No. 927930505 Minecraft SMP – The Anonymous Adventure
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 2634
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the cows wear sunglasses, the creepers dance the Macarena, and the villagers have a secret underground rave club!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and the trees are made of candy. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you on the other side?

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave!

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  • TurkeyCraft Minecraft Server

    TurkeyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 2723
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Animals Bred: 137
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4971 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be spending Thanksgiving with Chuuba and her wacky “family”! Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get into – from turkey-themed building contests to pumpkin pie eating competitions, it’s guaranteed to be a hilarious time. Plus, rumor has it that Chuuba’s “family” includes a talking chicken and a mischievous pig who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t miss out on the Thanksgiving fun – join our server now and get ready for a feast of laughs!

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  • Seat Sharing Prohibited Minecraft SMP

    Seat Sharing Prohibited Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 5323
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Villages Defended: 20 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never share your seat with women because they had sex with other men, not you! Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous stories.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of dancing polar bears. Will you be brave enough to face their funky moves and claim the loot for yourself?

    So come on and join us on this zany Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to not share your seat with women)! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

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  • Netherbound

    Netherbound
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 2502
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

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  • Blocky Brotherhood Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brotherhood Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 4150
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a GTA game but with more brotherhood? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find more loyalty than a pack of wolves! Join us and experience a world where your fellow players have your back no matter what – whether you’re building a fortress or taking on the Ender Dragon.

    Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?

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  • Vtuber of the Year Minecraft SMP

    Vtuber of the Year Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 3142
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! We have the reigning VTuber of the Year as our server admin, and let me tell you, she is not just a pro at Minecraft, but also at dropping sick beats and roasting creepers.

    Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

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